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You're listening to the Girls Get Off podcast, an R18 podcast in all things female pleasure. Think girl talk, but real girl talk, where we chat all things masty, self loving, sex, orgasms and more. Nothing is off limits, which means you get all the secrets even our guests BFFs don't know. We're on a mission to make talking about getting off as fun as actually doing it. Ready to join the Mastination? Let's get into it.
Hello, welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. We are joined by a very special guest today. He used to star on Heartbreak Island and been too hot to handle. I think you'll know who he is. And I think today's chat was just amazing. So good, so open. So if you haven't picked up on it, we were talking to Harry Jowsey. I don't know, I just love how open he is. Like kind of nothing was off limits, you know? Yeah, I didn't know what to expect. And he was just great. Like I think I'd listen to. a little podcast with him this morning just to prep, you know. But he, yeah, he's great. He's very relaxed in real life and the stuff that he comes out with is pretty funny. So I'm glad we got him as a guest on to talk about what guys are thinking during certain situations in the bedroom. I know. I literally don't think we could have picked a better person. So great. Yeah. So Harry joined Viv in the Sydney studio. And I felt very left out. No, it was just a great time. What a cool guy. Yeah, and he's super tall in real life. Six foot five. You don't see a lot of six foot five people around. I always thought that on TV, often people that you meet in real life who've been on TV are smaller. Like I feel like they're, you know, particularly like the girls, you know, that whole saying of like the camera adds 10 pounds or something like. when you see some people in real life, you're like, oh my gosh, you're literally so small, I can't even like, my brain doesn't even work like that. Like it's not registering properly. So to see that he was actually really tall kind of blew me away a little bit. And you'll find out in this podcast how he uses that to his advantage. It's like his new party trick now. Not really a party trick, but just his new go-to moves using his size. I love it. Awesome, well let's get into it. Welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. Today we're joined by a very special guest, Harry Jowsey. Thanks so much for joining us. Thanks for having me, I really appreciate it. You've said that line before, haven't you? Yeah, every podcast I'm like, thank you so much. But I really do appreciate it. I love talking to people, especially about sex, so it's fun. Nice, and you have your own dating podcast as well, don't you? Yeah, the thing is, it's not like good advice. So like, no one comes on to like, gain anything out of it. It's just they come on to like, to just laugh at me because I had an actual expert come on and I'm like, oh shit, I'm under pressure now because she was giving legitimate advice and I couldn't do anything, I was like, yeah, I just agreed to it. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. Yeah, Viv and I are like, blind leading the blind when it comes to dating or anything, so we kind of, our advice is to remember. We're just facilitators, you know? Like people come on and we help them have the conversation but we do not. listen to our advice kind of situation. Yeah, I think it's kind of like a coach, you know? Like you sit on the sidelines, you don't get in the game at all, you just like watch. Like I'm the worst when it comes to dating. Like I'm always like, oh, you should communicate, you should do this. Like when George is mad at me, she doesn't talk to me for like four days and I like fizzle out. Like I can't take any advice. Yeah, it's crazy. I'm the worst when it comes to actual dating, but like making up scenarios and like giving advice is like the best. Oh my gosh. And so how come you're back in Sydney at the moment? I mean, Joe's zooming in. on the screen but we're in the same place which is actually quite unusual because normally we're doing them remote but what brings you back? So I'm back here to do a photoshoot with White Fox, very grateful. They made me come back to Australia for some of three years. It's been really overwhelming, I was telling you before, like it's kind of stressful because I haven't been back in so long and obviously a lot has changed and there's so many people. that wanna like people from high school, people wanna catch up, people wanna talk about business ideas, people wanna talk about all this stuff, which is awesome because it makes me feel really loved but it's so overwhelming because I'm still trying to fight jet lag, still trying to make sure me and Georgia aren't fighting, trying to make sure there's so much going on and things moving forward but yeah it's been, it's honestly been really good. I'm just, yeah my head's a little bit foggy though. So is it just a quick trip? Yeah I'm here. It was the 20th to the 26th. Oh crap. A few days. Oh my god, you are fresh. Yeah, yeah. It's been very, very crazy, very quick. Wow. I'm like, we just have so much we wanna ask you and I feel like there's no kind of like soft start to this. Like, are we just gonna go hard, get in? Yeah, let's talk about sex. Let's talk about fucking. And also for context, so we put up on stories yesterday. A guy's point of view, yeah. And some of the questions that we were getting through, as pure standing girls get off fashion are quite rogue, which is quite nice, so there should be some good content there. Shout out to the girls. Are they mainly in New Zealand or Australia? Oh. Really? Oh, awesome. Yeah, I love my Aussie girls and my Kiwi girls. I'm so stupid. I've moved all the way to LA, and I ended up dating someone that grew up a few hours from me. So dumb. No way. How crazy is that? But the thing is, Americans? don't really get banter or like joking around like we do. I'll take the absolute piss. Like me and George will just like rip on each other all day and it's like funny and we have a good time. And then my American friends like, oh my God, you guys are like, literally they're like ask us like, are you guys like about to break up? Like one of my friends. His girl, he showed me a message with his girlfriend and she was like so worried about us and I'm like no We're just having fun. Oh my gosh figure it out. Wow. I always talk shit. I'll probably go over there and be hated I don't think I can like have a conversation without too serious. Yeah, and that's not fun Like it's not fun. I don't like every like obviously this there's some funny American people. There's a handful of them, but Like when you, I don't know, there's just nothing better than like connecting with someone from your hometown. And like seeing my friends here yesterday, I haven't had anyone give me as much shit as I had since I got back. I'm like, wow, I'm really getting humbled. Like people just like calling me out. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. I went to a talk from the guy who owns Budgie Smuggler and he was talking about how they've launched well and... you know, New Zealand, Aussie, UK and France, but you see when they tried to launch in America, like the Americans just don't get the joke. He's like, they're like, what do you mean budget smug names? Like a small bird and they're like, oh my God, that's awful. Why don't you call it like, eagle smug names? It's self-deprecating, it's kind of funny, but it's not funny anymore. No, it's crazy. Like what I say to my friends, like I'll talk about like having like quick sex, and like, oh yeah, it was only a couple of minutes, and like joking about it. They'll be like, why would you say that publicly? and I'm like, oh, no, it's funny. Like, it's like everyone's laughing at me. Like, that's the joke. Like, they don't understand it. Yeah, it's bizarre. Yeah, I'm surprised they didn't take off over there. Like, I thought that, actually, yeah, no, it's probably a bit of a hard craft to bring that in. Because they, also Americans wear their pants like. Like very low. Yeah. They still wear bodies. Yeah. No, it's getting bizarre. Yeah. Okay. Let's get into this. Let's get into it. Funny. Okay. I reckon we start with what people have written in to ask. Yeah. We'll just get your advice on what guys are thinking. Okay. What do you think in doggy, if a girl queefs or in any position, I guess, what goes through your mind when a girl queefs? usually when I go queefs, like, just ignore it. Like I don't really care, like I'm an adult, you know? Like people poo and pee, like it's what happens. Part of that is people kinda queef sometimes when you hit it from the back. Like it's not a big deal. For me, like, I feel like boys will get like nervous about it and like freak out, but like men just don't care. Like men, like people are licking buttholes, like no one really cares. This is a good answer. Yeah, yeah, if I hear a little funny part, like. I just think it's funny and I keep moving along because then it's a good distraction. So then I like having another like 15 seconds before I help. Helps you last longer. There we're helping you out. Yeah. It's actually a cheap way to keep quick. Life hack. How about unshaven versus shaved? Okay. So this is obviously, I think everyone's different, right? I think that if you have... Man, if you take care of it, if it's like a nice landing strip or something, then that's fine. But if it's a wild bush, personally, it's not for me. Like I'll still love to have sex. Like I'm never going to say no to that, but I probably will just won't go down there because it gets a little... I've been in this... It's just come from past trauma. Like I've been in this situation before where I've had a mouthful of pubes and like... First you have to lick to get the hair back and vomit out of the way and then you have to lick. So it's actually like two minutes to get to the... The clit's hard enough to find anyway, you know? Like it's literally... It's hidden away under a hood. And then you're going to put an afro on top of that? Like no f***ing way. So you have to lick like a cat on its poor little kitten, try to move the hair out of the way and then get to the golden goose. I guess it's just so funny because... My friend the other day, we were out and then she went home with this guy and she rang me the next day and she said, Oh my gosh, she's like, I haven't tamed anything. She's like for like three months. She's like, it is rogue down there. And she's like, but I can't get over the fact that as soon as, as soon as he got in there, he was just like, I love cubes. And I'm like, no one each to their own. Wow. Yeah. And I feel like it's so common now to just be smooth basically that Like is it kind of a bit of a fright if you go down there and it's. Yeah. It's more of a shock. Yeah. It's like, but I think, I think the thing is like, don't be afraid if you have a stubble, like whatever there's a bit of like growth, if the hair's grown back a little bit, like who really gives a shit? Like no one cares. But like when I've had like a serious afro situation, I've been like, it just slowed the whole process down. It's just really like. put me on the bench for a little bit. But again, each of their own people are in this stuff. Good to know, good to know. It's so great. Um, and I'm like, I keep going to say, do you like, but this is like a whole guys point of view we're trying to get here. So when girls are loud, is it kind of like a turn on or a turn off or what's kind of, is there a balance there? Yeah, no, there's definitely a good balance. I've been with women that have sounded like a fire truck and it's like fully like. stopped me like this one girl sounded like a wounded dog and I'm like yo like I know it's not that big I know like I'm not hurting anything down there so can we just relax like here's the thing I don't mind a squeaky little moan or like dirty talk or telling me what I'm doing is good because then I know what's like gonna work for you like I think that's the best way to go about it think about it like if he's not hitting the right spot don't make a noise just be just be dead, a dead fish. But if he's found what you're looking for and it's working, then bring the decibels up a little bit because then he knows, oh shit, it's like, you know when you go hot and cold, warmer, hot and start screaming? That's kind of like what you should be going for, but if you're screaming like you just broke your leg, like it's gonna throw me off. Like it's really gonna scare, like I've been in situations where I'm just like, it's turned me off to the point where I'm just like, Oh, yeah, I finished but I didn't I'm just I just have to go to sleep because that's my I think Yeah, sorry I was gonna say to be like in say that like be Be just more Calculated in like if it actually feels good because you don't got again guys are very selfish when it comes to sex Like we want to feel it like feed our egos. We want to go tell the boys that we absolutely like Destroyed someone, you know, like that's how guys think So like if you're screaming and carrying on, he's gonna think he's got the best dick game in the world, but it's probably like only 30 seconds and he's like breathing heavy and falls asleep. So I just think that like, just be a little bit more thoughtful on like what you're giving so that he can be a little bit better. And also if a guy knows he didn't really do a good job, he probably will come back and try again around two. And that's where the real change is. Yeah, nice, and no faking it girls. And yeah, I feel like that goes both ways though too, like when we're giving a guy a blowjob or something, right? Like if you're enjoying it, make a little moan here and there would be a good cue. Hey. It's fucking terrifying like a guy's just like staring you like I've given head like that would if it's good I forgot was doing that. I feel like it is It's just a penis. You know that would freak me the fuck out. I would smack it like yo like dude Like what are you looking for lice like get out of my hair? No, I just think that like if there's lads that listen I hope they're out there just like don't be afraid to talk a little bit and I view like my day is just like two different people. Like I'm gonna say and do weird shit that's probably illegal in like most countries in the bedroom and like say stuff that will probably get me cancelled in the bedroom but like normal time I'm like normal guy. So I think everyone should put different hats on. But have an alter ego in the bedroom hey. Yeah. And I think that noises thing is a thing that comes through time and time again in our stories is that Like you say it's just another form of communication. Yeah, which is often what people are missing Yeah, it's like the lowest level of communication is just like letting the sound off Yeah, like okay, this is cool. But I just think like Talk for me like dirty talk is the best thing like obviously some people Take it a little bit too far Like I had a one of my friends telling me that she was seeing this guy and he was like staring at me I'm gonna marry you. This is my wife's pussy. What the fuck? Okay, relax, pump the brakes. Like, it was the one I'd said, first time I met, he was like going and he's like, my children are gonna bear. He's like, I should like that. And I thought I attracted clingers. Like, uh. No, no, but I just think that like, there's obviously, obviously people. It's not dirty talk, there's like commitment talk. Oh yeah, that's like a full like, phobia or something. Yeah, yeah, he's had some trauma before. So I just think that like, you have to bring it in and just be like, oh yeah, that's nice. And then slowly like, bring it up, On blowjobs, I have had this line said to me and another girl in the office brought it up as well, she's had it said to her. When a guy says before you get started, I've never come with a blowjob before. It's bullshit, right? Absolutely. It's attacking. Right? I called it. It's attacking. Yes. I say it on like every podcast I'm like, oh yeah, no, I don't like women like maybe come from head because it's too powerful. And then every girl is like, oh, if I make you come from head, I'm going to like be more powerful than you. I'm going to hold something over you. I'm like, yeah, don't do that. I really just want to come. Like it's just people like, holy shit, like now I hope this ever happens. No, actually like, I'm gonna be like, if you were to make me come. Yeah, it's, oh, yeah, cool. Yeah, now guys are lying. Like guys are selfish. Like there's, like we're gonna come 30 seconds of having sex. Like come on, like someone's gonna put, you're digging in that. Like the dude's gonna come and it's gonna be fine. It's a sure thing. Yeah, it's almost guaranteed. Yeah, it's like tomorrow's gonna be a new day. So you know? What are guys thinking when they're eating pussy? Good question. So I'm usually like for me, I'm usually like listening and trying to understand what is gonna get the job done quicker. Like, cool, I just wanna end result. Like, I just wanna make you calm. Like, that's how I'm thinking. So, usually I'm trying to, I can't breathe out of my right nostril because my nose has been broken too many times. But I'm usually, because usually most of the time I'm like sucking and looking at my quit at the same time. So I'm like, okay, I'm about to, I'm like 40 seconds from passing out. So I need to make sure I can try and get this done before then. If not, then I have to like take a step back, normal tongue so that's I'm just trying to think about it. Oh my god that's an injury you have to live with for the rest of your life. Yeah no I have to get a nose job for sure. Get this cleared up so I can have a good snorkel for when I'm sorting them. That is so classic. You just never know what people are fighting on their own. Yeah no it's a big bad one. So funny. Okay so I didn't know I didn't realize this was called the gooch but between the bum and the balls? That area there? Yep. good? Is it a myth? Or like what do you mean? No, it exists. I have one. No, to like lick and touch. I just think because it's a sensitive area nonetheless. Like obviously some guys love them but I've been eating and some guys don't and I think that... if you're giving a guy a head and you want to tease a little bit, like go down there, but it's usually probably pretty hairy because we don't need to take care of ourselves. So I think that it's just like more of a sensitivity thing. It's like you don't like nipples being licked for, they're not going to make you cum. It just feels kind of nice. All right. Just like a little add on. One guy said that it was like his button. Really? Like it was just, and I like- Oh, you can like push on it and then like, cause it's your prostate, right? So that's where you go. Yeah. It was just, it's just like exiting. and then it was all go, yeah. Wow. It was wild. Yeah, you'd be at like a dinner table. How's your dessert? Pringles. Nice. That's awesome. How about are guys open to a finger or a little butt play when getting a BJ? I think that it all depends on the person so I've had my ass at two times and both times I was kind of just like, you really enjoy that? Like just thinking more about that I was like this is Like I don't know, to be honest, I was looking at her and I was like, I'm never gonna marry you. Like this is crazy. Like this is, you're doing things that I... Especially after a big night. Like I didn't even get a chance to shower, she just went for it. I'm like, yo, you're like a shark. Like let's calm the breaks. I don't... like, here's the thing. Would I do it again? I'm sure. But it wasn't really by choice. It was kind of just like I was drunk and I felt like a little baby. She grabbed my legs and just went up. You know, you're like flailing around. But I just think... maybe... Six-five. Six-five flailing around in the big car. Yeah, she's actually a New Zealand girl. I was the first one to ever get a shuri. Yeah, please get in contact with your shuris. She's got tattoos. I don't know where she's from, but she has a little firecracker. She was awesome. We had so much fun. It's a pretty niche name. Yeah, yeah, she's gonna pop out. Oh, it's just, I'm Harry Darcy, you know. Hi. Yeah, it's New Zealand small, so I'm sure she'll pop up. That is so sweet. But no, so I just don't. I've never had a finger in my bum so I can't talk or nothing but I'm kind of just... For me I'm too afraid. I just don't like... again I just don't like when shit is really about me. I prefer it to be about the girl and get it done. So when a girl is taking her time with giving me the head or doing any of that stuff I'm kind of just like, yo this sucks because I know you're not enjoying it. I know you're not having a good time. Or maybe that's just my ego and freaking out about to come quick. So I'm like, yo like this. let me work on you so you can get that. So turn everybody straight, you know? Yeah. I'm sure they're not thinking that. No, no, I just... I mean, after a while. For me, it just, it gets annoying. After a while, she might be thinking that. Yeah, yeah. But... Yeah. That's so funny. Do you care what a girl's butthole looks like? Doggy, cheek spread, anal, whatever. Yeah, I'm not a big anal guy, I'm afraid of poo. Yeah, yeah, I'm just not the biggest bum guy. I don't mind look a bumhole's a bumhole and they all look kind of funny They look like a little rake, a little warmer. So it's Whatever, I don't really care. Like I've licked some bums in my time, but I'm like, that's just not where the party gets done. So we'll figure it out. But again, I don't really care what a bum looks like. The scariest ones are when you do have bum whiskers though, and like you forget that there's hair that goes back there, and that's kind of been like, oh, it looks like you're all spider. So yeah, so just take your bum off. It's always very confronting when you go and get laser and she says, roll over now and spread your cheeks. It's so long. Does that feel funny? Yeah, but worth it. Yeah. Oh no, laser quizzes are so nice. No more spidery things in there. Yeah, you're good. Yeah. Thanks team. I know that we've got clean buttholes over here. Mine's shaking. So would you. Nice. Okay. So a guy in the, how old are you? 25. Okay. So a guy around your age, right? Yeah. To... take like a 37 year old home. Is that a novelty fuck? Um, yes, I think that the Like not like it. Wrong answer Harris. What do you mean? This is an agenda because Joe won't get with younger guys because she thinks it's a novelty f**k. Really? No but I only pick up younger guys and I'm like I'm not going to be a novelty f**k so I stop it. No I get it. Here's my thing like I was seeing this lady that I think she was almost 40 and she's got three kids and like for me like telling my friends about that is awesome but also the sex was crazy like everything was awesome and I guess because yeah I don't know she's one of the absolute fuck asses of it all the time. Okay, alright. I think that it's more of a, it's a fun flex. A fun flex, okay. Novelty fuck, aka novelty fuck. Yeah, but also like, I learned so much from her. And like, we sat down and spoke about like real life stuff and I was sitting there like, wow, then we spoke about kids and then, anyway. Yeah, she's regular about that. And then you ran. Yeah. No, but she's like so supportive of like everything I do and it's like, I don't know, it feels nice to have someone that isn't like worried about handbags and they're worried about like little stuff. Nice, nice. That's great. To then answer your question Joe, how are you feeling after that? Oh, I know it kind of proves my point. Like for years I've been saying I'm not going to be a novelty fuck again. What's wrong with the novelty cock? There's gonna be one day in everyone's lives where we're never gonna have sex again So have it all now get it out of the way before because when it comes to that time you're gonna look back Oh, I wish I wrote that guy like a silver back. Yeah. No, I'll happily have sex I'm just like it's the younger ones that I'm like everyone's like, oh age doesn't matter and I'm like, no They're gonna tell their mates that they just slept with an old chick. I think I get hit again I'm gonna I'm gonna probably get a lot of trouble here I think the issue with Australian and New Zealand people is it's too small and everyone's afraid of what everyone else will think. In LA, in America, in the UK, Europe, it's... No one cares. Like you go over one night stand, you get your cheeks clapped, you have a great time and no one cares. I feel like in New Zealand everyone's like, oh, I don't want people to tell their friends. I'm pointing to you. They don't want people to tell their friends. Here's the thing, you should let them tell all their friends because imagine how much more cock is going to be available and the more people you go through, the sooner you're going to find Mr. Right. It's free advertising. There you go. Free advertising, but hey, I'll just advertise with someone in their 30s rather than their 20s. We can work our way up. There's no limit on how much dick you can get. That's all I'm saying. I just think that... Everyone should have more sex because the more sex you have the better it will be and the more times you get to come and that's Great. Yeah life goals, right? Yeah Alright, talk to us about the most famous person that slid into your DMs. Oh shit Yeah, I can't I have a girlfriend she's gonna get upset Just a girl or a guy because Justin Bieber was the most famous one For guys Dan Bilzerian was also a really good one Who else? There's been a... Tiger's really cool, nicest guy on planet. We went to Vegas together. But that's for guys, but girls are the demons. I can't talk about that. I had a situation yesterday on another show where Georgia was there and she said, who is the most famous girl you fucked? And then the whole Uber ride home. I was like, yeah. She was like, I don't care. I'm gonna go and fucking do, because we follow each other. So it's gonna be trouble anyway. How about the other way around? What do you mean? Like who's the most famous person to DM you've slid into? Oh everyone. Everyone. No, because I did a show in New Zealand called Heartbreak Island and as soon as I got verified from that, I DMed everyone the most bizarre reckless shit because I'm like I'm going to stand out. No one's going to be DM this type of stuff. And then like when, like more recent years and I'm like I wonder if I have a message to this person and I've seen it and I'm like... Yeah, I need to fucking relax. Like that's like past Harry was not looking out for future Harry. What do you mean? So if you verified you automatically get into their DMs or something? No, it's just like... Or just stands out? Yeah, it stands out a little bit more. Because you're going to see a blue check and be like, Oh, what does this person do? What are they known for? And then... There's also like in your DM requests, there's like top requests and then all requests. So you can go top and then it's kind of ranked by like followers. And then, yeah, so I kind of was just going up. But as my followers grew, I realized that I'm going up higher and higher in the top request thing for like all these famous people. And then I just like knowing like there was, oh, Kristen Bell was actually the most famous girl that slid in my DMs. And that was after I said on to have to handle that, about to shit me dacks. And then I was like, what does that mean? She's like, oh, my husband's. name is Dax. Is that like an enduring term? And I was like oh no Dax means like pants, like I was going to shit my pants and she's like okay cool, never spoke to me again. Yeah I'll actually get it up. Have you heard that term Viv? Viv's from New Zealand, I'm from Australia so we've like done a swap here. I understand it, but were you like, was it just rogue pickup lines or what kind of things were you saying to people? Just weird stuff so you get noticed? No it was really like, yeah look at that. Did you hear me? That was good. Look at that. It's awesome. Doesn't shit me, Danny. Yeah, it really means shit your pants in Australian. No, she's awesome. That is so good. Well, cause here's the thing, I kinda just was like, I'm gonna stand out. All these boring dudes are kinda just like, hey, hi, you look good. I'm like, yo, I'm gonna, like, hey, what up, you little national treasure? Or like, what up, little butter chicken? And then people are just like, what the fuck is this dude saying? And then you hit him back with a voice note and they realized that you're actually not from America, you're from Australia and New Zealand, and you're like a novelty piece, and then they never talk to you again. You say what's up little butter chicken to people in the building. Of course. Hot tip for everyone listening. I'm just saying, if you stand out, you know like what you want a guy to reply to your story, be like oh, the sky looks nice, how's the weather in Sydney? No one gives a fuck, like, just be like oh sick, like. Do you squirt or cream? You know, that's gonna stand out. No, the lads don't ever do that, please. I was at Yoda yesterday on their radio show, so I gotta stop talking like that. Oh my gosh, that is so funny. But good tip as well, that voice message, especially if you've got an accent, hey. It works, it works a treat, especially overseas. Even, I feel like even American guys want to come here. Does it work for you guys? Does that tickle your nose? Oh yeah, it would. Yeah, I'm a son of an accent. Yeah, sounds like a movie. Yeah, it's fun. Particular accents. Yeah. Yeah, but also like don't get carried away with it because no one actually has time to listen to it 40 voice acts a day is kind of boring. No. Yeah, just do one and then just wrap it up. And so obviously we're a 6-2 brand. Oh nice. And tell us about your 6-2 experience. Have you got any? Do you use them? Yes. I've actually got one for you over there. Oh awesome. Thank you. That's sick. Thank you. Well it's more for Georgia, but you can use it. Oh yeah, yeah. I'll bully over it. I have to try this. No, I love sex toys. I think that sex toys are the best cheat code for any dude. Like any guy in the bedroom, like it's literally, you know, like it's scientific. Like someone is, this is a smart person that's gone and done all the programming and everything like that to make sure your woman can come. You may as well fucking use it because at least she's coming every time. And so are you. So it's just like, I think they're sick. They're satisfying. That one, the little airwaved one. That one's guaranteed game changer. There's been a few little ones, but I just think having a little bullet, like handy, and then in doggy when you go into town, rip it down there. Or if you're like a little bit more, I don't know bossy, like I get a little bit bossy, and I start demanding to do shit, and that's fun. Yeah, nice good. It's like the what are we said? It's like the six is already like the ice cream It's just a sprinkles on top, you know, it's a nice to hear. Yeah What is 80% of women can't come or I haven't come during sex like that's it's huge. Yeah, it's insane Yeah, I can't I don't know. There's been a few times I haven't come because I was an over it But I just think that my goal especially my podcast and I'm dating I'm sure same as you guys is I just want more women Come because then I feel like there would be World hunger would finish world peace would finish ever would begin There would be no world wars. Everyone would be happier. Everyone with their skin would be better. Everyone would be glowing and shining. I just feel like it'd be so much better if there was 100% on both sides. Yeah. You know? The world needs more. There was more calm. There would be, it would just be more fun. Yeah. There we go. Put that on a picture. Amen. What you're on the- Like what's your favourite sex position? But I think that's a boring question. So kind of like the ultimate mind blowing thing either a girl can do to you or you can do together. I think my favourite, for the first bit of course, my favourite sex position was when they're laying their face down and have their bum up a little bit. It's kind of like the next step of doggies. So if you're not doing doggie anymore, you kind of push them down. And then you have your hand around their face. and then like fucking them from behind with their bum up a little bit. But now, what I've realized is guys don't really pick girls up and fuck them. So that's my like... You know how J Alvarez had his like coconut oil video come out and everyone's like, oh my god, it's a coconut oil guy? Now my branding is I just fuck everyone standing up. So like... Yeah, because I'm a big guy. I'm just like, I don't care who it is. Like I can throw some weight around. So that for me, picking up and just making the girl feel little and nimble and then just fucking like that, standing up and running around in their partner. Yeah, that's hot. Now I feel girls are going to be like, oh, there's a big guy. Yeah, no, here's the thing, like I didn't, because obviously I talked to my partners that I've been with and I'm like, hey, you know, write down pros and cons. No, that's a bit fucking scary. But I've been, obviously when you're with older women and they're just more comfortable talking about it and they know what they're like and they communicate a little bit better, it just gets more interesting because you're like, oh shit, okay, guys don't really do that, so what can I, I have a voice, what can I do to help more guys and more girls have better sex? Being a little bit more dominant and using my side because I can't play rugby. I can't play AFL I can't play any sport because I'm so uncoordinated. But what I can do is pick people up and fuck them Play with hands if you're dope. But what was the second part of that question? Oh no, I think that answered it. What's your point of difference? Oh, sorry, like what's a mind-blowing move a girl can do on you? Yeah, my okay the thing that really pisses me off like more than anything is like my girls like teasing me like in a good way but like because guys are so impatient, right? Like we're so selfish when it comes to the bedroom, we just want to come and get it done. So like whenever I'm like with a girl and she kind of takes control a little bit because I guess because I'm so dominant, it kind of just like really like plays at me because they're like teasing me a little bit. And then when they like either go to give you a head or have sex with you and you're just, you've been teased for so long and the buildup so long and you end up finishing quick, like drives me crazy more than anything. And I will come back for a redemption round. As soon as this thing respawns, I'm like ready to like I'm angry So it makes the sex way better So like if there's a guy that you really like just really teasing fuck out of him like an hour And he'll come so quick and he'll be you either be like he'll either cry or he'll be like I need to like absolutely like rearrange her OnlyFans. Yeah. highest male creator? Yeah I think I was at my agency that I'm at I'm the highest earner but for dudes but I think for a while that was the highest male earner in the world which is kind of crazy but obviously it does really well but it's kind of more than just like the money aspect because I guess it's really interesting having to connect and communicate with hundreds of thousands of people which is really cool but also just I guess because I'm a bit of a wild cannon I don't really get to post what I want on social media and whatnot. And also like I try to respond to as many comments as I can. It's really difficult. So like getting a platform like OnlyFans is really sick because you can do whatever the fuck you want. You can go live, you can talk about crazy shit. Like I can go live on there and make dinner and just like talk to people and connect and then just like have my ass out. I don't do much but yeah, I don't know. I do. I think my goal is to retire from OnlyFans by the end of the year. What's on your OnlyFans? Is it like, I mean the people we've had on the podcast with OnlyFans, it's more like, wanting and then getting paid to do other stuff or like, nudes and all that. What's yours? Making dinner? Or have you got other stuff? Yeah, no, it's actually me just playing my dog. No, so I've gone all the way to doing a sex tape, but it wasn't as, like it was a lot of fun, but it's just, I guess I got to the point where I felt like pressured to doing more and more and more. So that's kind of the reason why I'm like, maybe I need to do more. to take a step back by the end of the year but it's yeah obviously more exclusive you can see a lot more of me there's a lot more skin there there's a you know you get to see pretty much whatever you want to see on there but It's just like the goalpost kind of kept moving and people get a little bit more angry when you're not like, you know, putting a fucking cucumber up your arse or like doing like crazy stuff. So I just, I liked it because it gave me a chance to connect more with the people that want to connect more with me. Um, but yeah, who knows what's going to happen with it. But yeah, it gets pretty crazy on there. But again, it's more just for me to talk to people. What's the wildest request you've had? Um, I think like, People ask for like, obviously you're undies and whatnot, which is fine, but like poo has been a really interesting one because I'm like, I don't wanna send my shit out. Well send it out, not even just like. Yeah, yeah, people want like. You know people are into different stuff and that's fine. But like the feet one is interesting because I think I'm kind of on the line of like I'm right on the border of having a foot fetish. Because like I don't mind like sucking some toes and like having toes and I don't know, just playing with feet. But... I thought you were going to say my like feet are like on the borderline of like good enough to be... Oh no, I definitely... Like model toes or something? I've made some money from my toes. I've definitely made some money from my feet. Like if I'm on live like they'll want me to just have my soles up on the camera which is really interesting. I haven't got to that part of the foot fetish yet, but I think in a few more years, I'll really start joking around with people's feet. But yeah, people just really want stuff with your feet. There was one, the one I first started, where they wanted a black sock on one foot, and a Yeezy on the other foot. And I refused to do it, because I'm like, what YouTube video am I about to be part of? This is so embarrassing. I don't know what it was. Wow. Oh my gosh. I've been too scared about the poo thing that someone was gonna place me at the scene of a crime, or something. Your DNA! Oh my god! Yeah, but I think people eat it. Stop! No! Yeah, no, I was on a podcast with this porn star, her name was Real Carmen something, I don't know what I'm saying, but she's a very big porn star, she's a very sweet girl, and she was talking about, she had some guy pay $2000 for her shit, and she kind of freaked out and made her husband shit in a bag, freeze it, shipped it out to this guy and he sent a video of him eating it. Didn't even think about the freezing. I thought like, because it's scapegoat isn't it? I thought it was like, pulling on people. Did I just press something? Yep. But maybe, oh you would have pressed one of those. Scared me. Yeah. A little fairy. That made that per chat sound so much nicer. Wow. Well, I just think that it's really interesting because people are into some like there's been obviously people and there's some fucking crazy shit out there And it's kind of a rabbit hole that you kind of like once you go down Did you just realize there's more and more freaky stuff that people do and like, you know Each your own couldn't if someone paid me a million dollars and asked a shit on me Actually, probably would do it from the way, but like You're disgusting You know? Um, but yeah. I don't know. Was that a cat? What was that noise? I think that was a boob. That's so funny. Oh my god, I'm just losing it. That's so good. Oh well. Off is there, then. Yeah, Van was going to lazy mill. Oh my gosh. Good. Congratulations, bro. No, thank you. There's all the celebrities that apparently do that thing, so. Really? Apparently John Mayer has a leaky bum, or likes to film people. Hit him on one of the other ones, but apparently... It could be just a complete rumor but when I was in, it was a few years ago I was in doing like a Christmas drive through and these two girls were in the back and they were talking about they wanted on a date with him. And it was either him or someone else so don't sue me for this one. And he had like a glass table and he just like wanted people to like, he wanted to see them shit on the table and he like laid on them. Which is, I'm like at what point, how does that come about? Like I've heard of like guys in the arms. me like having poo fetishes and whatnot because the only time they can get off is in the toilets and the porta potties and it smells like shit so I've heard of like guys in the army that come back and like that's the only way they can get off but I don't know about like an Amos celebrity singer who has like amazing music I don't know what point he's like you know it's time to get shitted. I love it I mean at the end of the day whatever but people like you Harry are helping those dreams come true. I know who I'm helping. The thing, not the poop-out part, still offers that. Yeah. Um, amazing. I don't have any more questions on my list, Joe. Oh, cool. The lucky last one, then. Do you have any single mates for Viv? I got heaps. Yeah. Yeah, what are you asking? Oh my god, this is such a rogue question. Um, well they've gotta be fun. They've gotta be fun. They've gotta know how to swim. I can't do it if they don't know how to swim. So, um, start with those two. Very specific. Why are they swimming? Why do they have to be? Maybe swimming is something you could do by yourself though Viv. But you could teach them, that's a good first date. Yeah I guess so. Yeah swimming's fun. I actually know there was one of my friends who did was, she started seeing this guy and was teaching him how to swim, that was her first date. And now they're like fully together. Wow. So. That's cute. There you go, you should get, put that in your Tinder bio. Is that what it's possible with? Like looking for someone who can't swim. Can't swim. Yeah, has to not swim. The end. And you're good to go. Oh I just, there was a high school boyfriend and I remember going, we went swimming and we were out past the break and I was like, oh my god it looks so good. like he's drowning. But this is not good. So I guess it's, you know, that it's just that one red flag time that have happened. Oh, right. So you just have like full on PGS days. Oh, God. Gave you the egg that bad. This is not good. I'm like, when we're out, you must be able to swim. Wow. Don't drown. Yeah. No, thank you. Anyway, happy days. Well, thank you so much for coming on the podcast. I think the people are gonna love that one. So great. I hope so. Yeah, thanks for joining us on your short, short trip to Oz. Yeah. Yeah, it's good to talk to some locals and people from my hometown. It feels nice to hear some Kiwi accent. Kiwi accent? Yeah, I just saw my sister and I heard her accent for the first time in like five years. What? Oh, fuck. Is she living in New Zealand? She lives there but she just had a baby and he's good to travel now so he's over here running around. It's really cool. It's so cool to see just a little human that has so much, like all their life left. crazy that like you have everything to go like how cool that you get to have sex the first time you get to like eat steak for the first time you get to do all this stuff the first time it's so exciting I was looking at my damn and then I said my sister like I cannot wait to be the worst influence on this kid he's in such a pretty place I love that for you that's so great and enjoy your Missy Mini I'm sure that'll get plenty of use oh is that what it's called Missy Mini? What does that do? It's a little bit like the Satisfier so it's got that back here Nice, good stuff. Yeah, but it's a little bit smaller, you know? Oh, so take it on a plane. Yeah, take it on a plane. Nice. Put that in your carry-on. I will, I will, trust me, yeah. If anyone come near me, you're gonna come. That way, everybody. I love that thing Terry. Thanks so much for having me. You have to tell them 5 stars and... Oh come on. 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