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Podcast Transcript
Welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. We are coming to you today to talk about some confessions that we've had over the last couple of weeks. You may have seen these on our Instagram story, but we thought we can pump through quite a few more on the podcast. But before we do, we wanna do a little recap because something very, very hilarious happened in Jo's life since we recorded the last episode, which I still cannot deal with. I likely may need to play a message that I sent to the group chat even because I couldn't talk, it was so funny. I was crying, laughing. But anyway, if you listened to the last podcast, you would know that I was given a little baby bunny that I was holding through it. Anyway, Arlo ended up naming it Steve, so he fell in love with Steve over the next few hours. And then unfortunately Steve didn't make it. Um, I, he was in a, he was in a beanie keeping warm. And then I put my hand in and I'm like, Oh, he feels really cold. And Jake's like, Oh, don't worry. He's breathing. You can see it go up and down. And I'm like, no, I'm pretty sure I can't see it up and going up and down. And so this point at this point, I freaked out because anybody that knows me knows I have like a complete. complete phobia of dead little animals. I just can't, I can't deal. I'm hysterical. Like it's, I can't get a dead bird out of my house. I can't deal with dead mice or anything. Like no way. Anyway, so I'm holding, I'm holding this beanie with a dead rabbit in it. And I had to break it to Arlo that his bunny had died. And it took a... It took like a second to sink in for Arlo. I think he's like, is it floppy? Because I've seen a dead bunny before and it was really floppy. And I'm like, yeah, it's pretty floppy. And anyway, then it kicked in and he got really upset. Understandably, he'd loved this little bunny. Um, and then he wanted, I said, should we go and bury it? And he's like, no, not. No, don't want to bury it. He pulls it out of the beanie and puts it on the dining room table while he's patting his- Steve, he has a name. Sorry, Steve's laying dead on my dining room table while he's patting it with one hand and drawing him in the other and then his book becomes like a shrine of dead Steve's. Cause he's drawing Steve at all these different dead angles. Oh my god. And you sent a photo to the group chat and it was just like, Arlo, just looking so, it was like, just like gutted, you know, like bottom lip out a little bit, just so sad, you know. Steve. And also because at the start of the day, like while we were doing the podcast, he interrupted so many times because he was so excited about Steve. Like at one stage this hand just like came into the frame of the podcast because he's trying to like pat Steve or ask you stupid questions. just cause he wants to see Steve. And then, so that started off on like a real high, and then all of a sudden he's dead. He's, he's dead. And, you know, I haven't, I remember grieving for animals and stuff like that, you know, and I didn't really want anything to do with them. They were dead. I felt like it was really sad, like, and it got me, but Arlo had this. this need to, um, to just be holding, holding Steve. And so after he finished drawing him, he like, he just comes out from around the corner, like holding Steve and we're like, okay, go put, go put Steve away, go put him away. So he went and put him in his home. I was like, Steve needs to rest. And then about half an hour later, when I'm standing in the kitchen, just eating some dinner, He walks back out, my friend Sarah's there, and he walks back in just holding Steve as if Steve is like, uh, like one of his cuddlies now at this point. And I'm eating, I'm literally eating my dinner and he walks up to me and has Steve holding Steve and Steve's like slightly stiff at this stage. Yeah, Rigor Mortis is sitting in. Steve's like going do do. Stop walking Steve up me Dinner I was like God Sarah was there because I I'm crying I'm losing it. I can't talk. I couldn't even get the words out And Sarah's like hello, I think I think Steve, now that Steve is dead, he might want to rest. He might not want to keep walking. Oh my gosh. Anyway, we finally convinced him that burying Steve is the nicest thing for him. And first we had to go and find a rock, paint Steve on the rock, take Steve's footprints and put Steve's footprints on the rock, but I was, I was hysterical. Wasn't I? I want to try and find this message. Couldn't stop laughing. It was so. Funny, and what Sarah just acted as the celebrant at Steve's funeral. I know. God for Sarah man, she takes like the hardest thing, except she, like she knows, she knows how much I can't, like, I just, I can't control it if there's like a dead animal. She's always saving me, but yeah, no, it's... It is not okay. Okay, ready? Here's me trying to talk to tell everyone what's happening. Guys, I'm crying. I'm losing my shit. It's so funny. Don't worry. This is a funny cry because I just can't deal. I'm eating my dinner. I'll lose walking around with that face. I can't even. I'm so sorry. Oh that's wild. I hope one of your dogs doesn't dig Steve up. I hope he's in a deep grave or something and they're not gonna sniff Steve out. I know. I know. Can you imagine? Can you imagine? I don't... yeah. Let's not deal with that. Anyway! So it was a heightened emotional day for Arlo. Yep. One... one extreme level of emotion to the next. Has he bounced back? Do you feel like he's over Steve now? Yeah. I feel like he did a really good, like grieving process is so important to learn as well. Right. And I think he, I think he like did maximum grief and you know, it's kind of, it kind of gets everything out. He said to me that night, he's like, mom. I think I know what Steve's doing in heaven. And I was like, oh, that's nice. What do you think he's doing? He's like, writing a story about me. Oh gosh. So anyway, R.O.P Steve. The first of many, I think. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. How good, well I don't really have any updates. Yeah, no dead rabbits in my life. Yeah, no, that's it. No Steves of any sort? No Steves of any sort. I did go on a date the other night, but I don't even, it just sort of popped up. I thought, yeah, I'll go on a date. But I wasn't into it, so that's fine. But it's, you know, good. Found a new bar, had some good convos, and then, you know, moving on. Nice, nice. Yeah, it's that kind of quantity. Hey, you need to get your dating numbers up to find the one. Yeah, I'm creating abundance. Yeah. Create abundance. Should we jump into these confessions? Let's do it. Okay. Okay, do you? I can go? You go. Okay, I've got one here that said, me and my boyfriend had sex in the onsen hot pools. Honestly, I think we probably had a confession on sex in most hot pools in New Zealand. Yeah, I would be avoiding hot pools at this stage. Some private, some not. So funny. All right. Safe to say I'll be keeping him on. Yeah, I like that. I like it too. Yeah, that's good. Nice. First time doing anal last night and it was actually good. It surprises most people. Ha ha ha. We always get confessions on how surprised they are. Yeah. Okay, look at this. Saw my fiance. After eight months, Rotorua Hotpool's got us going. Oh my gosh. This person said, I cummed while I was skipping in the middle of my group fitness class the other day. Oh my gosh. Um... First time using a dildo with my boyfriend, ended up with dildo and dick inside me at once. Nice, nice. I treated myself to birthday sex so went on Tinder and put in my bio, it's my birthday, wanna give me a present. I can imagine that converted well. Right? These things are creative. Um, my situationship asked me to be his girlfriend but I already told my friends I cut it off. Oh, it's not going to go down well. This one's a two part one and it says tied up and blindfolded while hubby used a wand on my clit and cock in my mouth, then railed hard until both orgasmed super hard. This was after two O's after doggy and licking my pussy I'm gathering from those emojis. Wow. What a night. Yeah, big night. Drunk sex that led to a tear between my vagina and butthole. I saw that last week. You did it? Yeah. No, no, I saw it last week. Yeah, see, I think drunk sex needs to come with a warning. Um, remember, like I literally have been in this situation where I didn't poop for a week after and I was like on anti-inflammatories for three days because if you go too hard, like when you're drunk, you just don't fill your limits. And for content like that one, she also had a laughing emoji at the end of that one, didn't she? Yeah. I, when I read that, I was like, Oh my gosh, far out. There must've been a few standard drinks involved in that one. I can't imagine tearing. from sex and that not being extremely painful. Like that's childbirth territory. Even if you were drinking. Yeah. Okay, I had an orgasm on a quad bike tour. Vibes were too good. Two rides for the price of one. That is a life hack. Motorbiking and I swear that like there's something in horse riding as well. I reckon I Feel like horse riding. It's the like shape of the saddle Hmm could be could be there might be some money in that for a settlement. Yeah Decided we're planning a flat or G This is dangerous. It's like literally screwing the crew. You couldn't get more screwing the crew. That's amazing. I love that. Uh, a 19 year old tank gym guy keeps hitting me up, but I'm mid 20s curvy slash big. Do I do it or not? Oh, well, I guess this will be posted before this podcast comes out. So you will have seen on the stories then with the people think it's a good idea or not. I think it's sad that she even has to ask. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I think it's irrelevant whether he's a tank gym guy and she's a mid, and whether she's like curvy and big. He's into her. That's obviously into her. Yeah. Yeah, but oh, I wish we could give everybody some confidence. A guy who ghosted me is coming tonight to explain and there's like ghosting emoji and a tonguey piggy up face emoji and I'm like there should be a red flag emoji. Find a new friends with benefits. and the professor called him out for being quiet. Wild. Um, anal on the side of the Auckland motorway. Stunning. In the car, outside the car, we'll never know. I feel like you're not even allowed to pull over on a motorway. Yeah, I don't know. Four hour sex session in our new home today. Gonna need the day off work tomorrow. Nice. We love a sticky from too much sticky. Okay, um, Hubby and I had drunk sex in his man cave last night. I squirted all over the couch. Somebody else we know may have squirted over some people's couches recently. Yeah I think the last two people I've slept with I've squirted on their couches. That's a story for another day, but it seems to be a trend. Accidentally got my buttplug stuck in the mix of it. He oh Accidentally got my buttplug stuck in the mix of it. He pulled his dick out and I sucked the plug in more Alright so it's just in the chaos she got it stuck. She needs to buy pictures. Oh gosh. That flub, yep. Flub base is everything. Yep. Ooh, first time faking it. Sorry hubby. Oh no. Um... Am I the only one that gets horny reading all these confessions? No, I think yeah. Um, rough six times two with friends with benefits equals broke the bed. There's lots of emojis in there. Um, one night stand, didn't even bother taking my shoes off. Wham bam. Thank you. Wow. Months of sex showed my wife me using the TIF resulted in hours of sex. Water emoji, water emoji, water emoji. Um, all right. Thinking about having, thinking about someone else when having sex with boyfriend of eight years. Oh, that's um... might need to find different ways of mixing it up. Yeah. More exciting. Yeah. Oh, we get this one a bit too, I feel. Falling for my best friend. Mm. That's, yeah, I'd never know. And everyone always votes, tell them, tell them. But like, yeah, that's- Would you really tell? I know, I'm like the courage that it would take to actually tell them. I really take my hats off to the people who do, cause people do. But yeah, scary for the person in that situation, but you know, potentially great upside. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Seeing a doctor who is 11 years older, I really like it. Hmm. Had a threesome with my boyfriend and his brother. 10 out of 10 would do it again. Oh, that was last week, wasn't it? That was a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. Um, how do we all feel about this? I did Google it at this stage. Uh, what's what classified as incest. Um, and apparently this doesn't, unless the brother was like, incest is penetration. That's like the line. Yeah. Like it's too far for me. Not for me. Even just hearing that confession gives me the ick that's just not something that I would be comfortable with. Yeah. Sneaked away from our kids so hubby could rail me over the bathroom sink. Nice. Got my pussy emoji pierced over the weekend and can't wait till I test her out. Oh, I wonder how long that takes to heal. Hmm, yeah, must be long. Listening to spicy and capital letters books has increased my sex drive heaps. Hashtag book talk. Do you have any recommendations on this? Because I saw a couple come through actually. And somebody else I think in that one, those ones you're reading from that week have have said that, oh, I think the other one was for an audio book or something. Do you have any recommendations on that one? It's certainly good to get you in the mood, hey. Yeah, I feel like, I feel like there's obviously longer books. I don't so much read like longer books, but if I want to read erotica, like I will just Google erotica and then the, or like lit erotica and then if there's a certain something that I want to read about, you can kind of. put it in the search and then find what you're looking for. But I don't know, there are whole Facebook groups on, it's called like, is it Smut Talk? Or what's that group that Lib found the other day? And there's whole Facebook groups where people talk about books. Or if you follow Hoes for Pros on Instagram, H-O-E-S underscore four underscore pros, P-R-O-E-S. She does lots of reviews on books, including erotica and sex toys. So she's a good one to follow. Nice. Okay, invited a third to join hubby and I. Loved making her finish while he watched. Oh, saucy. Pet slash house sitting, having lots of sex in my grandmother's bed. Ha ha ha. Oh, I just, I just, I just don't know if I could relax. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Um, oh gosh. And the next one I read was another third boyfriend and I are talking to our first third. She's so hot. Um, finally made a move on my work crush. Such a fun secret from the others. That'd make you turn up to work every day. Wouldn't it? Yep. Um, but it could go one of both ways. So I'm glad it went that way for her. Otherwise it would make you stay away from work. My new guy likes giving peach emoji then tongue emoji after. Ooh. Spent Saturday in bed, just me, Missy, and audio porn, hashtag self care. Oh, so you can, I think there's apps called, there are apps where you can listen to stories. So there's one called Dipsy and another one called, is it Get Quinn? I think, or Quinn? Oh, something about Quinn, hey? Yeah. So those are a couple of, yeah, or audio erotica. I don't know if that's different to audio porn. Yeah. Um, convinced new man that a messy mini would help us both out and bonus he paid. Nice. Yeah. hooked up with a guy from Insta as he passed through. Deep throat, good D, OMG. Get it sis? Yeah. He dumped me so I had fun with his sister. That's like awesome revenge. The sisters not... That is so cool. I just don't understand how these things happen. I just always want to know the backstory. That doesn't just happen. There must have been sexual tension or something happening beforehand. Yeah, surely. Move to Australia and have fucked someone new every weekend since being here. You go, girl. That's the way to do it. I railed a guy last night and then sent him to my friend's room and she railed him too. Oh my goodness. It's um, time of his life. Yeah. Sharing is caring. So much fun with Missy on Friends with Benefits dick. It really is great for all. Cry laughing face emoji. We actually were, we were at the trade show and we came up with a thing. Missy is good for clit, nip, nips and tips. You know? So, people don't realize, people don't realize A, Missy's such a good, it's a great partner toy because A, it doesn't get in the way. B, if you've got it on your cli- well, someone with a penis is inside of you, they'll feel the vibrations. But then also, you can put it on their nipples, you can put it on your nipples, you can put it on their dicks, see if they like it. What, we had one, we had one confession one week and someone had put it on someone's balls and he like, came in her eyes. Remember that? And it was a politician. You remember? Yeah. How funny! Yeah, so, don't knock it till you try it. Absolutely. Um, Oh, I still massive bait over my ex almost daily, even though I fucking hate him, sex was fire though, and broken heart emoji, crying emoji, really crying emoji. Write that one down and I'd go straight to the therapist with that one. Get them to unpack it for you. Outsource. Oh my gosh. Great advice. Yeah. When we both play with ourselves in front of each other, talk dirty and then meet at the end. Bomb emoji. Ooh, that's teasing. Peach has arrived. Partner loves them so much. He wanted us to wear them to brunch with friends. That is so great. We need an update on that actually. Yeah. We need an update. Yeah, message her. Yeah, will do. Had sex in the bathroom of the train from London to Paris while it was going at 297 Ks per hour. Oh, that seems like a bucket list thing to do, doesn't it? Yeah. Nice. Woke up midway through a wet dream about a new, much older colleague this week. Ooh. Tear of a buttplug completely vanishing, flared base and all. Oh, I thought vanishing isn't like her fears were being, you know, mitigated, but she's actually thinking. She's actually still. Yeah, she's actually thinking that going inside. Oh, that's not going to happen with something like peaches. Yeah, it's, yeah. It's too. I get it. You would have to physically bend the flared base and put it into your anus to have that get lost in there and then it would have to work its way up to the next one. And then it would have to go through that second sphincter. Yeah, sphincter. And I don't know, that thing's probably strong, I don't know, it can probably suck things up there, but you'd have to, you couldn't just accidentally take a deep breath and have it. engulfed. Oh accidentally sent a nude to the ex's mum. She sent a nude back. No, no she did not. Surely not. Oh my god. Can you imagine but how good is that? Like that's such a good way to handle it. That gives me inspo for if it ever happens to me. Oh my god. Um, well, here's a new one sent my first nudes and video to two separate guys both sent me Uh, i'm assuming that means nudes back Dick pics for sure. Um Okay, hold on sorry I was on the same page dug out my forgotten Ben wah balls for solo play after watching 50 shades again It was fire. What are ben wah balls? Uh, yeah, I think it's another name for Kegelbalds. Yeah. It might be different. I would have thought, in a way, I understand. Ish, the same. Yeah, 50 Shades does it for me every time. The movie or the books? I haven't read the books. Oh, just the movie. I haven't seen either, actually. I'll have a look. I love masturbating on airplanes. True story. I wanna know the logistics of this. Like, is it in the bathroom of the airplane or...? Under a blanket. I feel like it would be more subtle for like a girl to masturbate than like a guy to have a full wank maybe, surely. Let's hope there are no guys having a full wank. Oh my goodness. Oh my god. I'm sure there are. Yeah, in the bathroom. Yeah, maybe the bathroom. Oh my gosh, stop. Um, hubby fingered me until I hit the O while he was driving a manual on the motorway in broad daylight, no one. Oh my God. What a multitasker. Yeah, that is a multitasker. Nice. Um, I had sex in a hospital bed. Oops. I hope it wasn't in like the wards where there's like just curtains between everyone. What ward as well? Like you know how there's some that the people have just had like gastro surgery and stuff and there's like all this farting going on around you. Oh god. Stop. A guy that took me back to his bed ruined the bed and pulled down the curtain. Nice. Oh no, hold on. Oh, hold on, hold on. This is two parts. First part. Anyone hear that noise coming from Mount Backpackers? Yeah, that was me getting railed by a guy that took me back to his bed, ruined the bed and pulled down the curtain. Oh, that's so funny. That is so funny. I actually live about two streets away from that Mount Backpackers, too. I've been standing in the Astrolab line before and people in the Backpackers have been having sex and... we've been able to see from the line going into the pub. Small town things. Wow. Got some of the best head of my life, then ghosted. On to the next. Oh no. Yeah, on to the next. Partner is in his pussy looking era. No complaints here. Pretty good era to be in that's for sure. Yeah. The typical first date we aren't fucking and then fucked. Finally worked out the period disc while drunk and horny then got it on with hubby no mess. So this is actually a hack if you want to have sex on your period and you should check out the hello period disc from hello period and it's like a it's a menstrual cup, but it's like It's just imagine like a convex mirror, you know those ones that are on the road. Yeah. That you see around the corners, it's that shape and then you just pop it up there and so you can, it keeps the blood from getting everywhere and you can have sex. Game changer. All right. Oh, oh no, first time at CCK tonight. And we have like a hot flushed emoji, monkey covering up his face emoji, melting emoji. I think that was a good time. CCK for anybody out there is the swingers. Yeah. It's the swingers club in Auckland. Yeah. Nice. Three in 24 hours went from guy one, fire fire, guy two, bomb bomb, guy three, bang bang. Water water water, I'll keep them all. Wow. Meanwhile, I can't get one date, so. It's all great, give me some tips. Gave Roadhead for the first time. She's been a big weekend. Oh, hold on, that was part two. Campervan also got its backdoor stripes this weekend. Oh, hold on, and there's one more before that. The neighbors got a show on their outdoor furniture in the Savo. Oh, on THE outdoor, not there. On the furniture. Okay. That was, that was just, yeah. Wow. Hubby and I have become swingers over the past year. Our private sex life is now fire. Love that. I love hearing those stories. Did all the things. FFM, MMF, Sidos. Wow. My husband bought himself a collar. Nice, getting that dom sub happening. Yep. Um, met up with Hinge Date, bent me over a fallen tree on our walk. Beautiful. Missy joined in with my boyfriend this morning, hope his flatmates didn't hear us. Well, they won't have heard Missy, but they might have heard you. That is true. Um, threesome with my boyfriend and his friend, hottest sex ever. Oh yeah, nice. Woke up one day from some nice dreams used Missy to keep the dream going perfect start to the day Nice Boyfriend loves to finger me while I drive finished three times on a 15 minute drive. Oh, I would crash the car If I would crash the car, oh, that's just oh my god Yeah Like, you can't drink and drive, but you're allowed to get fingered and drive that stuff. Um, Dad came over and walked in on me and old mate Naked regret giving him that key. Oooh. Hahaha, oh no! Don't give out your spare keys. Alright, I had a wet dream about Adele. Oooh. Nice. Uh. You go. I've got squirted for the first time via penetration only. Wowee. Wow. Well, see, this is, I reckon sometimes it's if they've got that banana dip, like. Bit bendy. Actually, been there, done that actually. Mm. Yeah. Oh. First time I got my peach emoji eight, sent shivers down my spine. So good. Oh, nice. Oh, I'm running out, Jo. You got, how many more have you got? Okay. I can do the last one if you want. You do the last one. I'll do a final last one. Okay. Corny in the shower. So I used the end of the Venus shaver to fuck myself. Obviously took the razor off. Hopefully you use the other end. Yeah. Oh yeah. There you go. I guess I can see how that would work. We'll reach out to Venus Shapers for some sponsorship. Yeah. Oh, I love it. Cool, let us know what you think. Flick us a DM and if you want to hear more confessions on the podcast, we can do. Obviously we can get through way more confessions on the podcast than we can on a Sunday night. And if you've got longer confessions that you want us to share on the podcast, send those through too. They can go to jellylegs at girlsgetoff.com and you can also DM us. We're at girlsgetoff on Instagram or ggo.burner and also make sure you check out our Facebook group, girl That is the place to be. And if you want to check out the toys like we've talked about today, Missy, or Peaches, I think that's all we sort of touched on, wasn't it? Or Tiff. You can find that at girl or.com wherever you are shipping to. Amazing. Chat soon guys. Chat soon.