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Q: What is a sex blanket (a Freak Sheet) and how does it work?

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Q: Are Freak Sheets comfortable to use?

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Q: How do I clean my Freak Sheet?

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Q: Are Freak Sheets really waterproof?

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Q: How do sex pillows improve pleasure during sex?

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Q: Will I fit on the Bumpy Cuddles sex pillow?

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Q: How do I clean my Bumpy Cuddles sex pillow?

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A waterproof sex blanket is the bedroom upgrade you didn't know you were missing. Our Freak Sheets look like the cosy throw at the end of your bed, but there's an invisible, crinkle-free waterproof layer bonded inside the fleece, so squirt, sweat, lube and period sex never make it through to your mattress. Add Bumpy Cuddles, the sex pillow that lifts your hips into the angles that hit just right, and the only thing left to think about is your big-O.

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Freak Sheet Waterproof Blanket - Minky Sherpa Fleece - Charcoal

$139

Freak Sheet Waterproof Blanket - Minky Sherpa Fleece - Cloud Blue

$139

Luxury Plush Fleece Freak Sheet - Waterproof Blanket - Plum

$229

Folded dark green sex blanket fully waterproof with rounded corners easily washable

Luxury Plush Fleece Freak Sheet - Waterproof Blanket - Forest

$229

Beige wedge pillow with a close-up inset showing its use.

Bumpy Cuddles Sex Pillow with Restraints

$189

Soft and stylish Bumpy Cuddles spare pillow cases in beige, black, and pink stacked neatly.

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Bumpy Cuddles Spare Cover

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bundle of sex pillow, pillow cover, restraints, double ended glass dildo, lube,intimate wipes

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Couples Play Bundle

~~$374.80~~ $337.32

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Lovers Play Bundle

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What is a sex blanket?

A sex blanket is a soft throw with a waterproof layer sealed inside. Lay it down before things get hot and heavy, and anything that spills stays on the blanket instead of soaking into your sheets. No towel shuffle, no sleeping on the wet spot, no 2am sheet change. When you're done, throw it in the wash.

Our Freak Sheets have soft fleece on the outside and a TPU waterproof layer in the middle that holds 2L+ of liquid (we've tested it, click on any product page & scroll to see us pouring liquid onto the Freak Sheet). Unlike a mattress protector, they don't crinkle or feel plasticky, so nobody's going to clock what she really is.

Why a waterproof blanket for sex beats a towel

Towels slide around, soak straight through and never quite cover the right spot. A waterproof blanket for sex stays put, covers a lot more ground and keeps the mattress dry underneath. It's also the easiest way to stop worrying and let go, and that's where the good stuff happens. Whether you're a Punani Tsunami pro, love a generous splash of lube, or don't want your period to put you off, a sex blanket means you don't have to plan around the mess.

Which Freak Sheet is for you?

Both of our sex blankets are 200 x 140cm (79" x 55"), machine washable and dryer safe on low. The difference is how they feel:

Freak Sheet Minky Sherpa Fleece: fluffy, cloud-like sherpa you'll want to sink into. Comes in Charcoal or Cloud Blue.
Freak Sheet Luxury Plush Fleece: smooth, velvety plush for when you're feeling a bit fancy. Comes in Plum or Forest.

All the colours are deep and discreet enough to sit on the couch or the end of your bed as an everyday throw. Hint: she's also handy for pets, spewy kids and toilet training.

Sex pillows: the angle changer

A sex pillow lifts and supports your body so you can get into position without the acrobatics. Bumpy Cuddles is made from firm, high-density foam (about four times firmer than a regular pillow), so she holds her shape under you instead of squishing flat. Use her to tilt your hips for more G-spot and A-spot pressure, to make penetration feel deeper, or just to give your back and knees a break. She's tested up to size 22 and has a waterproof inner cover plus a soft, machine-washable outer cover.

Feeling a little tied up? Bumpy Cuddles also comes with built-in restraints. Talk boundaries with your boo first, agree on a word that means stop, and go from there.

Better together

Sex pillows and sex blankets are a match made in bedroom heaven. Put Bumpy Cuddles on top of your Freak Sheet and you've got better angles and zero clean-up stress. Grab them together in the Couples Play Bundle, and keep a spare Bumpy Cuddles cover on hand for back-to-back sessions. They also play nicely with your favourite sex toys for women, so bring your go-to vibrators along for the ride.

Looking after your sex blankets and pillows

Wash your Freak Sheet on a cold gentle cycle, then hang it out or tumble dry on cool. Same goes for the Bumpy Cuddles covers. Skip the bleach and fabric softener so the waterproof layer and the fabric stay soft and sealed for the long haul.

FAQs

What is a sex blanket (a Freak Sheet) and how does it work?

A Freak Sheet is a specially designed waterproof blanket that protects your bed, couch, car, or any surface from fluids like squirting, ejaculation/cum, blood, lube, sweat and any other fluids/sexy surprises. Putting a free sheet down before you get down and dirty means you can play without worrying about your fresh linen or dodging the wet spot when it’s time to go to sleep. When you're finished, simply machine wash and either tumble dry on a low heat or hang to dry. Simple!
Fun fact: some of our customers will also keep a freak sheet on hand for spewy kids, toilet training, pets, or incontinence.

Are Freak Sheets comfortable to use?

Yes! Our waterproof Freak Sheets are made with soft, premium fabrics that feel smooth and cosy on your skin just like any other blanket. They do not sound or feel ‘plasticy’ and are designed to blend in with other blankets/throws that you own.

How do I clean my Freak Sheet?

Easy-peasy! Toss it in your washing machine on a gentle cycle, air dry or cool tumble dry, and you're ready to go again.

Are Freak Sheets really waterproof?

Yup! Our Freak Sheets are totally waterproof and hold up to a litre of water (but probably more - here’s a video of Viv spraying one with a hose). Perfect for all your saucy adventures.

How do sex pillows improve pleasure during sex?

Sex pillows, such as Bumpy Cuddles are designed to add pressure on your G-spot and A-spot, and will also make a penis feel bigger and deeper during penetration and more. For a full list of benefits for each position see the products images on the Bumpy Cuddles product page.

Will I fit on the Bumpy Cuddles sex pillow?

The Bumpy Cuddles pillow is made from firm, high-density foam, (roughly four times firmer than a regular pillow) and has been tested and approved up to size 22. For any questions please contact us - we’re always happy to help so you can play with confidence.

How do I clean my Bumpy Cuddles sex pillow?

Bumpy Cuddles has an inner waterproof cover and an outer soft, velvety machine-washable cover. Wash on a gentle cycle after use and air or (cool) tumbledry. Avoid bleach or fabric softeners to preserve the fabric.