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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
31 Reviews

Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided Fleece
Stay warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
Cold Wash Only
Keep the sheets freaky longer.
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

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Description


Final clearance. Same waterproof protection—just needs a little extra care.

These ultra-soft, double-sided fleece waterproof blankets are perfect for steamy sessions, sick kids, bedwetting, or messy pets.

Care note: Due to a bonding fault in the waterproof layer, these must be cold machine washed and hung to dry. Do not tumble dry—heat may cause the layers to separate.

Use as a sex blanket, dog blanket, or kids’ bed protector. Stock is limited and this is final clearance—strictly no returns or refunds.

Sizes:
Small – 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55")
Large – 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55")

How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55").

Large: At 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55"), the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

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Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

Caring for Your Toys

Show Your Sexy Sidekicks Some Love

Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone beauties with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 31 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 28 Total 4 star reviews: 3 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
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31 reviews
  • R
    Rose
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    23 hours ago
    No more wet spots!!

    Alrighty, initially I was slightly worried about the ‘luxurious’ finish, and the puppy pee pad vibes/noise, but after washing she’s softened right up 👌🏻 still a little disappointed with the ‘luxury’ but not too bad overall.

    Super inconspicuous to chuck on the end of the bed and doesn’t scream this is ‘our sex blanket’, so points there too.

    Does what described perfectly, feels nice against skin and the biggest selling point for me, we’re not left fighting over who has to try and dodge the wet spot all night 😂🫣

    QualityRated 3.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • MM
    Monica M.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 45-54
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    Bye bye puppy pads.

    If you shake your head and laugh when people suggest putting a towel down because you just know that a towel won't cut it then then a Freak Sheet may be just what you're looking for.

    Having used puppy pads and changing pads previously I was always concerned about exactly where they were positioned and potential spillage. The size of the Freak Sheets alleviated some of that stress and worry, whilst allowing me to concentrate on the important stuff. 😅

    Sure I was a little skeptical about whether it would be able to stand up to the claims of how much it could hold but boy did I test that thing out. 95% of the space under the sheet was dry, the only spillage was from you guessed it positioning , so make sure you plonk yourself smack bang in the middle of this baby.

    Both times I've machine washed this on delicate cycle and hung it on the line to dry and it's been dry within a day.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • M
    M❤️
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    No mess, No stress!

    Such a bargain at this price! My order arrived super quick and, as always, in discreet packaging. I grabbed 2 in both sizes at this price. The large is my go-to for making sure there’s zero mess, and the small is perfect for travel. Hubby and I took it away recently, and it completely took the stress out of cleanup.

    The blanket is super absorbent, soft to the touch, and line dries in no time. Honestly, it’s been a total game changer! Quick, easy, and mess-free. We’ve even used them as mattress protectors for the kids, and they work perfectly for that too.

    Highly recommend — versatile, soft, and saves a lot of hassle (in and out of the bedroom!).

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • N✨ Profile picture for N ✨.
    N ✨.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 18-24
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    Loved it!

    I’ve always thought about trying a product like this and am so glad I took the plunge! Let’s just say I have never squirted more than I did knowing I wasn’t going to have to wash my sheets afterwards. The Freak Sheet is super waterproof and easy to wash. It came vaccine sealed and in discrete packaging. It will certainly become a regular in our bedroom activities.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • A
    A
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    A great product

    I was surprised at how well this absorbed all the mess and so easy to clean, seriously considering buying a second one to use for keeping things clean when the kids are messy playing with water

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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