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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
63 Reviews

Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided Fleece
Stay warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
Cold Wash Only
Keep the sheets freaky longer.
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

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Description


NOT INCLUDED IN BLACK FRIDAY DISCOUNTS
Final clearance. Same waterproof protection—just needs a little extra care.

These ultra-soft, double-sided fleece waterproof blankets are perfect for steamy sessions, sick kids, bedwetting, or messy pets.

Care note: Due to a bonding fault in the waterproof layer, these must be cold machine washed and hung to dry. Do not tumble dry—heat may cause the layers to separate.

Use as a sex blanket, dog blanket, or kids’ bed protector. Stock is limited and this is final clearance—strictly no returns or refunds.

Sizes:
Small – 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55")
Large – 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55")

How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55").

Large: At 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55"), the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

Waterproof

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Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

Caring for Your Toys

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Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your sex toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone vibrators with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 63 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 53 Total 4 star reviews: 10 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
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63 reviews
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    Tones
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    The Unsung Hero of Sweaty Shenanigans

    After recently trying the GGO Libido pills; let me just say: they have well and truly moistened the oyster of this peri-meno mum. Add in plenty of lube, some gloriously sweaty times, and the inevitable male gusher, and suddenly the Freak Sheet has become the absolute MVP of my bedroom.

    No more awkward post-coital shuffle to hunt down the “romance rag” before things drip where they shouldn’t. This beauty catches everything. Soft, cozy, and deceptively innocent-looking, yet secretly built for aquatic-level activities.

    No more wet patch. No more ruining fresh sheets.

    QualityRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 3.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
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    Natasha
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    5 days ago
    She's a Super Freak!

    She is really super freaky! I own blankets from another (very) renowned brand, and well, this little freak really did win me over with a number of factors!

    For context, I tried two different occasions (solo and partnered), for 30min - 3 hr durations, and my squirt frequency and volume is high ;) For the 3 hr duration I always have 2 blankets, one king size to cover the entire bed inc sides and one smaller one.

    Positives!

    Shape: Oh my I LOVED the shape of these sheets 😍 , the longer length really helped with my fountain occasions and any larger splashes, so I didn't accidentally make a mess on my bed.

    Thickness: SHEET indeed! NOT a Blanket! This will travel SO easily and not take up half my large suitcase! Did it still hold and perform well? F Yes! I was surprised! 🤩🤩

    Size: Great for my solo and quickie ventures, I would LOVE to see larger sizes in the future when they get the other issues finalised.

    Feel: Thin without compromise on that that soft plush feeling. I am very tactile sensitive and this was so nice. Also a plus for Australian Summers!

    Negatives:

    I'd add in to not do a high spin on this current one as it was also causing some spots in the blanket to seperate after the one wash (but not the entire blanket) I look forward to their solve on the current issues .

    ✨ Future hopes! ✨

    - a wet bag that fits this lil freak perfectly for travel 😏

    - more range of sizes 💕🩷

    - more colour options (not a fan of beige) would love to see a black with that gorgeous pink trim…

    QualityRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
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    Michelle
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Freak sheet

    I tried the freak sheet and it’s definitely a bedding saver with fluids and lube. The only thing I would change for me is the size. I need a bigger one to cover more space. We move around the bed so I felt like I had to move it around a bit or stay on that area of the bed. I do believe the size says “small” so I would want xl. It washed nicely and is ready to go again. ( my teen daughter saw the GGO label on it and I’m sure is questioning it) I did have a good laugh.

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    Nat :.
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 18-24
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Go get freaky with this

    I did a pretty “thorough” testing if I can say so myself!

    - Feeling: it’s so soft and very comfy! I’ve tried waterproof blankets before and this was very very different (in a good way). It quite genuinely looks like a cosy throw blanket and I would absolutely keep this downstairs in the lounge for some spontaneous sexy time. The size I got was “small” and it was bigger than expected - I’d happily use it for any and all messy sex sesshes.

    - waterproofness (god I hope that’s a word). AMAZING 10/10. I was very pleasantly surprised at its waterproof capabilities. Zero leak through or any sensation of dampness on the other side of my mess. I used this during sex (and squirted) and it worked perfectly for this. After a wash and clean, I also used this just with water and it somehow absorbs the moisture without it seeping through (also goes to show it retains its waterproofness.

    - Cleaning: no issues whatsoever. I washed it on a cold gentle wash and line dried it indoors (it’s been raining a lot lately!). It dried perfectly fine with the blanket still perfectly in tact. As mentioned above, the waterproofing was still present even after its first wash, which was promising for me as I’ve come across some brands that seem to deteriorate after the wash.

    OVERALL: absolutely would get another for uh… winter

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
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    Lisa W.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 55-64
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Oh So Soft!

    WOW what a game changer! So soft and silky. Sometimes I’d hold back because I don’t want to make a huge mess and have to wash everything all the time. Squirting is now a pleasure now that I’m no longer thinking about all the washing I’m going to have to do. The Freak Sheet goes straight into the washing machine and dries surprisingly quickly as well. Highly recommended!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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