SEX BLANKETS AND PILLOWS

A Freak Sheet is a specially designed waterproof blanket that protects your bed, couch, car, or any surface from fluids like squirting, ejaculation/cum, blood, lube, sweat and any other fluids/sexy surprises. Putting a free sheet down before you get down and dirty means you can play without worrying about your fresh linen or dodging the wet spot when it’s time to go to sleep. When you're finished, simply machine wash and either tumble dry on a low heat or hang to dry. Simple!
Fun fact: some of our customers will also keep a freak sheet on hand for spewy kids, toilet training, pets, or incontinence. 

Yes! Our waterproof Freak Sheets are made with soft, premium fabrics that feel smooth and cosy on your skin just like any other blanket. They do not sound or feel ‘plasticy’ and are designed to blend in with other blankets/throws that you own.

Easy-peasy! Toss it in your washing machine on a gentle cycle, air dry or cool tumble dry, and you're ready to go again.

Yup! Our Freak Sheets are totally waterproof and hold up to a litre of water (but probably more - here’s a video of Viv spraying one with a hose). Perfect for all your saucy adventures.

Sex pillows, such as Bumpy Cuddles are designed to add pressure on your G-spot and A-spot, and will also make a penis feel bigger and deeper during penetration and more. For a full list of benefits for each position see the products images on the Bumpy Cuddles product page. 

The Bumpy Cuddles pillow is made from firm, high-density foam, (roughly four times firmer than a regular pillow) and has been tested and approved up to size 22. For any questions please contact us - we’re always happy to help so you can play with confidence.

Bumpy Cuddles has an inner waterproof cover and an outer soft, velvety machine-washable cover. Wash on a gentle cycle after use and air or (cool) tumbledry. Avoid bleach or fabric softeners to preserve the fabric.