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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
14 Reviews

Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided Fleece
Stay warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - Read Description

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ESTIMATED DELIVERY: 1-4 Days
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Description


Final clearance. Same waterproof protection—just needs a little extra care.

These ultra-soft, double-sided fleece waterproof blankets are perfect for steamy sessions, sick kids, bedwetting, or messy pets.

Care note: Due to a bonding fault in the waterproof layer, these must be cold machine washed and hung to dry. Do not tumble dry—heat may cause the layers to separate.

Use as a sex blanket, dog blanket, or kids’ bed protector. Stock is limited and this is final clearance—strictly no returns or refunds.

Sizes:
Small – 1m x 1.4m (39" x 55")
Large – 2m x 1.4m (79" x 55")

How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 1m X 1.4m.

Large: At 1.4m X 2m, the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

Waterproof

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Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

Caring for Your Toys

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Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone beauties with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 14 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 13 Total 4 star reviews: 1 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
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14 reviews
  • TL
    Tania L.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 45-54
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    23 hours ago
    Freak sheet

    Absolutely did it's job. Long ribbon it was wrapped in got a gold star as well 😉.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • D
    Dee
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    For all things wet

    Purchased the Large size which covers most of our Cali King. Super soft material and absorbent. Can get quite sweaty when things are heated up 🔥 but safe on the other side!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • JC
    Jenna C.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    Versatile

    This is a game changer, its super soft and snuggly but also durable, holds a substantial amount of liquid and is easy to just throw in the wash and keeps everything below it dry. So glad I got 2, one in the wash, one to use straight away

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • DK
    Dave K.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    Perfect way to stop sleeping in wet spots

    We decided to get the smaller freak sheet so we can use it easily in other places around the home or take it away with us on holiday.

    Arrived as expected with no obvious signs of what it is, was neatly packed inside though and noticed straight away how much softer it was than we expected.

    First use and it was super soft and comfortable to lie on and did exactly what it was made to do, no wet patches under the blanket. Stayed soft and conformable throughout use and made the experience so much better with no worry about liquids leaking through.

    Washed up easily and airdried fast. Looking forward to many more uses and being able to pack it away in suitcase easily for travel.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • S
    Sharne
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    4 days ago
    Absolute star!

    We have 3! Wouldn't be without them. So soft and absorbent. Used to use one of the kids waterproof sheets but it couldn't hold the liquid and flooded the bed, for Freak Sheets for the win, no accidents and no sheet changing!!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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