Valentines Day Special!

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Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Girls Get Off Podcast. I don't know why I always say that funny, but here we are. How are you, Viv? I'm great. I've had a very fit spo weekend this weekend and I will be going and sleeping very well tonight. Oh my gosh, go you, go you. So usually we record on a Friday. However, we had a little dilemma with our Valentine's Day themed podcast is that we don't have any great. Valentine's stories together. So here we are on Sunday after we've asked the community to help. We sat down and I said, God, it'd be good if we had some good Valentine's day stories. And I'm like, I don't really have any stories. I have no Valentine's day stories. Like none. Yeah, I know. And I was even trying to think of like Valentine's day ads and stuff before. And I'm like, love is in the air. I'm like, what fucking air is. the love in like I have never been in that air in my life. It is like where do I need to go to breathe in that air? Please. I would like a big dose of that air. So I think the only time that someone has done something for me for Valentine's Day was my high school boyfriend and I don't even know if that was Valentine's Day or like how one year anniversary, do you know what I mean? Or like was it my birthday? He like wrote me a poem and it made me feel so uncomfortable but it was really cute. Oh my gosh, that's actually so cute. It was very cute. Aww. The vulnerability really got me though, you know? Like, ehh. You know? She's a lot, I feel like there's two types of people in this world. One that like loves that shit and the other that is just like repulsed by, you know, like it's, it's an actual red flag turnoff, like run. Yeah. I certainly wasn't a red flag, but I think that's probably more of a sign that. I would be the red flag. What have your past Valentine's days been like? Well, honestly, like I have a bad memory as it is. Like I don't remember too much about my life at all really. Like has anyone bought you flowers before or like? Well, this is, I don't remember ever getting anything for Valentine's day. My only kind of attempt at romantic type of. thing somebody did for me was I remember going with my first boyfriend on a date at 9.50 at night to KFC to get like the 20 pieces of chicken for $5 or whatever they, you know, do at the end of the night. And like, real romantic stuff. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So no, just haven't, you know, and I think I didn't even realize that until we sat down to do the podcast on Friday. the most least qualified people to be doing this Valentine's Day podcast. But I feel like that's great insight, you know? It's like the flip side. Hey, like there are a lot, a lot of single people, you know, about to go through Valentine's Day and no biggie. And we're here to champion for those gals. Hey, let's circle back because I have been dying to know, have you seen the hot guy again? Oh no, no. Okay. Maybe I need to take everyone on a run this week. Yeah, we won't do that. Me and running. That would literally be stories of me dying. I think that'd be great stories. I reckon that'd be fair. All right. I'll go for a walk. Scope them out. It will be full stalker mode on Girls Get Up stories this week. Wow. This is... Oh. Yeah. Oh my God. And an update. Oh, I... Remember last Friday we recorded this podcast and I had a date that evening? Or did I? It was a while ago. Anyway, he cancelled, so we'll have to reschedule that one then. Oh, are you going to reschedule with him? Well, he can reschedule. I feel like I organized the last one. I'm not too bothered. But I was just at the swimming event and I was like, oh my God, there's hot guys everywhere. And I think if it's going to be a priority of mine, I'm just going to have to ask them out. Like when you're at an event like this and there's hot guys everywhere, I'm like, you're going to have to just... seize the opportunity if you really want to start dating. This is true. But I, I couldn't hand on heart say that it was the biggest priority for me. So I'm not overly motivated. I was supposed to go on a little date, you stay afternoon and I got back from my run. I knew I had a huge day today and I was like, I'm not doing it. I was like, I am not doing it. Wow. I'm lying on the couch and watching a movie. It's not like you to cancel. It's not. I know. But I was a bit ambitious even just. suggesting it in the first place. But, okay. Well, maybe now is not the right time to be going up to hot guys. If this is, no, that's what I mean. It's not a priority. Yeah. Go you for even wanting to, or like having the confidence to do it. I feel like that I liked your other friend's strategy. Remember the business odd, like the card or something like drop the cards. She gave her number to a guy the other day and she wrote it on a napkin and he was on the phone. So she said it was perfect. So she. walked up and gave it to him and he messaged her and said, I've actually got the text message here, standby caller. This is great. It's not worth me hunting it out. But anyway, he said any girl who gives her number to a guy deserves to be messaged back. But unfortunately, I'm like, my love life is very complicated at the moment and I don't really want to drag anyone else into it, but you're lovely and have a great day. So nice. That is, oh my gosh, how good is that? I know, I know. And we were just laughing. What a guy. The way that he wrote, my love life is very complicated and I don't want to drag anyone else into it. We were like, God, what's happening? But also like that has green flag written all over it. And I don't say that like very often. I don't think she's even not being messaged back by someone she's given her number to. Like the guys are always very stoked because it catches them off guard. Shit. Yeah, you're going to need to do this. I know it's just such a point of difference, you know? Yeah. Love that. Yeah. All right. If I am walking up this street, you are doing that to somebody. Okay. I can do that. I'll ask someone out by the end of March. I've got a very busy month. Priorities are really, really good. You just gave yourself two months. That's so funny. Yeah. Well, I'm not free till Easter weekend in terms of weekends right at the moment. That's not till April. Yeah, I've got a lot on. Wow. But to be fair, that is just really another excuse, isn't it? But you know, cause there's guys everywhere. Like at Sumite, I'll say to my friend, Auntie, dude, yeah, that's the other thing. I should probably stop hanging out with these boys too, if I want to go and walk up to them, just cock blocking myself. But anyway, moving on. Okay. So I also. have a friend of mine, she runs the Instagram account Cheek Media, which is always very informative. It's like news for millennials, I guess. But her personal account, Hannah Ferguson, she is a funny, funny girl. And she recently was talking on her stories about how she wanted to organize like a group date. So she was living alone and she's just moved in with like three of her girlfriends and they're living in this new flat. And she said, we want to do, like everyone bring a random from like a dating app. And then that's like their first date is like all the ones. Yeah. And so she was talking about like, should it be the first date? Should everyone go on a first, like a date first? She's like, I'm project manager. I've got to like manage this. And so everyone had a lot, a date lined up and then her date pulled out. So like two days beforehand, she's like, Oh my God, now I'm project manager and I don't have a date. And so then I think she found a date from her actual Instagram profile, like someone that already followed her. And we got snippets of it on her stories, but they had like the best time. She's like, she did this full debrief. She was like, they all came over, no one was too late. And then they ordered pizza, the guys made them cocktails. Like they all had to bring like a gift. So I think her date bought something. There was one thing and then he bought three different plants and so the girls could pick the plant based on their personality or something that most aligned. Like, it just sounds like such a great time. Anyway, I was just thinking before we go on this podcast, I'll have to try and get it on this podcast and she can give us the full rundown. Like, this is ideal dating. It kind of takes like all the awkwardness out of it. We are so doing that. Yeah, it's a great dating story. Yeah, it's a great dating strategy. Because you all just relaxed and get to be yourself and relax. And I also feel like it has to be a fun type of person to be like, yep, okay. I'll come on this like random first date with all these other randoms. And I quite like that there's three, you know, there's people that don't know each other and they had like dinner at their house and then they went out afterwards and then yeah, all the couples got along like amazingly. So yeah, I am a huge fan. Like, are they still dating or what's happening? I'm on your close friends, so I know what the latest is, but I think she should come on the podcast and share the course with us. So stay tuned. Now that I've said that on the podcast, I'd better follow through. Yeah. And then I feel like I need to come to Sydney so we can make this happen. Group date. Well, it's not happening at my house because I live in a cave. How could someone? I posted that story the other day of the light being on my fan and someone was like, oh my God, are there bars on the windows? And I was going to do like a... a room tour of, or like a house tour of how much. When I moved from New Zealand to Sydney, I was like, oh my God, that is a lot of rent. Even now, now where I live because the flooding market has gone so crazy, I'm playing a very reasonable price. When I was recording that how to clean your toys video, I was looking at the taps. I was like, this is so haggard. I'm on the ground floor in this dark cave and I'm like, but it's very expensive. That's why we're not having a group date here. because it's not a bar. Oh my gosh, yeah. And with bars on the windows, they think they're going to get murdered. Everyone has bars on the windows. Really? Yeah. Oh wow. Most people, I'm looking across the road, they don't have bars on their ranch slider, but this was built in the 70s or something, they've all got bars on the windows and the doors. Oh my gosh. I know, when I first moved in it kind of freaked me out that if there was a fire, I was like if there was a fire I can't jump out the window. Sort of stresses me out. I've just in my head made a plan. I just have to throw myself out the bathroom window and run through the flames and break both my legs, I guess. Wow. That's the fire exit plan. But anyway, what else has been... That's where my head goes. It took me a while to get used to it. Oh my gosh. What else has been going on at Girls Get Off? We've had some new staff members start. Yes, yes. And so great. Meredith, I haven't met one of them yet, but Meredith is amazing. Yeah, she is awesome. And other than that... The latest thing that we're going to take everyone on the journey of is getting our vibrators onto Virgin Voyages. And a lot of people haven't heard of Virgin Voyages before, but you might know of Richard Branson, you know, Virgin Airlines. Virgin Voyages is their like cruise ship brand and all the cruise ships are 18 plus. They have like drag shows. They have like sex therapy shows. They have a button that says it's the get it on button and it plays the... let's get it on and the curtains shut and the lights come on. And we're like, girls get off toys would be perfect on that boat. You can just imagine, you know, you get your little robe, your slippers, little vibe. I feel good about it. Yeah. We have to make it happen. We have to make it happen. So yeah, follow along for this journey. And yeah, if you have any contacts or anything like that, we do want to hear from you. We want the UK or the US product team. That's who we're going for at the moment. Yeah, or Richard Branson himself. Yeah. Why not? Yeah, exactly. Awesome. Well, let's get into the Valentine's Day special. I think first we'll go through some of the gift ideas that came through the other day on stories. They, they didn't all get shared because sometimes I post stories and then I forget about them and I don't share all the responses and then Jo, you'll take us through some of the stories that people sent in as well. Yeah. Sounds good. Given we don't have any ourselves. Hold on, hold on, hold on. What would you get a guy? What is your, oh, you've read all the gift ideas. This is unfair. I haven't read them. Oh, okay. Yeah. Before that, what would you get a guy? Well, at the moment, I kind of want to try like a six witch or now I want to try one of those six couches, but that might be a little bit much for Valentine's Day. It depends on how long we've been dating for. Three weeks, like fourth day. I'm like, look what I got for you. I feel like that's like a full on relationship gift. Yeah. Yep. Okay. So Valentine's, I'd start with the six wedge. If it hadn't been on as many dates for the six couch, I'd start with the six wedge. Nice. What would you go? And it's like, it's like the time I gave my mum a deep fry for Christmas. It's cause I want the gift. You know what I mean? Like it's a win-win. It's very much that. Yes. What would I go? I literally don't know. I don't know. I find it very awkward, I think, buying somebody a gift if you've only been dating a little while. So I'd probably go down the experience route, like, you know, just dinner for two or a little getaway or something like that. Yeah, if I could think of something, if I could think of something funny, I like that like some kind of mug, but I just, funny things don't just come to me, you know, they have to be, good things take time, you know? They don't normally appear in my brain at the time when it's needed. Exactly. And that's why I'm usually a person that buys gifts throughout the year. Like, if I see something I know somebody's going to like, I'll buy it then and there and just save it till like their birthday or Christmas or something. Are you going to buy this couch now in case you get up? No, sometimes I think of good gift ideas and I thought I should start writing them down. So I just searched in my notes section and I've just got one present idea down here and obviously, oh, 6.30 in the morning. So I don't know if I dreamt something, but I've written remote control helicopter. So feel free to take that one, take some inspiration there. I feel like. I wonder why we are single. I feel like it's a good gift. I feel like anyone can enjoy a remote control helicopter. Especially if it's in like a group setting, like if they're going to open in front of a group, because it's going to crash, you know, for sure. Or these days probably fly into the neighbor's house. So that's a funny gift. It is a funny gift. Actually on gifts, I think it's, I thought it was brave asking those three guys on the group date to. bring gifts. Well, I feel like that's quite good. I feel like, you know, they're coming over for a little dinner party. Everyone's contributing. You kind of learn about the person by what gift they've brought as well. Yeah, I was at dinner recently and with Brynn and Ryan from Kind of a Big Deal, that's their Instagram page. And they said that they had a dinner party once and every time they'd have someone over for dinner, they'd say, and you've got to bring a gift. And they said most of the time, no one did it. But one time, one of their mates bought a, went on marketplace and bought like a huge model sailboat and just bought it over. It was like, I got you this gift. And they were like, it was the most bizarre, but great gift they'd ever received. You could just imagine that in a flat. Oh my gosh, I love it. Love it. Okay, so hit us with some of the gift ideas for Valentine's Day for your partner. Okay. And this is, is this girl to guy partners or? Yeah, well, at the start, it did make me laugh because people mostly just, there were a lot of submissions just for Dee and I was like, pretty sure you're buying that for yourself. Not your partner. But, or like, Dee Dee, my partner got me Dee Dee. Yeah, so I thought that was pretty funny. I'm like, oh, well, I'm single, so I've already got mine. Dee Dee. So that was great. There was a practical one here. I've got my man a handgun massager. I assume they mean one of those like, we know what that is. Oh, yeah, yeah. This one made me laugh. I gave him a kid two years ago, five minutes before Valentine's, so maybe that's his forever gift, lol. There are a couple in there actually. Nothing, I just gave him a baby. Perfect. That one hadn't crossed my mind. That didn't make the gift inspo list. I had a t-shirt with my face all over it. We had undies with my face all over them as well. Probably head. If my mouth ain't yakin, he's happy. Oh, she's talking. A one year anniversary printed photo book a few days before Valentine's day. That's very cute. Yeah. See, I'm just not that type of person. I'm not a cute kind of... No, I'm more of a funny gift or practical gift person. I'm not a cute gift person. Yeah. I do a book of nerds. Probably not. No, see that's good. I'd sooner do that before I did a, this is us together book. Oh, hell yeah. Like a nerd calendar or something. Oh, that's a good idea. That's a good one. Right? Yeah, that's a good one. A nude calendar. A rego for his car and sex. Like it. Having my tonsils removed the day before, he'll have to wait till I'm healed. Lots of blowjobs in the DMs. Lots of, it is, hey. He's been getting head, a head job. I thought someone wrote hand job and I was like, nothing wrong with a humble H.J. but she meant head job, which I thought was a pretty good way to get past the Instagram's sentences. A high five. All right, that one, not quite a level. That relationship is going down. I don't have high hopes. Some more practical ones, we had an Xbox controller and some coffee pods from another one. Okay. Nothing, because I think I'm about to get dumped because of a bad messy drunk night last week. Upside down smiley face. Oh yeah, probably not. So maybe. Surely, hopefully your partner wants to look past a messy drunk night. Who knows? Depends. Oh, someone, your girl's at a loss, help, well, that's what we're doing. I'm this gift every year for the past 11 years. A couple where they've gone like the staycation. So we had staycation, book a hotel in the city for a night, dinner, dessert and second dessert. Someone else had hotel room for the night and a heart box with fake flowers and cologne in it. There's birthdays the day after Valentine's Day as well. Did you get somebody once? Oh yeah. Now I remember. Perfect. I gave somebody once a little ring box, a box that a ring comes in and it was just a bit of red ribbon, round up into a little thing, and then he had to tie it in a bow on me. Your face is just... I thought you meant like I was the present. Shame, you got nothing. No, I was the present. You got to wrap me up. Hot tip. One of my friends recently booked a hotel room and she bought off ASOS. She bought off ASOS a wearable ribbon. So it actually is like thick ribbon and it fully like goes on you and wraps up like across your boobs. So if you want to do that, she took a picture of herself in the hotel room and messaged the guy and said room blah at this hotel. She was like, he came over so quickly. That's the winner. That is the winner. There we go. That's my type of gift. No bullshit, just fun. The one that we posted on stories, which made me laugh so much, was the girl who's going to get... Her partner at treadmill so they can reenact treadmill porn. Did you, when I saw that I was in the middle of something and I didn't think about it again. Did you look up treadmill porn after that? No, I can just imagine what it's like. I'm like, my search is going to say. I've seen some porn that's popped up in like an exercise class or like on exercise bikes, so I assume it's like kind of the same, but is it a whole category? Well, I don't know. I forgot to look it up, but I was meaning to look it up. So I need to do it after this. Yeah. I've definitely never seen it. Actually, that's a very good point. I have not looked up treadmill porn. It could be something totally. The only videos I've seen of treadmill are when people have fallen off, you know, and it's like those funniest videos and stuff. And so I can't get my head around that and sex and. Cause surely you must, I don't know, maybe you're like standing there walking and then they come up behind you and then like. You're not going to keep walking. Like you're going to have to stand on the edges and then just have sex. Like I assume that's just what happens. But I feel like that's too boring. So it's a lot of effort for a treadmill. If you're just going to stand on the edges. I feel like there's got to be more to it. Maybe you just need to go for a walk outside. Walk around in the backyard. If somebody walked up behind me on a treadmill, I'd just turn it up. So they flew off. Maybe we've got this all wrong. Maybe there's something to do with like the incline or something and you can lie down on the mat. I don't know. Surely not. Yeah. And there's no reverse on treadmill. So you couldn't sit there and go like forward, reverse, forward, reverse, forward, reverse. I don't know. I don't know. It sounds hectic. Although like, you know, the arms on a treadmill, if you had your legs on either side of the arms, this could work. Again, it seems like- You'd need somebody quite tall, but yeah. Okay. We've talked more, we have talked previously about doing more preparation for this podcast and that is probably something I could have researched in advance. I'll report back next week on what the treadmill porn is. Treadmill porn. Yeah, I'll give a recap. Few other, a few anal- Stories for Valentine's Day. Apparently that's a, quite a Valentine's Day thing. Permission to enter through the back door. Ending with anal. Yeah. Cause I feel like for so many people, like the guy in the relationship is really keen for anal, but you know, some people aren't so keen at me. No, but in that case, like then there's a like gift I would give somebody is like. Peaches, for instance, you know what I mean? Like, so if they've really wanted to try anal play, I would be like, okay, I'm willing to give like baby steps ago. You know, there we go. So there's a present for him if he's been into that. Yeah, totally. One person says that she's buying her partner Lego and a new wallet. Quite like that. Quite practical. How old's her partner? I don't know. Some guys are into Lego though, you know, still like making stuff. Yeah, I guess so. I don't really know anyone. and Dolly Ghost All maybe? I don't know. I think that this was the second submission that came through and as soon as I came through it made me laugh. He's getting a blowjob and a hot fudge cake from Denny's. I was like, that's amazing. And the amount of DM replies that we had to this being like, Oh my God, my husband would be stoked with that. Maybe he gets to eat the cake at the same time too, I don't know. Oh my gosh, that was like really thought out and how fast it came through as well. Like she had it planned. Oh yeah, that's a real story. So, so good. So Denny's is going to be busy after. And I tagged Denny's and it had like 60 link clicks or something. So weirdly they didn't repost us. Yeah. And then some things I really liked. Oh no, look, no partner. I'm buying myself Lego roses. So there you go. People are into Lego. Okay. And then a couple of ones with, yeah, getting him some flowers or crocheting my man some flowers. Yeah. So few ideas there. Weirdly, no one else suggested remote control helicopter, but you're welcome. Anyway, I'm going to get you a remote control helicopter for your birthday babe. I actually previously bought one for myself. Oh my gosh. Flew it into all the walls of my parents' house till it died. Wow. That is so funny. All right. Hit us with some Valentine's Day stories. What have the people been saying? Okay. Well, honestly, I feel like I was hoping for some disasters in there, you know, like just to make myself feel better. It would have like made me be like, Oh, not missing out on anything, you know? Like, I went through looking for those ones, but not too many. Okay. Partner at the time gave me a 12 K ring for Valentine's red flag, red flag, red flag. No longer together. Is it what? Oh wow. She actually said the red flag. Yeah. Okay, okay. Yeah. Is that he was a red flag or the 12k ring was a red flag? Well, I don't really think, but I think the person. Surely. Yeah, surely the person because it said partner at the time. They'd been together like you get a 12k ring. Yeah. I could give you a ring and that's not a red flag. Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, cool. No longer together. I hope you kept the ring. Oh my gosh, ruthless. Guy asked me to be his girlfriend on V-Day. I said, no. Okay. If you're going to put a submission in like that, you need to DM it and we need the background. Okay. You don't have to just squeeze it into the question box. You can message us the full story. Otherwise I have no idea what's going on. We need to create that culture for the community. We want, if it's a long story, if it's got more to it, it's got to be a DM. Yeah, we'll start writing it. You know how Sean Galanos writes like, you only allow this, he writes rules to his question boxes. I had to bring up him on our Valentine's Day podcast. Come on. If you don't follow Sean Galanos already, you need to A, because he's amazing and B, because Joe's in love with him from afar and he does his question boxes and he's so good and is going off in a tangent, but it's worth it. He does these bits of advice and he's like, he does love advice, you know, and he's so black and white and we love and he's got such good advice, like he's the best. And I can't wait to like make a clip out of just you doing that. Then your eyes were closed, like thinking about it. But he's the best. And right. And so one of the things he always does, cause you can tell that he just gets inundated with submissions as he goes one box per person. And I actually reacted to one of his stories today because it made me laugh so much because he's so deadpan and dry. Someone put in a submission, I love you. What should I do? And he's like, I think probably realize that you don't love me. You love the idea of me, or you'd love to meet someone like me. And then just goes on about it. And look, he's got his hands behind his head and he's on the couch and he's so casual about it. Yeah. So you need to follow Sean. He's called the Love Drive on Instagram. So good. That was not me writing in by the way. That's what that made me laugh. I was like, you and thousands of other women. Yeah. This is the thing. He's just got that appeal. Okay. Anyway, doing the deed doggy style and he went a bit hard and I smacked my nose onto the nightstand and broke it on Valentine's. Oh my gosh. Oh wow. Yeah, okay, well BJs are definitely the safer option. Holy jannity! That's it. That is like a jackhammer from behind. I wonder if the emergency department has like an uptick in couples injuries on February the 14th. Wouldn't that be good to find out? Yeah. We need stats. We need some stats. Yeah. I've never had a Valentine's. Haha. So all I can do is. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Like usually we get good submissions. I feel like when we ask a question and this, these ones are quite, quite sad. So I feel better. Hey, I feel better about our lack of Valentine's stories. Got dumped on Valentine's day. Very memorable. What a Valentine's Day podcast! This is going well. I hope everyone's really excited. I hope you're prepped and ready. Oh my gosh, that's so funny. I feel like the universe, you know, we're just like attracting the non-Valentine Valentine's. Yeah, we've got some work to do, tell you why. I know, right? Oh my gosh. Is that all the submissions? Yeah, there's nothing more. Exciting than that. Sorry. Yeah, no, I think the gold gem out of today though, is that Bo from ASOS. Yeah, really good. Oh, I thought someone messaged in. Oh, you did. You sent me a message, didn't you? Yeah, that was one of my favorite DMs last week. Okay. Oh my gosh. My new boyfriend got me DD for Valentine's Day. Green flag already. Green flag. It arrived and he couldn't wait, lol. Was like a little kid at Christmas. I got into bed and he goes, look under your pillow. Grinning. Like I'd never seen him grin. He had pre-charged it. Another green flag and was ready. Like I've looked at the settings and know which one you'd like. Told me it was all about me tonight. And oh my God, he was more exciting than me. What a ride. Marry him. Yeah. Like. My favorite part about this is the part where he says, I've looked at all the settings and I know which one you like. I think that is the most male thing I have come across and I love it. That is so great. Okay, just when you repeated that, it gave me Red Flag vibes. What do you mean? Just that part. I've looked at the settings and I know which one you'd like. That reminds me of a creepy eggs. It's showing he cares. It made me laugh because whenever any of my guy friends give suggestions or like if they have like ideas of what we should do next for Girls Get Off, it always makes me laugh because they're always very like mechanical and like function based. For example, hey, I've got an idea for Girls Get Off. I'm like, oh, tell me more. They're like, have you thought about a solar powered vibrator? And I'm like, no, I haven't thought about a solar powered vibrator. I'm like, who would use a solar powered vibrator? They're like. You know, people who go on hikes leave it and I'm like, well, I'll just have my vibrator clipped on with a, what are they called? A carabiner onto the side of my hiking pack and like charging it up in the sun. Like I was dying. I'm like, that's classic. Another friend was like, have you thought about doing like an AI vibrator that like, it can then like give you stats and stuff on all your orgasms and blah, blah? And I was like, That is so, yeah. I was like, A, I think someone's already done that. And I was like, and B, that just, I'm like, yeah, it would be good to do a Spotify wrapped August inversion. But I'm like, secondly, again, it just makes me laugh because that's where their brains go in terms of like, we're like, let's make something cute, wouldn't look out of place on your bedside table. We want to like look really nice and like feel good. And they're like, have you thought about the stats? Have you thought about solar power? And this guy's like, I've looked at the settings and I just love it. Okay. So that's, that was why that was my favorite part because I'm like, it just, it keeps happening. That's so great. Okay. Yeah. No, that's so funny. But yay him. I love how, I love how she didn't even know he had brought it. Like he's done it as a surprise. He's stoked. Like big tics, big tics for him. We get lots of green flag guys in our DMs. I had one the other day that I screenshot it and he was just like, my girlfriend's Missy Minnie has like, they had some issue with it and I put them in touch with customer service, but I was just like, oh, the fact that he's DMing us, you know, just on her behalf being like, I need to sort out this problem for her. I'm like, that's so nice. Isn't that nice? We love that. I know. I put it, I saw a review come through the other day from a guy as well. And I think. I ended up putting it on our stories and it was like, I'm just loving how guys aren't threatened by sex toys as much anymore. Like they get it. This guy was like, it's like, I thought I was going to get replaced, but it just makes her horny out. Like he's just stoked with it. You know? Yay. So great. Amazing. Well, hey, look, I hope you enjoyed our Valentine's Day episode and look, there's still... 10 days till Valentine's day and you never know, we could be coming at you with some other inspiration for next week before Valentine's day. You never know. Things could change, things could change. How many years and can you imagine if things changed? 10 days. Anyway, okay, let's wrap it up there. Yeah, let's wrap it up. Thanks for listening. Have a great week. Jesus Christ, right. Bye! Thanks for listening to another episode of the Girls Get Off Podcast. If you want to hear more from us you can check us out on Instagram at Girls Get Off, our Facebook group Girls Get Off Uncensored or for any of our products GirlsGetOff.com and our personal Instagrams are linked in the show notes. We've actually got some very exciting news before you go. We have a new toy coming out. So this one is set to release within the next couple of weeks. So keep an eye on our Instagram for more information. And remember that Valentine's Day is coming up in about a month's time. So make sure you send your wishlist to your partner for Valentine's Day or treat yourself to something new.