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Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
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Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description
Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections -  Read Description

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5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
2 Reviews

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections - Read Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided
Stay cool in summer with breathable bamboo and warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr/35 Oz of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
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All packages arrive in plain, unlabelled packaging with sender details 'Brand Nation' on shipping label

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF Due to Imperfections - Read Description

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Notice: Discounted Stock Due to Imperfections
This batch of Freak Sheets is being offered at 50% off due to a known manufacturing fault. One side of the blanket is pulling away at the seams, and the decorative blanket stitching easily comes apart after machine washing. This issue is clearly shown if you scroll through images 2-5, and we recommend hand washing only to prolong the product's life. Please note that these items are final sale, and no returns or exchanges will be accepted. Enjoy the same waterproof protection at a reduced price while supplies last!

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Two words, one sigh of relief: Freak Sheet.

The collab between Girls Get Off and The Love Drive you've been dreaming of. 

A girl can only wash her sheets a certain number of times before screaming, "Where can I buy a sex sheet?" Look no further, queens; you've found it.

Lightweight and double sided - one a breathable bamboo for those hot and steamy sessions and the other a cozy warm fleece for maximum comfort - Freak Sheet is washing machine safe so you can enjoy her again and again and again. Whether you’re dabbling with Juicee, working up a sweat, experimenting with extra saliva, or know the punani tsunami is due to make a grand entrance, Freak Sheet is the solution you’ve been begging for. 

What more could a girl - and her bedspread - want?

How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 1m X 1.4m.

Large: At 1.4m X 2m, the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

Waterproof

Real Women Tested

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Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

Caring for Your Toys

Show Your Sexy Sidekicks Some Love

Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as Afterbanger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone beauties with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 2 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 2 Total 4 star reviews: 0 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
2 reviews
  • C
    Chelsea
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    Best blanket out there!

    I just received my large freak sheet this morning and you guys have knocked it out of the park once again! As someone who owns basically everything that you sell, this has to be one of my favourite things. This blanket is so luxurious and soft and can easily be on my bed and no one would be the wiser. Having seen others on the market and always thinking they were just not quite what I wanted, you girls came through with exactly what was needed for this.

    My friend came round and commented on my new "bed throw" about how nice it was and how soft it felt to touch. She was so surprised when I told her what it actually was that she immediately said she needed one as well. This is such a winner & would highly recommend to anyone who is considering purchasing one!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • J
    Jes
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    Glad I brought it!

    I have been patiently waiting for the Freak Sheet to release. I’d been considering buying similar products from other places but wanted to wait and support GGO. I’m yet to put it to the test but as a purchaser, absorbency wasn’t my first concern so I’m hoping this review will still be helpful.

    I get a bit funny about fabric textures but the winter side isn’t too ‘minky’ or ‘fluffy’ it’s mostly just soft. And summer side is just like my mattress protector. There’s no noise and it’s floppy like you expect a blanket to be.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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