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Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description
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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
45 Reviews

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided
Stay cool in summer with breathable bamboo and warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
Discreet Shipping
All packages arrive in plain, unlabelled packaging with sender details 'Brand Nation' on shipping label

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description

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$139.00 $69.50
ESTIMATED DELIVERY: 1-4 Days
Flexible, Interest-Free Payments with:
4 interest-free payments of $37.25

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Description

Notice: Discounted Stock Due to Imperfections

We are clearing these Freak Sheets due to a manufacturing error and therefore not the quality we want for our customers.

The bamboo side of the blanket is pulling away at the edge slightly. This is just an up close aesthetic issue that doesnt effect the use of the blanket. It does not continue to pull away further.

This issue is clearly shown if you scroll through images 6-9.

Please note, these items are final sale, and no returns or exchanges will be accepted.

Enjoy the same waterproof protection at a reduced price while supplies last!

Small - 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55")
Large - 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55")

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How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55").

Large: At 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55"), the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

Waterproof

Real Women Tested

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30-Day Good Time Guarantee

High-Quality Materials

Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

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Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your sex toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone vibrators with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 45 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 42 Total 4 star reviews: 3 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
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  • T
    Tarnz
    Flag of Australia
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 45-54
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 days ago
    FREAKING GOOD!!

    she's small-ish but bloody mighty!! in the fact that damn she holds a lot of fluids lol.. didn't get to use her properly straight up (but have since) but accidently spilled a full glass of liquid on her.. THANK GOD she was on my bed coz she definitely saved it!!! 🤣 no leak through what so ever!! was totally impressed!! will definitely be getting all my friends to get onto this..

    The feel of it is nice n soft so u don't actually realise that it is what it is.. just looks like a throw blanket on ur bed..

    Also with washing n drying was easy as n doesn't take up too much room on the line..

    Have been wanting to get this FREAK SHEET for a minute now and sooo glad I did!! if you're wondering whether you should get it or not - YOU TOTALLY SHOULD!!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • R
    Rachel
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 days ago
    Absolute perfection

    A must have for the bedroom. The cooling side works so well and hubby noted it was the first time he had zero sweat.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • A
    Angeline
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 45-54
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    6 days ago
    Amazing

    My partner and I have used towels and other water proof items and then brought this. This blanket is soooo lux and super absorbant. It has saved many sheet changes since it arrived. Totally recommend this to anyone

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • B
    Bree
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    6 days ago
    Amazing product

    This freak sheet is amazing, from the moment it came to my door in very discreet packaging.

    I opened it and was instantly amazed at how soft it felt, almost wanted to cuddle up with it on the lounge

    But instead I put it down on the lounge and was amazed once again at how much liquid it held, it really made play time a lot more enjoyable not having to be in my head about making a mess on the lounge

    Once finished I put it straight in the washing machine and hung it out on the line, no mess on the lounge to clean up.

    I live alone so don’t have to worry about it but it is a very discreet blanket that if for some reason someone else hung it out on the line or found it unless they actually knew what it was they wouldn’t be able to know what it is

    Highly recommend

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • H
    Hailey
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    6 days ago
    💦💦

    As a mum of 3 I’m constantly fighting a loosing battle with washing so the thought of sex adding to that washing pile made it seem like a chore 🙅🏼‍♀️

    Well the freak sheet has changed that 💦💦

    Small enough to be discreet & to pack for a dirty weekend away but big enough to catch everything it needs to 🙌🏼

    It’s soft, comfortable and quick drying.

    No more full bed changes, no more laying on a towel and no more holding myself back from letting go 💦 just to save me extra washing.

    Highly recommend 🙌🏼

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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