Never Have I Ever with @itskatma

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Hello and welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. We have just recorded such a fun episode with Katmah. How did we first get to know Katmah? Tiktok, her Tiktok handle is itskatmah and her Instagram I think. So she's very authentic, real funny. She's got some pretty hilarious content and we thought we'd get her on the podcast to play a fun game of Never Have I Ever. Yes, it took a few turns. I think it exposed us a little more than what we planned but that's okay. Enjoy the gossip. Gosh, she's a good- Do you want to ask me to check the questions this afternoon? I didn't even check. It's all good, you know? Happy days. Yeah, no. And gosh, she's a good laugh. That was- She is so funny. Enjoy this one, guys. Welcome to the podcast, Katmah. So good to have you on. Oh, thanks. It's so good to be here virtually, but we're here. And so for context, Katmah, I mean, I think we initially found you on TikTok and you had a few videos and stuff go viral over there, building a bit of a following, and then on Instagram too. And I think I was saying to you earlier, the parts that I like about your Instagram is how authentic you are and funny. So I think this is going to be a great episode. Yes. I'm sure it will be. Yep. Authenticity is key. What you see is what you get. This is true. Okay. For this episode today, we have come up with a number of never have a question. I'll ask the questions and then we all have to do it, which I'm freaking out as well. Gosh, okay. All right Lord, what do I think my sons? Okay, Matt also only found out about this about three minutes ago I know what a good sport. What a good sport. I'm not how we go Ready? I'm ready to rock now I'm like, I don't know if I'm kind of like numb to all these subjects or what or if I've gone like two vanilla on These questions. Okay, I don't know where to be excited or nervous. I'm bit of both dive right in Have you ever given a rim job? Hang on. That's to the bum, eh? That's the bum. That is. Can't say it has. I can't say that I haven't looked a bumhole. Me neither. Yeah, I haven't either. I haven't either. But I've been watching a lot of um, I have been watching a lot of content around it, so I'm ready if the opportunity arises. Oh my god. Viv's like, You've got to be prepared, you know, and Brandon Kyle Goodman has a good highlight and he just makes me laugh so much and I've been watching it and I'm like, you know what, I'm ready to go. Opportunity hasn't presented itself and it may never do, but... Ooh, we can adapt to an episode on these tricks, I think, Viv. Yeah, Viv the Remy Queen. Remy Queen! Oh my gosh, Viv's new nickname. If you get to the stage and I'll be like, can't do it. So funny. So funny. Okay, well that was good icebreaker. Surely can't get much worse. Okay, never have I ever looked through my partner's phone. Guilty. I've done it. Yeah. So do I drink? Is that how we do it? Oh, we've needed drinks. I don't have a drink. Oh, I've only got water. Uh, I haven't. Not my current partners, I would like to disclose. Not my current partners. She is safe and I would never even look through it. I have not a worry in the world. Well, what about you, Jo? Have you or not? Yeah, perfect. I have before with that, I've been in like three relationships for context and the middle one was, no. That one, yeah. But I don't even remember looking through the phone, I remember looking through emails. Oh, oh. Oh. One of my exes actually stole my email passwords and like logged into all my stuff and I was like, mm boy, you wrong. Shit. High tech. Wow. Spilling all the tea for the podcast. Oh my gosh. Yes. Stop. Never have I ever drunk dialed my ex. Yeah. I have done that. Yeah, that's embarrassing. I've done that a lot. Oh yeah, yeah. I feel like they don't even need to be an ex, you know? They just need to be like a not so great decision. I've done it all. Yep, somebody with a telephone. It's someone that will pick up. Yeah, oh, if they're lucky. Maybe they're online at the time. Somebody you shouldn't be dialing. Yeah, I've drunk dialed that person. Yeah, guilty. Um, never have I ever gone skinny dipping. Oh, I have skinny dipped. Yeah, it was good. It was good. Free the bosom. Watch. Really? I know. I feel like it would be like free. It's got to let them like, bounce around and go for your arms. It's so, it's honestly like a moment of spirituality. You know, you just connect with the ground. Yeah. I feel like maybe in like a... NZ lake or something. Yeah why not? Just be ideal right? Or the beach, you know you live at the beach. Oh I never thought about that! Jo's gotta wait till she goes to Taupo or something so she can skinny dip in the lake. It's so funny. Why don't you go to Mount Maunganui, that's where it's nice. That's where you're from eh? That's where I am. Oh wait what? That's who she is. She's like two streets back from the beach. Hang on, I thought Joe was in Aussie and you were in New Zealand. Other way around. I'm in Sydney. Never have I ever cheated on someone. Never. I could never. No way. No. Big no. Yeah, I really, really want to say no to this. I think... Technicalities, I don't think I've fully cheated on someone, but I have crossed my own line, if you know what I mean, when I was like 18. Yeah. No judgment zone. Yeah. Yeah, I was probably, yeah, 17, 18, cheated on that person, but then, you know, and it was like, you know, not that great. behavior. But then I also was in a situation where I was like the other person and like the person I was sleeping with had a girlfriend, which was quite bad. But I ended up going on this personal development course. I really feel like I learned my lesson after going on this personal development course. And they essentially had to like ring. And it was a good experience. I don't know how this is gonna be very well received, but I like owned up to it and I came clean and yeah, rang her and told her. And said sorry to all the people I'd put in like, rang all the people I'd also put in bad positions who'd like also been kind of keeping it, you know? Cause like when people know both, they're like feeling awkward. Yeah, so tell you what, tell you what, you will never do that again when you have to face the music, but very glad that. Yeah, very glad that it was all open in the open, as uncomfortable as it was. Yeah, good on you. That takes some big balls. Yep. Oh my gosh. Never have I ever slept with more than one person in 24 hours. Oh god. I have. I feel like I need to ask, I'm blanking, have I ever Viv? Yeah, I don't think, yeah. I don't even remember, I don't even know. I don't think so. I've had quite a few encounters out of my head. Um. Selective memory? Um, yeah, I don't think I have. Unless, I don't know, I went through a little bit of a phase a few years back of, um, that's quite tragic. Um. So that's why I'm asking Viv, because I'm like, hmm, I don't want to lie, but no, I don't think I have. Same. Sorry, not a juicy answer. Well, you know, like in the... I feel like there's probably been a few situations. Either, you know? Yeah. Yeah, you'll keep it quiet. Yeah. Keep your cards closed, that's smart. That could be what I'm doing. And I also feel like that was like, when I was, you know, like sleep with lots of people and that was just great at the time, but then that's not really a vibe for me right now, you know? Yeah, yeah, it's definitely a phase, hey. Yeah, I feel like you go through phases and it's all a good time. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Never have I ever sent nudes. Oh, I don't think I'd be human if I hadn't. I've sent nudes. I have not sent nudes. Really? Oh wait, no, yeah I have. Oh, well they got nudes. You've got to be kidding. Oh. Only to one person and it was like videos. But it was like. It's not about the videos. Yeah. Just skip the nudes and go straight to the videos. But otherwise, yeah, but otherwise it was, you know, it was a two way street. Anyway, it's like, yeah, it freaks me out too much. Yeah, well, I, like, I'm just old. So this was like going way back, like, when I was 20, like 18. So this is before, like, you know, there was any warnings about it. going out anyway so yeah. On your Pinkalicious or something, your flip top? Email? Oh not the email. Oh my gosh probably, probably I should check way back. Might still have some. It looked bloody good then too. I still send the occasional one to my girlfriend and I'm like, and she's like, whoa, I hope that works. I said that'd work. Yeah, yeah. That is so good. Never have I ever given or received a lap dance. Oh my god. Hell yeah. I'm so uncoordinated. I don't think I have. I thought I would give one and then I haven't received one. Yeah I don't think. Oh you have! I bought you one for your birthday! Oh there you go actually. Oh plot twist there it is. I got a strip and it turned up at 3pm. On a Sunday when they weren't even drinking any. Honestly, it was just so awkward. It was honestly the most awkward thing you've seen. You gotta see the photos. It was so bad. I was thinking for like, you know, a sexual dance for your partner. I'm like, not happening. I love that. I love that shit. Like, yes, I did it in the club to my girlfriend on Saturday night. I was like, there's a video, there's a video actually. I've sent it to you for reference. Oh my God, she was like- Subducing her. She was like, oh my God. And I was just like, yeah. And I'm uncoordinated too. When I tell you Jo, I'm very uncoordinated. So it was probably like a donkey in the air flipping its ass or something. It just didn't look normal. I'd like try to like take something off or something and end up falling over. Just gets attached to your head and you're like, oh, trying to get it off. I can't even do a sexy face. Some people can be like, okay, sexy face. I'm like, how do we pull a sexy face? That's so funny. Never have I ever had a threesome. Of course. Oh, really? I have not ticked that off the bucket yet. No, me neither. Again, I feel like there was just a stage in my life where there was a lot of options and stuff, you know? We're just- Yeah. It just happened. I haven't had one. You're the only one that's had one. I thought you had one. No, I kind of tried to organise one for an ex's birthday. Oh, right. Oh. They weren't keen, like totally freaked out. Yeah. Oh, sucky. I find them relatively distracting, to be honest. Like, there's just too much going on. Yeah, what, you just like this? I just, probably not my, you know, maybe the later day, I could revisit, you know, but at this time, I feel like there's that much going on. I'm like, one person is enough to focus on, let alone, you know. Definitely. Yeah, I can't do two things at once, so I would be a little concerned. Like, I literally can't be doing something and you ask me a question, so. Yes, I'm very uncomfortable. Am I just getting... very overwhelmed. Yeah. Remy to the right and a handy on the left. Oh my god. Sorry. I had to say that. So sorry. Oh my god. I got that on video. That was perfect. Have I ever had sex in public? Yeah. Yeah, everyone's nodding. Yeah, we've all been there. That's really naughty, isn't it? We could get done for that. We could put a wave. I feel like sex in public happens, A, when you are super horny or B, when everyone's living at their parents' house or something and you just don't have another option. You're like, the park it is. Oh my god. So true. 19, 20 out of town, home from uni holidays and you're like, oh wow, sex at the beach. Good idea at the time. Oh my god. Yeah, Meanwell. That was Meanwh- like last year. Mount Main? You just like, ehhh. Yeah, well, okay. I went out with the attitude that I was 28 and no kids. I did go to therapy on Monday morning and she wasn't in a grant. Oh my god, that's so good. But yeah, then I like picked up this guy. and like he was good, he was hot. And I couldn't bring him back to my place because it would give away that I had kids and that I was older. So I was like, oh, let's go to the beach. Let's go rendezvous in the sand. I had a friend who used to do the beach grooming. So like at the mountain beach, they like drive this tractor up and down and like pick up all the debris and like clean the beach before everyone gets up. So it's often at like. two or three o'clock in the morning. And you see there often be people having sex on the beach. Especially, yeah, Saturday, Sunday mornings. It was a good time, like there's no- Sand in the crevice. Sand in places and flats that it should not be, actually. Exactly. Never have I ever had a friend with benefits. Of course. Yeah. Have I had a friends with benefits? I don't actually think I know. What do you mean? My friends with benefits wasn't a real friend with benefits. But I feel like friends with benefits are just people that you sleep with for a while. Yeah I have, oh my god, ugh, like kind of like a, money? I don't know, can I say that? Yeah, that's a good thing. Like money? Kind of like a punk money? Well I had one and he called my cousin hot and so I said, you know what? your name is so like it's an old person's name i won't say it because in case it gets back to him holy crap was it the mount too is it maps and i was like it rhymed with like leith so just think of an old name that runs with leith i think we got it yeah i think there's a new name drawing the letters in this in the air sure and he like had the audacity and my cousin came in the room and like she lived with me and he was like she's really hot and i was like I know, but like, get out also. Cool. You clocks. That was my only friends with Benny, I think. Everything else is relationships, so. Yeah, that didn't end well, did it? Oh my gosh. I did friends with benefits wrong. I, I. Uh oh. I will never forget the day, right? When Jo said to me, she's like, I'm just looking for something no strange, you know? Like. Last time I was no strings with blah blah, I was like, you know, we just like stayed together every night, held hands, hold each other, we loved each other, I'm like, mm, pretty sure that's not friends with benefits. I'm like, I don't know what you've been doing. But I'm like. She was like, yeah, he was really disappointed when I broke it off with him. I was like, I thought this was no strings. I was like, okay, I think there's something a little bit misaligned here. I'm like. Just a little. I was so pissed off. We had such a good thing going. And he got. feelings. Oh no, I wonder why I say you love each other. Slight oversight. A little bit eh. Viv is a good 10 years younger than me, maybe 11 years younger than me and she was like, Jo, I think that's what you call a relationship. And you're like, no, just friends with Like drama. Okay, never have I ever kissed a stranger. Oh, like. Big fat, big fat gypsy, yes. Like that's a wild one, of course. Too many, probably. Like what's a stranger? How do you think COVID spread around the world, you know? Yeah, but like, like how long is, are they classified as a stranger? Like. Just like, pass someone at the bar. Yeah, yeah, I don't call them strangers. Like we've had a conversation, I know. Like you met them 30 minutes ago. I don't know who we. I've known you for five years. We've got a few lines we need to sort out. That is a stranger. Someone you've known for 30 minutes at the bar wasted is a stranger. Um, yeah, no, I'm thinking like, just like walk up, hey, my name's Joe Pash. Wow. I knew where their parents came from, their middle name and their dog's left ball was chopped off. Okay. I don't have anything to flash. Oh same sis, I'm concaving. I don't think so. Probably. Nah, I definitely haven't flashed anyone. No. I mean I would if I had like some decent... Fricatas. Yeah same honestly. If I flashed someone they'd be like holy crap it's a man. It's a man. I don't think so. I don't Right there. I'm just like wild and free. Oh my gosh. Never have I ever dated more than one person at once. I feel like that's like the cheating one, isn't it? I feel like dating is like you might be going on dates with one person and going on dates with another person. Oh true. I feel like that's very common. That's too confusing for me. I would just see me. Yeah, no. I'd call them like Jeffrey when their name's Leonard or something, it wouldn't work. Have you dated two people at the same time? No, I haven't. No. Tick, tick, tick for miles. I might have been sleeping with two people, you know, at different, same time, like crossover, but it's okay. Yeah, not always. I'm not dating them. No, it's fine. We're good, but... Never have I ever faked it. I know, I hate to admit this one because I wouldn't now, but... Yeah, definitely. Oh, wow. Yeah, definitely. Thank you a lot of organisms. Not, I think, I think like dating a girl is good. Is it better? Understand, but my, is it better? I don't think I can date a man again. This is the first girl I've dated. Fuck. Oh, great. Yeah. She's yes. Magical, magical. Yeah, no, I can't. I'm not a man. Wow, there you go. I don't know what's going on with him. You haven't picked it, have you? No. Oh, God. Um, never have I ever laughed so hard. I wet myself. Oh, God. Yeah, I've definitely done this. I remember the moment. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I seriously think I did it last week. Um... Uh, we were doing something and I was like, I'm gonna pee game out. Oh, that's so classic. I'm gonna pee game out. Oh. It's such a joy, but it's also like such an inconvenience at the same time. I don't even need to laugh. I just pee my pants. I pee in my car, usually. Hmm. Have you guys seen that one? No. Oh, it's online, so I've seen it 3D after this as well. It's all mine, did you make a TikTok about it? I literally made a TikTok while I was sitting in my own pee. You should do only sands. People pay like 500 bucks to see people pee. I should. What? Why did you pee your pants? Well I had one, I had like a drink and I didn't like pee after I went to the pump. And it went straight through me and I was like uh oh. And I was driving to my friend's house and I literally called her and I was like I can't come over. There's, I've got a situation on my hands and there's wee everywhere. And luckily wee, my 70 year old flatmate. Um, he gave me some carpet cleaner and sprayed the crap out of my car and it was resolved, but yeah, Oh, I had to pull over when the pee was coming out. So I pulled over. You, when you see the video, you'll be like, Oh, this makes perfect sense. But yeah, it was bad. That's when you got to be bursting for that to happen. Um, yeah. Oh my gosh. That is so funny. Yeah. And yeah, I don't know why you're giving this out for free on TikTok when people are paying money for it on only fans. You could be the. girl that pees her pants on OnlyFans and like make a full career out of it? I could be. I could, yeah. Oh I should do that because that's where the money is isn't it? I did pee on a London bus too. I've peed in a lot of weird places but we won't. I was wearing boots and it peeled my boots. Stop. I had to walk home. Thank fuck I had black tights on because like otherwise you would never see it dripping down my leaves but the black tights kind of like took away from the pee streaming down me. Were you standing up? No, I was sitting down and then I stood up and it just started falling and thank God the doors open and I just was like Ugh I was like help Somebody help and I just like waltzed home Why did you not get off the bus earlier? Oh my God, I just, I don't know I just thought you can make it Cause either way I was gonna pee right? I just knew it was gonna come out I was like whether I do this on the bus or at home it's gonna happen before that time So I just had to wing it And now I weed everywhere I didn't even tell the bus driver by the way you wouldn't Yeah no, he'd be like, yeah, excuse me sir, I've been feeding food on your head. That's so funny. Love how open you are about it too, that's just fab. Never have I ever lied in this game. No, I don't think I have. Probably. No. Maybe, I mean I'm just a drama queen so, not this game, right here, it's full of hats. Never have I ever fancied my friends, brother or sister. Fancyed or slept with. My friends brother and sister. Oh yeah, no definitely. 100%. What about sleep with? I wouldn't have sleep with. Oh. Guilty. Sleep with, oh. Well that's one of us, that's good. Well it's not interesting, you know, otherwise we're just like, oh no. No, but my best friend got with my brother. Ooh, how did you feel about that? Hi. I was like to, I won't name her because she'll be like, well, I didn't you talk about that? But yeah, I'll give her a crutch for it to this day. Wow. I'm like, how was my bed? That's so good. That's so funny. God damn it. Never have I ever sucked my partner's toes. Not yet but I'm eyeing those things up. I'm like... I said to Zara, I was like... Have you ever looked at toes? Because I don't... I don't want anyone to touch mine. That's yuck. I have web toes. Anyways... Another subtext. And she's like, no. And I was like, well can I suck yours one time? Just to see! Just to see what it's like! Put that one in the diary. Put that one in the diary? Thursday night. Foot finish. Yeah, I can't say that I have. But never say never, you know? Yeah, exactly. Why not? It's a toad. Never have I ever ghosted someone. Oh, I have your time. Probably. Yep, I just straight unfriend them. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm just like, I just remove them on Snapchat. If they're like, how are you? I'm like, bye. Yeah. See you never. I'm like a can't deal with you just keeping on trying when I've made it clear that nothing, you know? Yeah. It gives me the it. I think now I'm pretty straight up like, look, that was great, but. Yes. Seeing how straight up I've been. Like, I have been so straight up, and like this one guy, honestly, I wish I had to get these messages. It was just like next level. You're like, and I said, look, you're wasting your time. And he's like. I don't know if you're just telling me I'm wasting my time, but you really want me to message and I'm like no like Actually, I don't want to see you again like this you're wasting your time and he's like well Can you waste my time next weekend? And I'm like no No, no, no run wait, did you block him? Not sure about the block probably on the set of on the set. I have a few people Yeah, but no, I happily ghost. I can't deal with those conversations. Never have I ever sent a racy text to the wrong person. I haven't. I don't think I have, touchwood. No, I haven't, yeah, touchwood too. I hope that day never comes. That would just like, you would just, like your guts would just like drop inside, right? Just be like. Yeah, you'd actually, yeah, you'd fall to the floor, it'd be terrible. And like honestly so easily done I was like still recovering from my weekend yesterday morning and I literally emailed the wrong person. Like fully searched out their name, clicked on it but I must have gone to click on the top email address and clicked on the second and just fully invited this person to the launch party who... Who's coming to the launch? No like they're like sorry I'm based in Auckland and I'm like I know how did this get so fucking to you? Oh my god. You're like aw that was me dusting. Funny I was like oh no drama. Oh my god, that's so funny. So I can totally see how you would send it to the wrong person, easy mistake. 100%, 100%. Um, have I ever given someone a fake phone number? Probably in my travelling days. Oh, I did like a month ago. Yeah. I don't know about that night. Oh no. I think so. I went out interviewing people about where the clip was. Um. You gave out a fake number. Yeah, the bartender, honestly, he looked about 18. And at the end of the night, he's like, here's my number. You do what you want with it. Oh, no, what? No, he's like, here, can I get your? What did he say? I don't know. It wasn't that. That must have been another time. Anyway, he put the pen and paper down. And I just like wrote down the wrong number. Or maybe he did give me his number as well. I don't know. But I wrote down my wrong number. And I was like, ah, right. Just kidding. See you never. I'm like don't, you literally look 18. Never have I ever said I love you when I didn't mean it. Oh yeah. Yeah. I said that. I'd like fallen out of love in my last relationship for like a year and I still keep saying that just to keep the bloody peak. Shut up. Yeah I hear you on that. Fair enough. It's probably something that we all have done. Never have I ever required medical attention due to a foreign object stuck inside my body. This was a very specific never have I ever joke. Yeah, love that. That's really deep dive. Going in. No, I haven't, no. No. Oh my gosh, Viv, you paused then. I was like, I was, no, cause I was thinking, have I had something stuck in my foot? Oh, you were trying to get technical. Okay. No, it pops up so much on our confessions and stuff. Really? Yeah, I actually don't know anybody that it's happened to. But I'm like, I don't know if it's something people would share that off. Yeah, probably not. If it happened to me, I'd be like doing a podcast about it on Monday. Yeah, no, honestly, one of my worst fears though. Yeah, that would not be ideal. I'd be doing everything to try and get it out before I see someone. Never have I ever gone back to an ex. No, but like, yeah. Yeah. I've only done it once though. Wow. That's really good. Yeah, right? Well, does it count as like, I've only been back once to actually know that's a lie. Sorry, sorry, I said that wrong. I've only done it to the one person. I went back about 50 times to the... to one person. But out of my three relationships, like I've only done it to the one. So I feel like that's good. Yeah, cause I feel like some are done and dusted, you know? 100%. One was like well and truly done. It's those, oh, those fricking annoying ones that you just keep going back. Keep going back. Yeah. Anyway. Never have I ever slept with someone more than double my age. More than double my age. don't think so. Because they might be dead if it was me because I'm so old. No, no, no. I haven't watched your backstory though. Yeah. Sugar, Sugar Baby? Not quite. I've got to be careful how I pitch this but basically it's too good not to put on here. When I went overseas I worked in a school as a teaching assistant. And there was a head teacher and I was 19 and he was, you can figure out the age, you're not gonna put specifics on it. I don't want that on. Anyways, and yeah, I started seeing this. Oh, it's just the thrill, wasn't it? Oh, the TA sees the head teacher. We actually, yeah, I know, right? I was like, oh, I'm gonna think. And I was in London, I thought, why not? And yes, that was that situation. But. How'd it go? I was sleeping with him for nine months and I ended up getting pregnant. Oh my God, I don't care doing that. Listen, I'm so cool. It's a trick. Honestly, I've talked about it on TikTok. I'm like, oh, I got pregnant. Ugh. Holy shit. And this guy had a kid closer to age than I was to him. Then I was closer to the kid, sorry, than age. Oh my gosh. That's when I take the grave. My parents don't know about that one, but they'll probably find out. Sorry if you're listening. Tune off, dad. Tune off. Don't ever open this episode. And how did you find out? And then you were like, whoopsie. Oh my god. Do you want the burial or do you want to keep it? I was not going to keep it. I was boosting faster than you could say. Hairy toe. No, he was like, mm-mm, and I was like, mm-mm. So it was kind of like an inevitable, okay, well, God, mm-mm. But yeah, it was a crazy story. I was like six weeks and I was like, oh, I'm really tired, I'm quite nauseous. What the hell's really blowing, what the hell is happening? And I missed my period. And then I took one test and I was like, oh, pregnaught, oh, that was fun. And I was at my other job and then my friend, she actually had a few abortions, I was like, thank God, because I was like, I don't know where to turn, which way's left? And... She was like, take another one. I was like, oh, okay, cool. Must not be pregnant if she's gonna be taken up. It must be a fault thing. And it wasn't a fault thing. That one came out two lines within seconds and I was like, yeah, shit. There's a baby growing inside of me. What the? Oh my gosh. That'd be a little embryo as I go to whatever's going on at that stage. Oh my gosh. So was he a decent guy? Like was he decent? He was a nice guy. I can send you photos after this as well. I won't put them on the public web. So you can judge a book by its cover. He's a really nice guy who's treated me well, bought me perfume and took me out so I got little key sugar daddy vibes. But mainly just so that it would hang out. Hang out. Yeah, no. And no, I've gone a lot younger. Okay, but not half not half my age because I'm like 30. I think I've been saying I'm 38, but I think I'm only 37 I need to really be six. I'm not that he's all this is not good. Yes, you are. I thought you're 37 in November I've been telling you run your 36. So you go I'm 38. Oh no Yeah, I think I'm actually 37 Anyway, yes, so not like half my age, but no, I was, I did ask a guy his age while I was on top and I aborted that situation quite quick. Well, he was 23. So like- And he doesn't look 23, like he looks like 20s. It was tricky. I thought he was 28. But yeah, I'm like having a good time. I was like, how old are you? Who asks that? Honestly, what was I thinking? I don't even know what I was thinking. I was like, how old are you? 23. I was like, I flew off that chair so fast. Oh, I've seen some crazy stuff during sex and sometimes I'm like, Kat, you really need to learn how to zip it and shut the heck up. I literally was sleeping with the guy that rhymes with glee and... Um... Oh god, I fully said to him, oh your dicks are a bit wonky isn't it? I've never seen it go down so quick, I'm so sorry. Maybe that's part of the reason you called my cousin Holly, he's probably trying to get something. Sounds like it wasn't the most healthy relationship to start with. But, wait wait. Oh lucky we were friends with Benny's, yeah. Was it like, to the side wonky? Or like banana wonky? I called him Captain Hook. Oh banana wonky's. Jo's into a wonky. I'm sorry, I'm not a dick. not just shaming at all, like if I had a dick it would probably be like an orange or something. I was just gonna say I have seen wonky to the side from jacking off. What? No I think that's just the shame. Oh like that? Like no like wonky sausage because I've jacked off so much like to that point. No no that sounds like fake science. He admitted it. That sounds like very fake news. I feel it's just a whole different shapes and sizes thing. You know them Viv. I'm gonna like. tell you yeah true oh yeah it was just like I've slept with someone like that before it's all good you know it was kind of like what's that show where you see like on the angle embarrassing body it's like a dating show and you see it goes from the bottom up oh yeah we yeah that's one that's why I mean attraction thing at a friend's house and just like all kind of like you watch It's really weird. You just make an attraction to the fritz hat. That's really fucking weird. Sounds like you got naked together. We'd all been watching Naked Attraction and they're like, what does yours look like? What does mine look like? So now we know, like, anyway. Was it mixed gender or one, like, was it just the girls? Three girls and a guy, and the guy was funky. Yeah, so you're asking me how threesome sex is, that's how they happen. That's an orgy, that's a bloody orgy. That's like, sick. That's exactly how that happens. Yeah, holy crap. It's not rocket science. No. You guys are so good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, one more question. I love it. Time to wrap it up I think. For the record, I don't believe that last fact at all. I feel like it's just a lucky day. I'm going to ask it. Is your dick wonky? No, well he said it was. I'm going to ask if he was lying. He's lying too because he doesn't want to think that he was born with a wonky... I think I would be more proud of Bourne with a wonky cocker than jacking off so much that you've made a wonky cocker. It's just like different people's boobs, Shax. Yes, that's true. That's true. Mine look like they're halfway through puberty, you know? Mine haven't even helped puberty. It, well, you know, and I'm just like, yeah. It wasn't hard, so. I love all this intel. I wouldn't even know. Happy days. Well thanks for so much for coming on the podcast, Katmau. Thanks for having me. It's been a bloody pleasure. Next time, look, we'll get you back on and we'll give you a little bit more warning about the old topic rather than three minutes before. That's fun. We'll give you a little bit of time to prepare. But otherwise, hopefully that was a good insight. I feel like we've been really exposed this episode. I love it. You know, happy days. I hope the people are plying along as well. Oh my god. Hope they are. I love all this intel. Right, happy days. Well, thanks for so much for coming on the podcast, Katmah. Oh, thanks for having me. It's been a bloody pleasure. Next time, look, we'll get you back on and we'll give you a little bit more warning about the old topic rather than three minutes beforehand. We'll give you a little bit of time to prepare. But otherwise, hopefully that was a good insight. I feel like we've been really exposed this episode, but you know, happy days. I hope people are playing along as well. Oh my God, yeah, oh my gosh. No, that was awesome. Let's do it again. You guys should come on my podcast. Oh great! That'd be so cool. Oh my god. Alrighty. Well, nice to meet you both. Yeah, you too. I look cheesy. Great. I love it. All right. Thanks for listening. Thanks. See you later. Thanks so much for listening to another episode of the Girls Get Off podcast. You can find us on Instagram at Girls Get Off. You can join our Facebook group, Girls Get Off Uncensored. I think we've got more than 20,000 members in there at the moment. 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