Few things in life provide complete and utter happiness; few provide complete and utter misery. While we all want booty play to give the first and only the first, sometimes it's the latter.
If it all goes wrong, it can mean a squeal, a brutal pain, you might not be able to walk properly for days, and in some cases, you may even need to make a trip to the ER.
Thankfully, Girls Get Off have all the bootylicious tips to ensure that inserting that kind of tip is as pleasurable as possible.
Here's the GGO-approved way to use a butt plug (without it hurting):
Communication is key
If you're playing solo, you can skip this section girl.
First things first: Before you take a trip down Peaches and Cream Lane, you must open those big ol' doors of communication.
Any sexual activity with a partner requires communication; while it doesn't need to be a big in-depth conversation that takes hours, it should be one where you share your boundaries and know that if it takes a less-than-ideal turn, you stop.
How to choose the right booty plug for you
We'll be honest; we are biased when it comes to this part of playing.
Have you seen Peaches? She's petite and pink, and it's a two-for-one deal, meaning you get more for your buck and don't have to place another booty plug order in a couple of weeks when you've levelled up.
But, whether Peaches is your girl or not, in all seriousness, it is a good idea to start on the smaller side of the scale when choosing a booty plug.
As for shapes, ensure it has a flared base. That way, the toy is less likely to slip into your rectum. We say less likely because it is still possible it will, but that possibility is very minuscule.
How to use a butt plug without it hurting
Okay, queen. You've had a chat with your partner, picked your starter toy, and are almost ready to start playing.
Get clean, before getting dirty.
First, make sure you are clean. We know you will be, but a little shower before the big event won't hurt anyone. If you want to get extra clean, you can do an enema.
According to sexologist Morgan Penn, they are great for your own peace of mind, but they aren't a must.
However, if you do want to use one, you can buy an enema bulb from the chemist specifically designed for this purpose. Coffee can also help. Most people know coffee gets the bowels going, so you can have some to make it easier to empty out your bowels, preferably 2-3 hours before go time.
Then, once you're clean, make sure your toy is as well.
You can clean your booty plug with warm soapy water, our intimate wipes, Cleanies, or our hypoallergenic toy cleaner, After Banger.
Slip and slide before you ride
Second, make sure you have LOTS of lubricant.
This is not optional. Grab some lube, like Juicee, then get some more. Your butt doesn't self-lubricate, so it's more the merrier. As for what type? Water-based or silicone is your best bet. Silicone will last longer, but don't use it with silicone toys because that will ruin your toys, and no one wants that.
Slow and steady wins the big o
While some of you may raw dog a few things in life—a 13-hour flight, a night out, even sex on the odd occasion—when it comes to our back door, it's best to be prepared.
So, how do you do that? Relax, queen. Take some deep breaths; know this is a marathon, not a sprint. When you feel more relaxed than the night before a holiday, try stroking around your anus with a well-lubed finger.
When you feel at ease with this, you or your partner can gently insert a finger. Then two.
Rimming can also be a good way to loosen the anus.
When you are comfortable with how that feels, you can bring in your booty plug. Simply cover it in anal lubrication, then find a position that feels good for you.
Some of the best positions for booty play are doggy style, lying on your back with a pillow under you or squatting over the plug.
Begin by slowly inserting the booty plug into your anus. If you experience any pain or discomfort, stop and allow your anus to adjust to the size of the plug.
While taking deep, relaxing breaths, push a little bit more of the plug inside your anus until you reach the flared base.
And yeah, basically, that's it, girl! You've done it.
What do you do once the butt plug has been inserted?
Oh, queen, there are so many fun and pleasurable things to do. You can enjoy bumpy cuddles with your partner and experience truly toe-tingling sensations.
Another fun option is playing with a vibe or dildo. When using a dildo or rabbit vibrator, you may notice your vagina is tighter, this is because the plug is taking up the usually empty space in your pelvis.
What do you do after having a big-O?
If you've reached that truly magnificent climactic feeling while wearing the booty plug, don't immediately pull it out.
Since your muscles have tightened in that area, give your body a few moments to relax again, then gently pull out the plug.
And once you’ve done that, make sure you clean your plug before putting it away for next time.
THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY…..
Hiiii queens!! I’m Lillie Rohan, a Lifestyle and Entertainment journalist. I currently write for established publications such as NZ Herald, Metro.co.uk, The Mirror & of course, Girls Get Off. Along with all things pop culture, I love bringing you helpful info on all things relationship, sex and self pleasure, it’s a vibe! x