Guide to Ride E-book and organizing a foursome?

Hello and welcome back to girls get off podcast. How are things Viv? They're good. They're good I feel like we are crawling to the end of the year, but it's all going good and we've got lots of exciting things Getting I feel like the wheels are in motion on a lot of exciting things that we've already talked about Yes, so true. Do you know I just had the most like Out of left field thought But I have not, like this season, we've not been putting music before our intro. Yeah, I listened back to an episode and I'm like, we've got no intro and outro music. We just dive straight into them. Okay, I'll sort that for you guys this time. You would have, by the time you're listening to this, you would have heard some music. I feel like fails are... So you and I. We're just working through it, you know what I mean? Just getting it done however we can and fixing our mistakes after. Exactly. Some of the exciting things that have been happening over the past week, we have officially placed the order for our new toy. So this is the toy that I was talking about saying that I think it's probably gonna sell better than Missy. I think it's next level. It's amazing. like it's my favorite toy and we've officially placed the order so the way that this works is they make a mold so that they can pour the silicon into it and then that part is all finished and we've hit go which is great. I know. Oh my god Jo's microphones just fallen over. Oh yeah and so from here it takes about 30 five days to manufacture and then around about the same on a boat. So we are expecting to release these ones in time for Valentine's Day. Yeah, it seems like it seems like so far away but when you're talking about product lead times that are that long, that is the reality. Yeah and especially with new product development and stuff, there is so much that goes on for a good six months before we even get to this stage. So for us anyway, it seems like it's not far away at all. I know, and the other exciting thing which we mentioned in another episode in terms of the After Banger, so the toy cleaner that you guys chose the name for, I literally have a bottle of it in my hands and this is so close to being ready for release. So we're looking at the end of this month in Aussie and definitely by the start of next month for Aussie and New Zealand. So looking forward to it and looking forward to make some content around it too. What else is in the pipeline? So I currently have our designer, sending to you guys. We've got a bit of a plan in place there. So yeah, lots of fun things happening behind the scenes again. It's exciting. Yeah, it's really exciting. And yesterday, the day that we're recording this is the 8th of November. So yesterday was the Melbourne Cup day. And when we saw this coming up in the calendar, we thought, actually, why don't we create a little guide? on how to ride dick. So we made the guide to ride and we got actual tips from penis owners. You should have seen some of the messages I got back from some friends when I was like, hey, I just need your top tips on riding dick and also what you think everyone should know. I'm like, what's one thing you think everyone should know when riding on top? I got some pretty funny messages back, but we put them all in the guide to ride. So if you go into the blog section on girlsgetoff.co.nz or.com.au. You will find the latest blog post in this is the guy to ride. So it's got positions it's got all those tips and I feel like there's a few more tools for the toolkit in there for everyone Love that and this made me just realize that we still haven't done a post on it on social media So I will get to that soon and Also, oh my gosh Um, okay, well today we have planned for you based on looking back at our last few episodes and the one you guys are loving most are the confessions. So we are bringing Sunday confessions to the mic again. And it's good that we get to talk about these on a podcast because we can share so many more. So yeah, yeah. We are so limited to guidelines, et cetera, on Instagram. And we just like a little more juicy sometimes. Amazing, well, I'll kick things off then. Let me share one with you that wasn't shared in last week's confessions. Oh my gosh, and also I haven't read these before I'm looking at them. So when we come through and we put them up on a Sunday, I just do the ones that Um, we've already organized like pre-organized and so this is, I've just like, what? Reading this one. Um, friends went to support girlfriend on her first day and her date told her he wanted me instead. Hold on. I'm not following there. Friends went to support girlfriend on her first day and her date told her he wanted me and said, Oh my God, that's so savage. That's savage. That's I always take a friend on a first date. But like, it's plural, friends. So like the other friends at a different table? I don't know. Maybe. I know. Oh, shoot your shot, I guess. Yeah. Wonder what, like, wonder if the friend agreed. Not much of a friend. I don't think she'd be calling her friend if that was the case, to be honest. Um, had a foursome with three friends. Two were a couple. Oh my god, in the Facebook group the other day, and what, two were a couple? Oh yeah, that makes sense. Two a couple, two people, two other than four. Yeah, that makes sense. In the Facebook group, if you're not already a part of Girls Get Off Uncensored, you need to be. Someone posted the other day and I approved the post and I went to go and find the post again to find it and I don't know whether it's been deleted. It was someone saying that, Um, it was her and her boyfriend and a, so her and her boyfriend and then her friend's boyfriend was there as well. Um, and they'd, the, the three of them were talking separately. So the other girl wasn't present about how they'd be like open to a foursome at some stage and the other girl wasn't there at the time, but these three went ahead and had a three way. And obviously hadn't spoken about this with the. The person who was writing it was the girl. Does that make sense? And the girlfriend? Was she one of the ones in the relationship? Yeah, so there's two couples, but one couple and the guy from the other couple were present at the time and three of them were having a conversation about how they'd be open to a foursome. The fourth person, aka the girl from the other couple, wasn't present, so the three of them just ended up going ahead and having a threesome anyway. That's cheating. Yeah, yeah, and the girl in the Facebook group was asking for advice as to like what she should do or what... Yeah, anyway, so that was a little bit of tea in the Facebook group, but I can't find the post, so maybe she had too much feedback around that it was cheating or that she didn't want to hear. I don't know, or I didn't scroll enough, but anyway, if you're not on the Facebook group, that just reminded me of a post that was posted in there the other day. Wild. Yep, that's cheating. Yes, I would put it in that category as well. Unless they're in an open relationship, which it didn't sound like. Love this one. Started reading Smut and when it gets juicy, I talk hubby into replicating what's in the book. Like, go hubby. How cool is that? It's so funny. Like just as it gets juicy, like, come here, come here. This is what we need to do. Yeah. You can imagine her dressing him up in whatever she thinks the character looks like as well. Oh my gosh. I met an English guy at the bar on Friday, went to his, left at 4.30am to another guy's house. Wow, that's good back to back schedule. Good stamina too, man. I'd choose bed at 4.30am any day. I feel like sometimes when you're at someone else's house though, it's not a good sleep. She might have been awake already. Yeah, so go home to your bed. Yeah, that's a big night. Probably I am a little too old now to make that sound appealing. Okay, I fucked him one last time, so this must be his ex. Oh, yeah, she says at the end, PS, he broke my heart. I fucked him one last time, then his best friend, and ended the night with his dad. Stop! Oh my gosh. Yeah, wild. So, I wouldn't wanna break that girl's heart. Oh my goodness. Hinge guy, 10 messages in, tells me, wants a finger up the ass while he gets a hand job, straight to the point. Love that from him, we love open communication. We love open communication, I know. You know, always have the opportunity to say you're not into that and walk away, so go him. Been on and off fucking the same guy for 11 years in and out of relationships. We can't stop. Oh my goodness. That's up. I'm yawning at the sound of that. God, live in years. In and out of a relationship with themselves, like with each other or with other people. No, with other people. So they go in and out of relationships, but then just fucking the same guy. Oh. Like, I'm guessing friends with benefits, right? Like, yeah, like, have you ever tried a relationship together? Like, honestly, right? Yeah, who knows? I'd love more context around that one. Yeah. Tried anal soba today. Definitely need more lube next time and maybe some drinks. Never be short on lube. I feel like even if you're drinking, you still need lots of lube. It doesn't matter if you're sober or if you're drinking. In fact, I would say even more so when you're drinking. You need to be extra careful because if you're a little bit numb to it. I know. Came to see me during night shift. Got fucked on company time. Work smarter not harder love. Love it. Okay, any tips for a newbie checking out the world of porn ethics and where to even start? Did you post this on stories? I did post this separately, not as a confession. And yeah, we just got some suggestions from the audience, which did I share after that? There's another question. I can't remember. Oh no, I did, I did, I did. I think you did. Yeah. Yeah, what were the top tips? Now I forget. A couple of sites that I know of, there's one called Make Love Not Porn, and so that's from all real people, and that's like home videos, and it's not social media, but it's real creators, and it's real sex, not so much porn, which we know as entertainment. And there's another site called Belisa. Bellisa, which is, I think it's a female founded brand, but they're like ethical porn as well. So I think it means things like all the people there are getting paid, there's no human trafficking. I feel like sites like Pornhub or RedTube, it's actually lucky dippers to whether the people that you're watching on there are being paid or there's no guarantee that they're not trafficked or all those things. I think we've spoken to, was it Emily writes about this and she said, if you... I want to watch ethical porn, you should pay for it essentially. Yeah. That's a good indicator of whether or not you're watching ethical porn. Yeah. That's what, um, some of these tips where I'm just going through stories, trying to pull it up, but I can not find it. Last minute. Um, my internet is not, that's okay to load quicker, but yes. Um, anyway, that'll be saved in our highlights as well. Um, so. anybody wants to look there. Um, had sex with my boss after a work dinner, pulled the Uber up three streets early and fucked in the park. Who hasn't had a good park fuck? Yeah, I haven't had sex in a park before actually. Yeah, it was great. Yeah. Like terrible, but great, you know? Yeah. Like we love a little change of location. Yeah. Well, a lot better than sand, right? A lot better than the beach. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Um, squirted for the first time while away on holiday. Highlight for sure. Do you know what I love about the confessions coming through? And because obviously we get so many confessions each week, we can't share them all. So what we try and do is get like a good range of things rather than a lot of, you know, the same sort of thing. Sorry. Instead of going squirted, squirted. Yeah. But. It is. Like there is so much what's coming through like I would say 20% maybe lately of all the confessions I've squirted for the first time squirted for the first time. I'm like Everybody's just like unlocking this secret ability. Be careful once you unlock it you'll find it hard to stop Once you unlock it, stay off people's couches. Been fucking a guy for the last few weeks. He's super into anal and I'm loving bringing out a dominant side. Ooh. Yeah. Sounds like he's loving it too. Nice. Tried fisting for the first time. Into it, will try again. Oh wow, nice. This is one we don't hear very often, hey? No, not very often. Yeah. Vibrating cock ring and vibrating couples toy combo. Melty smiley face. Wow that's a lot of vibrations. There you go. It is, it is. All right. Hotel stay and heard the couple in the room next to us getting busy and it inspired us. I feel like that's actually quite a common thing. To get inside. Bit of competition. Yeah. Spewed on his dick mid BJ, so embarrassing. Have you done this before? I've done this before. I haven't, I knew you had though. It was so funny. I'd had lots and I'd had lots of red wine at the time. And it was purple. like red wine and I was like, oh no, and I said, when it happened, when it happened, I was like, I feel like when I'm giving here, I've gotta warm up a little bit. Like I've gotta ease into a warm up, you know, and I just did not warm up properly. I probably had too much red wine and all of a sudden, I was like, and I was like, oh no, and I just said, I've spit on your dick. And he was like, what? And I was like, I've spit on your dick, we need to go to the shower. And we were just laughing and definitely killed the mood. But it was very funny. So that's my experience of spewing on someone. It's all good. Well, like to be fair, at least red wine will come off skin easier than clothes. So if you're gonna spew somewhere, red wine. Pretty dangerous. And it was just a little bit here and there, but it was a very funny situation. You've got to laugh. So embarrassing, but if you just laugh it off, it's as awkward as you make it, you know? Totally, same with like anything else, a little bit of poo or something. Yeah, it's all good. Okay, went to the new sex club in Tauranga and it was fire. How many people have we had talking about this new sex club in Tauranga? I know, wild. Yeah, we need someone, like we want an actual lowdown. Yeah. Like who's gonna spill the juice? Yeah. We want to know. I wonder how long it's been open for. We were stalking their website. I know. Surely people would come from out of town to go there or maybe you just rock up and it's like anywhere else you go in Tauranga and you just know everyone there. You're like, oh, there's my PE teacher from high school. You know? Although there is a high school PE teacher around there that's quite decent looking. Okay I'm a hundred and one percent certain I squirted with a guy for the first time there you go And here's another one friends with benefits gave me my first ever squirting experience new level unlocked They've all been watching the video and girls get off uncensored squirting 101 Yep, if you want to unlock it There's your video. Um, don't worry. Just thought of an idea around that. Um, I'm married, but we've found me a boyfriend. Sex is amazing and now having threesomes regularly. Nice. Love that. Yeah. I haven't really heard of that set up before. Male somewhat. Oh, this must've been. We've had a guy write into our confessions. This doesn't happen very often. It's just, male 21 tried some new solo play with toys and can definitely see the appeal. Get it, King. Good for you. Yep. Definitely some appeal and sex toys. Oh, that's so funny. Boyfriend used a massage gun on my pussy emoji. Still not as good as messy mini winky face. I have heard the amount of people I have heard, like I've heard people make jokes about using those massage guns as vibrators, but I have genuinely had first-hand experience of people telling me how they've been using the massage gun as a vibrator, either at a shot like at an expo, or like one of my friends who I caught up with hadn't seen her in years. This girl does not need to use a massage gun as a vibrator in terms of her like income. She would just... Her old vibrator just broke and she just eyed it up across the room and was like, you know what? I could I'll try that and she's like it works all good. I'm like that is not I feel like it was a big damage Well, she just had I think you have it like on its side and so it's like just ever so slightly Touching your clit or something but men were laughing so hard Wow Wow. Yeah. Well, you know like sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. Do with what you got. Boyfriend and I brought sturdy handcuffs and first time using them. The chains broke. Dang. Had a threesome with a married couple. They gave me multiple orgasms. Oh, that's lovely. Um, a guy took me out on his plane for date two, gave him a blow job whilst in flight. I feel like giving someone head in a plane would be safer than giving someone head in a car. So true. You got autopilot. Yeah. And there's hopefully no other planes around you. Yep. Um, wonder if he's used that tactic before. Sorry, Hon. Like just putting that thought in your head. But, you know, I wonder if this is like his like guaranteed kind of thing. Don't know. If someone took me up in a plane, speaking from the small planes I've been up in before, the chances of me then spewing on their dick and not for gagging reasons are probably quite high. And you just won't get me up in one of those little small planes. Oh, gosh. Oh my gosh. Last time I went up, I was, a friend was like, do you want to go and have a look at this? I was like, get me on the ground. Gave my boyfriend a BJ and soaked the sheets with my blood nose. How funny. Surely you could smell the blood? Eww, please. I don't know. Huh? Before it got everywhere, maybe it just happened. Okay, I just felt sick. Um, finally got out of the friend zone with the hottest guy I know. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Uh, I had sex in the club bathroom and we broke the toilet literally. It was embarrassing leaving. Oh my god. Can't say I've ever had sex in a toilet cubicle at a... Like maybe if you were in the disabled toilets but imagine trying to have sex in a... I feel like I've made out in a toilet but not like in a toilet cubicle, you know, in the bathrooms. Oh yeah, yeah. But... I'm... no I haven't. Not like sex and not... in a cutie pie. I'm going to get under someone 10 years younger to get over my douchebag ex. Lovely. I love a bit of maths. And this is probably my last one here. Don't know how it got to be that long but finally broke the four year six wrap my husband and I were in last night. Congratulations. Yay. I hope that may it continue. trying to get all sentimental here. Okay. Shower, couch and bedroom saw all the positions last night. Sweaty face emoji, pussy emoji, peach emoji, eggplant emoji. Okay. Sure. I end with one more. Of course. All right. This one will be relatable to a lot of people. Reconnected with my ex, working things out became a workout in itself. Oh my God. Always an X. Amazing. Cool. Thank you so much for listening to this episode with Confessions. Let us know what you thought in the DMs. We're at girlsgetoff on Instagram or ggo.burner. You can find us at girlsgetoff.com or.com.au or.co.nz wherever you are shipping to. 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