Would You Rather?

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Welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. We're back with another episode and today we're gonna do a quick fire round of would you rather? And so we've actually asked these questions previously on stories, so feel free to play along. And what we'll do is Courtney, you can read out the this or that or the would you rather, and then we'll debate and then we'll see what the popular choice was when we asked everyone else. Disclosure, Joe and Courtney are slightly drunk. They're sober. All right, team, missionary or doggy? Missionary. Doggy. Yeah, I'd be doggy too. Hands down, missionary. Yeah, boring, love it. Really? Well, I don't think it's boring, I think it's great. Nah, no, I think it's always great. It's also great, but I'd be doggy. It's also great, but boring. Well, with doggy, you can use a vibe too, so like. Yeah, whereas doggy just doesn't really, it just doesn't really do it for me. Just depends on the shape of your vagina, I guess. Really? Well, I think because it's like easy reach for me to pleasure myself too. Yeah. Anyway, cool. Well, you can get your hand, you can kind of get your hand in there. They don't actually be lying flat on top of you. No, it's way more intimate missionary as well. It's like a pro missionary. But I feel like, yeah, they're not my two favorites though. So I'd choose doggy over missionary. All right. So the people say. 46% were missionary and 54% were dogies. Oh. Okay, all right. Would you rather have sex with the lights on or the lights off? Yeah, I'm a lights on gal. I'm on too. However, the people say 28% were lights on and 72% were lights off. Yeah, this one always surprises me when we ask it, but not. That's not shocking to me because I feel like a lot of people I know are always like lights off. Like no lights fully lights off. Like I think I've said this before in something though, but like I am very body conscious as we know, like the girls around me kind of know, which isn't healthy. I get that. I'm not for it, but that's just me. Working on it, work in progress. Even though she's a hot body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you get me in bed. I'm just like... Yeah, you want to see what's going on. You don't want to be touching what you can't see. Well, that and I'm so confident in myself. Yeah, no, that's good. That is when I'm confident in myself. So yeah, lights on. You get it, girl. And a bit of mood lighting, even better, you know? Not like full lights on. Yeah, no, we're not talking like full, 100% bright. Sometimes that's the only option though. And I would go bright over none. Over dark, you know, dark's awkward as well because you're like touching things that you didn't like. Maybe didn't want to. Yeah. Girls just be, if they're fucking you, they love what you look like. Totally. Exactly. Totally. That should be so lucky. Okay. Would you rather top or bottom? Top a hundred percent. I think this depends on the person as well. Yeah. Really? Cause I'm just like, I'm like, I'll do it for you on the bottom. Oh, like. It's okay. Especially if we're banana shaped. Joe with no filter coming out. But on top, you never get better than on top. I reckon, I reckon I would be opposite. If I had to choose one, it would probably be bottom. Yeah. I'm the same Viv. I was a bit 50-50, but I think if I had to choose one forever, I'd probably pick bottom. That's pretty much the need, you know, sometimes just kind of lying there. I'm like, probably the worst person to be on top. Cause I'm so on it. Give me a break. Give me some water break. Yeah. Like I'm like red faced after, but just so much more pleasure from on top. I think I grind well. Yeah. Well, there we are. Nice. Boys, go grinds well. 37% on top, 63% on bottom. Okay. Next question. Would you rather have someone bite your ear or bite your lip? Lip. Nah, I think ear. Oh, although like a nibble ear. I like the breathing on the ear, but I would like a lip bite. And like a bite wouldn't hurt. Ear's more like soft touch. A nibble would. We need to do a podcast on how to, um, how to have sex on top, I reckon. Hmm. Yeah. How to ride. So they have someone bite your ear or lip, 49% ear, 51% lip. So it's pretty similar. Okay. Would you rather mile high club or threesome? Oh, I'd probably take the three way cause I'm too, um, I get too scared of getting into trouble, so I would like, I'd be too stressed. I'd be too stressed having, yeah, I wouldn't enjoy it as much. The anxiety that comes with it. I feel like it would depend. Yeah. Yeah, if I was with someone that I was totally comfortable with and fun and we'd been having fun in other places as well, I would say Mile High. Yeah, same. But if not, then if it was gonna be uncomfortable or like, oh my God, I'm scared. Yeah. Or not scared, but you know what I mean? Like, oh, it's too risky, not 100% into it. I'd choose Three Way. Three Way, yeah. So 56% of people were Mile High Club and 44% Three Sim. Interesting. Okay. And next one, dirty talk or sex noises? Dirty talk. Yeah, I'm dirty talk too. Sex noises. Yeah. I like a little bit of sex noises, but a little bit too much. I'm a bit like, okay, is this real? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, like a hundred percent. It has to be the right amount of sex noises. Yeah. But what if their dirty talk is like... Just something they've listened to. Oh my God, I know it could go very wrong. It could go very wrong. Like I think it's a safer option for noises because... Oh, and if we say the wrong name. Yeah. Oh my God. No, because for me, I think this needs to be happening before we even go to the bedroom. Do you know what I mean? That's like the that's half the build up for me. Yeah, you need to have a bit of sex talk before you even before you even tell me you're close off. Yeah, and you can't do noises. Not grunting at me at dinner. Just like start grunting at dinner. He's a little bit of a sneak peek babe. That's what he's down like. That's so funny. Oh no. Okay. Yeah. This is, I felt like people on our poll didn't get to answer these questions. Yeah. What did they say? Anyway. So 40% dirty talk and 60% sex noises. Wow. Well, I mean, obviously you wouldn't want someone silent. Like I guess if you're reading this. I would rather have them make noises than silent because silent would be so comfortable. Yeah, but they're dirty talking to you instead. Exactly, but I feel like you need to be like Massimo off like 365 days to be able to sex talk rather than like, yeah, I'm like, if you say the wrong thing, I'm completely dry to say it. Bye bye. Oh no, that is not it. I really shouldn't podcast when I'm drinking. This was your idea. Jo said, This is a monthly thing now Jo. Wait now Jo. So I swear more and I'm funnier. I'm like, okay, if you want to. I don't think I've sworn once, but you're hearing all the secrets. Throw it out. Okay, fuck. There we go. Made it all worthwhile. I think podcasts are funny when you hear a fuck every now and then, but. No, it is fun. I think it's funny. I would like to have saw it. Exactly. But how many drinks do I need to have before I say fuck? Jesus. Fuck that. You're getting the point across already. Okay. You know, okay. You've been, you've been. Blind date or speed date. Oh, blind date or speed date. Yes. Oh, I think I'd prefer to speed date. I was going to say the same. Yeah. Because. Imagine being stuck on a blind date. And blind date, I'm assuming that someone else has set you up. Not if they're shit, but if they don't, yeah, if they don't match, if you're not flying. Well, you can rule them out. Like being able to see them, you can be like, hey, look, you're not going to tap my boxes. Let's just call it a day. Have you guys been on a blind date before? Like someone's like set you up. You'll love this person. I've been on neither a speed date or a blind date. Well, is Tinder kind of a blind date? No, because you've seen a photo of them. Okay, no, I haven't been on a blind date. Have you been on a speed date? No, I haven't been on a speed date. So let's find a speed dating place. Yeah. I think that'd be so fun. Let's speed date. I think girls get off should host some speed dating. That would be a fun event. That would be so fun. But I bag, I bag, I love people. Mate, you're gonna be up the front. You're going to be up the front. Yeah. Jo's like, hold the mic, hold the mic. It's like, excuse me, I'm taking that seat. Single boys and girls DM us. We'll post it. Oh, I'd be, yeah, that's a great idea, but I'd be shocking as a host because I'm like, you're mine. I have dibs. Jo's pre-stalking everyone on Facebook. Like, ooh, who have we got coming off Facebook status? You're out. You're shorter than me. You're out. Okay, I'm writing that down. Okay, 55% said blind date and 45% speed date. I guess they trust their friends who have set them up on a blind date. Yeah. But no, let's do speed dating. I think I've been on one blind date before and I remember just like as soon as they got here, I was just like not into it. And then I had to do like a whole dinner and stuff. Whereas if I'd have seen them on Bumble or Hinge or something that I would have already been able to like chat with them and kind of decide if I like them. But then you're like, oh God, you know like. But anyway, that's just my experience. All right, six in the AM or six in the PM. I'm a pan girl. If, if I'm not drooling on you from falling asleep in front of a TV show, I'll be PM, but chances are I'll be drooling on you before rooting you. So I'm out. Maybe AM if I didn't have anything on during the day, you know? Don't lie, don't lie Viv. If you don't get your morning sex, have to pick up your bad mood the entire day. I think, yeah, morning sex is great. I'm going Vibs and AMs. Yeah, I do like AMs. I don't know, I am. But then- I picked up and I didn't even get morning sex. It was. But, but with that being said, if you, if you, also it's okay if they don't want to have morning sex with me or I don't want to have morning sex with them. But the- Yeah, true, true. But the PM, they're not actually gonna have some buildup. I guess. Do you know what I mean? Like if you've been out for dinner first or whatever. So I don't know. Yeah. What about, what about woken up to it? I'm into that. You're into that? Being woken up to it? Yeah. I'm watching Viv's face right now. Oh, that's hard. Well, it depends. Again, it depends who you're with, right? If you're with Channing Tatum, like wake me up to it. Obviously a very open conversation about that before that happens. Um, yeah, but really, but sometimes it's sexier without an open conversation. No, but like you have to have said like, at some point, you know, awake you up or whatever. And then, yeah. Sometimes it's like a surprise, but obviously they need to understand that if you're not into it and like whack them away. No, if they get the vibes you're into it and they wake you up. No, yeah, yeah. No, I think we have to discuss it at some stage. No, Vex, you don't discuss it first. That gets you into the surprise. Oh, we've been lying there waiting. Like, he's going to wake me up. He's waiting. He's like, I'm going to wake you up. No! I'm hitting my alarm and then he's like, I'm going to wake you up. Top. Blowy. Yeah. Three hours and 20 minutes, babe. I just think in general, if you, if you've, you have to speak, you have to have a conversation at some stage about that. You can't just bring it on someone. No, but it's just spontaneous, but yeah, you need to listen to signals at the time. Yeah. If they're like, no. If the vibes are there for like, to be into it. I think it's so. Oh, I just think into it. Oh my gosh, babe. Or just into general consent. I think it's good, but you have to talk about it first. But in terms of general consent, I don't think I would recommend people just randomly go and wake people up like that. I'm like, no, you have to survive. You have to talk about it at some stage. I'm just imagining that one night, like second date and being like, we need to have this talk. I want to wake you up. But I just need your permission. This is like sometimes when these confessions come in, I've told Jo, we're not posting it because it's not clear whether the consent was there. If it's clear that the consent was there, then that's fine. Oh, but like you got to imagine like, right, you're with someone that you trust. And if you knock them away because you're too tired and don't want it, they're going to listen to you. So do you like being woken up and you're into it and don't knock them away if they're trying it on you? Yeah, but only if you're only if you've talked about it beforehand, because even if you're in a relationship. It's no, this is fully situational, like if you're on a one night stand and he's waking you up. you may or may not be into it. So I'm in a relationship, I'm going to be into it. No, but I think even in a relationship it has to be- Well, you won't always, yeah, even in a relationship, you won't always be into it. Nah, definitely not, not always into it. You have to just talk about at some stage, if that's something you'd be open to. Yeah, but I wouldn't need him to say like at night time, hey, I'm gonna wake you up tonight. Absolutely. Like, fuck you. Just because you're in a relationship with someone doesn't mean that they can just like randomly wake you up with that, because you might not be okay with that. No, but doesn't Vincent- Doesn't consent happen at the time? Like, hey, babe. Hey, babe. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But like, at some stage, you need to talk about it. Yeah, and then you're like, no, no. But not, there's been no prior conversation. I don't think that is a good idea to ever just- Really? I have never had that conversation in my life though. 100% Yep. And if- Really? 100% Wow. Because it's just like- Because I don't know if you have that conversation, you don't know how you feel at the time. Like sometimes, some nights you're super tired. Totally. And not into it. But I think in general, In general, like, yes, that's something I'd be open to. And then if it happens and you change your mind and that's cool, but not just, you have to have a conversation at some stage if it's something that you'd be open to instead of just like doing it. Okay. Again, Viv's probably the most sensible right now because she's not drinking. So we'll go with Viv. 100%. Okay, well anyway. Oh yeah, anyway. What are we talking about? Sex in the AM, sex in the PM. We've really gone off track. I know. It was sex in the AM, sex in the PM. Okay. But sex in the AM is 37% and sex in the PM is 63%. Wow, I'm just a drooler in the PM. I think it comes down to like morning breath and stuff because that's what I think about personally. I'm like, I would rather hook up with you when I'm going to fall asleep and just brush my teeth rather than when I've woken up and I'm like, you know. Yeah, I'd probably sneak off to the bathroom and brush my teeth first. Yeah, if I had that, I'd be totally in for morning sex, but otherwise I'd be like PM all the way. Yeah, that's interesting. Interesting. Finale question. Would you rather suck toes or have your toes sucked? Have my toes sucked. Yeah. 10 out of 10. Same. I could not suck a toe. No. So yeah, 7% were sucked toes and 93% had them sucked. What was that? I agree. I agree. Totally for that. Seven percent I would suck someone's toes and 93 percent I'd rather have my toes sucked. Yeah. Agreed. The same as us. And you might like it, you never know. But if you're sucking someone else's toes, there's probably not enough in that. If I was sucking someone else's toe though, I don't think I'd be loving it. I think I'd be like, the winners is over. I wouldn't even do it, I don't think. I reckon if someone asked me to suck their toes, I would be out that door so quick. I'd have to be super in love with them to suck their toes. I'm sorry if this is way too honest. I don't know, I reckon if they'd shout and they had nice feet, I'd give it a go. Yeah, I mean, if it's going to get them off, like, I guess that's what you do. But if it's going to get them off, I don't want that for the rest of the... You don't want to be doing that every time. But... I'm out. Wow. There's a relationship. Facebook statuses and asking Joe to suck toes. Catch you later. Yeah. All right. Should we wrap this up? Yep. Amazing. Okay. Go Viv. We're good. Thanks so much for listening to the Girls Get Off podcast. 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