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Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description
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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
29 Reviews

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided
Stay cool in summer with breathable bamboo and warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
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All packages arrive in plain, unlabelled packaging with sender details 'Brand Nation' on shipping label

Freak Sheet - 50% OFF - Read Description

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$139.00 $69.50
ESTIMATED DELIVERY: 1-4 Days
Flexible, Interest-Free Payments with:
4 interest-free payments of $37.25

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Description

Notice: Discounted Stock Due to Imperfections

We are clearing these Freak Sheets due to a manufacturing error and therefore not the quality we want for our customers.

The bamboo side of the blanket is pulling away at the edge slightly. This is just an up close aesthetic issue that doesnt effect the use of the blanket. It does not continue to pull away further.

This issue is clearly shown if you scroll through images 6-9.

Please note, these items are final sale, and no returns or exchanges will be accepted.

Enjoy the same waterproof protection at a reduced price while supplies last!

Small - 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55")
Large - 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55")

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How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55").

Large: At 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55"), the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ

Waterproof

Real Women Tested

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High-Quality Materials

Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

Caring for Your Toys

Show Your Sexy Sidekicks Some Love

Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone beauties with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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  • Relatable founders

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
Based on 29 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 27 Total 4 star reviews: 2 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
29 reviews
  • DY
    Domenique Y.
    Flag of Australia
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Yesterday
    Less mess

    I absolutely love the freak sheet. When I opened the package I was surprised that it was so soft and silky. And boy did it live up to all expectations. It was really good for protecting my sheets from unwanted mess. It was really easy to clean as well

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • L
    Lucy
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    Climate Change - Flash Flooding

    Soft, plush and soaking wet that was the end of a multi orgasm session for my fiancée and me. Having something to stop the worry of a wet bed that won’t dry in time, and no longer having to use the “sex towel” that never really worked in the first place. Knowing that we would be able to sleep not in a wet patch allowed my fiancée to get out of her head and really reach her full potential really putting this freak sheet to the limit. The bed was dry and soft like nothing to debaucherous had just taken place.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • MM
    M M.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 days ago
    Goodbye wet sheets, hello pleasure centre!

    If you're sick of washing sheets, using towels or not reaching your full orgasmic potential because you are scared of gushing harder than Niagara Falls, then you need one of these because everyone deserves to be relaxed and feel the level of pleasure, in the security these sheets provide.

    These sheets are devine and can double as a throw/blanket. Worried about someone figuring it out, just remove the very small and discreet GGO label and voila! This sheet is like being wrapped up in a warm, silky soft hug. It instantly soothes you and helps with relaxation which in turn allows you to get aroused on a deeper level, hopefully helping you acheive the big O and if it's your desire, squirting.

    It does not spill over the sides or seep into the bed/couch/back seat etc, it protects your pillows, sheets, mattress, everything underneath it and the best part, it holds A LOT!

    For the weary travellers, mums and caregivers this blanket is also great for car/plane/boat travel and will catch whatever "comes up" along the way.

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • VB
    Victoria B.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    6 days ago
    LOVE LOVE LOVE

    I absolutely love the freak sheet. Love that I'm not worried about a towel/the sheets etc. Its super soft, does exactly what it says!

    I removed the decorative stitching just so I don't have to worry about the little holes and I love the look of it without the pink stitching too!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • H
    Hollie
    Flag of New Zealand
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Many uses....

    Thank f*ck for the freak sheet. Vomiting kid this week, and I cautiously put in under the vomit cannon before bedtime and hallelujah thank the heavens I did 🙌 Can confirm it holds an insane amount of fluid. One day I'll get freaky on it... for today it's saving my sanity (and the bed sheets and mattress in the middle of the night).

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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