40 Thoughts About The 'Ankles As Earrings' Position

In most cases, it’s another day, another slay but today, it’s another day and yet another 40 thoughts about a random sex position. 

Specifically, the ‘ankles as earrings’ position also known as the over-the-shoulder position, spicy missionary, the scissors position, the list goes on. 

For those who are completely lost about what I’m talking about, prepare to open your minds and spread your legs. 

This position is probably one you’ve tried before and either hated so much you vowed never to do it again or loved it to the point where you can’t imagine banging the bedroom bongos without it. 

So, what is it exactly? 

Dubbed the “ankles as earrings” position on TikTok, this position is when you lie on your back with your legs in the air and spread apart. 

Your partner then slips in between your legs until you guessed it, your ankles are placed smack bam on either side of their face like earrings. 

For those who have the glorious Girls Guide to Getting Off, you’ll find a variation of this position on page 114. If you don't have the book, you'll find it online easy enough. 

The position caught the attention of TikTok because of its ability to make chicks you know what in a minimal amount of time. 

And of course, once I heard that, it was full steam ahead. There was no way I couldn’t not try that out. 

So here are 40 thoughts about the ankles as earrings position: 

1. And the clothes are coming off. Let the bedroom tango commence 
2. Okay we are starting with the usual missionary, that’s fine, I’m not complaining
3. Wait, are you lifting my leg to go over your shoulder?
4. You are, aren't you? Where did you learn this bro? 
5. Oh, and the other leg is going up as well
6. I don’t know if my body is meant to bend like this 
7. I’m getting flashbacks to that time my friend dragged me along to Saturday morning yoga 
8. Far out it low key feels like I’m about to let one rip. It could be a fart, it could be a queef, it’s body noise roulette
9. Probably shouldn’t have had that plate of cheese and crackers before I came here though
10. Dam you dairy
11. Hang on a second, this position actually feels kind of good 
12. Yeah, nah that’s really hitting the spot 
13. Oh my god, what was that moan that just came out of my mouth? That was so unexpected 
14. Okay, relax, sure it feels like my hamstrings are about to snap but the o-sensations are drowning out the urgency to put my legs down 
15. Why does it feel so wet down there? It’s either lube or - 
16. WAIT. Period! When was the last time I had my period? 
17. Okay chill, it was two weeks ago
18. I wonder how my body looks from this angle, might take a peep
19. Quite a good view actually and not just of me 
20. Has he been going to the gym recently? 
21. Speaking of the gym, I wonder if this counts as exercise
22. I mean I’m not really doing anything but I think I just felt my Apple Watch vibrate so it’s either a text from someone or the exercise monitor has been triggered
23. That’s the first time it’s been triggered in a while. I should go back to the gym
24. Is that feeling what I think it is? 
25. Am I about to squi-
26. Yup, I can feel it. It’s about to happen 
27. DID YOU JUST CHANGE YOUR RHYTHM 
28. Boy, you can get in the bin when you’re done here
29. I was SO close, like SO close. Do you know how devastating this feels right now? 
30. I may genuinely cry and not just cute cry but cry like when I watched the All Too Well (Taylor’s version) music video 
31. Side note: Dylan O’Brien looked really good in that video 
32. I wonder how boo thang would feel about him being my celebrity hall pass?
33. I wonder who his celebrity hall pass would be?
34. What is that noise? Is that his dog outside the door? 
35. Should we put some music on? I don’t think I’ve ever done sack athletics with some background tunes 
36. Could be a fun new experience 
37. Ooh la la. He’s found the rhythm again, he’s out of the bad books 
38. Yup that is good, that’s reaaaaally good
39. Did my eyes just roll into the back of my head? Am I seeing stars? Why is my arm numb? 
40. No one touch me. I need five minutes to recover because that just put the big in big-o

THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN BY…..
Hiiii queens!! I’m Lillie Rohan, a Lifestyle and Entertainment journalist. I currently write for established publications such as NZ Herald, Metro.co.uk, The Mirror & of course, Girls Get Off. Along with all things pop culture, I love bringing you helpful info on all things relationship, sex and self pleasure, it’s a vibe! x