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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description
Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
67 Reviews

Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

Your hot and steamy sessions just got freakier.

Double Sided Fleece
Stay warm in winter with cozy soft fleece.
Holds Over 1Ltr of Liquid
Keep bedding dry and make washing and clean up easy!
Cold Wash Only
Keep the sheets freaky longer.
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Freak Sheet – NO tumble dry - See Description

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$109.00 $32.70
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Description


NOT INCLUDED IN BLACK FRIDAY DISCOUNTS
Final clearance. Same waterproof protection—just needs a little extra care.

These ultra-soft, double-sided fleece waterproof blankets are perfect for steamy sessions, sick kids, bedwetting, or messy pets.

Care note: Due to a bonding fault in the waterproof layer, these must be cold machine washed and hung to dry. Do not tumble dry—heat may cause the layers to separate.

Use as a sex blanket, dog blanket, or kids’ bed protector. Stock is limited and this is final clearance—strictly no returns or refunds.

Sizes:
Small – 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55")
Large – 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55")

How to Use

ONCE YOU'VE UNPACKED HER (yass!)
Lay Freak Sheet on the bed, the couch, your car backseat, or somewhere we haven’t thought of yet, and get your freak on.

CLEAN UP:
Once you’re done getting busy, simply pick her up with the TLC she deserves and set her up on a date with Miss Washing Machine at the Cold Hand Wash cafe, followed by a debrief with the Clothesline girls.  

Specifications

Freak Sheet comes in two sizes to ensure she covers all your needs.

Small: Perfect for travelling, couches, cars and spicy picnic adventures, the small version of Freak Sheet is 100cm x 140cm (39" x 55").

Large: At 200cm x 140cm (79" x 55"), the large version of Freak Sheet doubles as a throw on your bed and the ultimate mess-free blanket.

FAQ
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Freak Sheet is the Princess Charming your bedspread has been searching for. 

Lightweight, double-sided, subtle enough to sneak past your house guests as a bed throw, and made with breathable bamboo material, Freak Sheet is washing machine safe, so you can enjoy her again and again. 

Straight off your bed to a lush hotel (or your mother-in-law’s spare room).

Freak Sheet is available in two sizes, so you never have to sleep on the wet spot again. Whether you’re a punani tsunami dabbler, a lube lover, enjoy a massage with all the oil, or spit not swallow type of gal, Freak Sheet has your back so you can have the spiciest time laying on yours - without the damp consequences. 

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Cleaning & Maintenance

Treat your bedroom besties as well as they treat you

After each steamy session, give your sex toys a gentle cleanse with warm water and a toy cleaner, such as After Banger. Rinse them thoroughly and let them air dry completely—because just like you, they deserve some fresh air and pampering too.

Storage Tips

Treat your toys like the treasures they are.

Store your sex toys in the silky bags they come with to keep them safe and clean. Silicone products shouldn't touch each other, as this can make them sticky, so always use their individual bags. For those with a growing collection, check out our toy bag, perfect for keeping all your treasures in one place.

Inspection and Safety

Regularly check your beloved sex toys for signs of wear or damage.

If you spot any cracks, tears, or changes in texture, it’s time to bid them farewell and find a new playmate. Always pair your silicone vibrators with water-based lubricants like Juicee to keep them in top-notch condition, ensuring they stay soft and smooth for your next escapade.

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FAQ

Find Answers to Your Questions

How often should i clean Freak Sheet

It's completely up to you, queen! Depending on how much fun you had during your spicy session, we would suggest washing every 1-2 times you use her.

How do I clean Freak Sheet?

Freak Sheet is super easy to clean. Simply pop her in your washing machine on a cold wash and allow her to dry somewhere out of direct sunlight.

What is Freak Sheet used for?

From squirting, messy oral, period sex, massage, downright dirty doggy and all the licking chocolate off abs in between, a sex blanket may appear soft like your fave bed throw, but thanks to its waterproof design, it protects your bed/floor/car/couch from the messier parts of sex

Can I use Freak Sheet for period sex?

Yes! As well as making things less messy - and easy to clean up, Freak Sheet makes period sex extra comfortable with her cosy fabric, which we can all agree is a small detail but a major win during that time of the month.

What is Freak Sheet made of?

Freak Sheet is made of a winning combination of Bamboo fibres on one side and Polyester and TPU on the other.

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4.8
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
Based on 67 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 56 Total 4 star reviews: 11 Total 3 star reviews: 0 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 0
100%would recommend this product
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67 reviews
  • H
    Hannah
    Flag of New Zealand
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 days ago
    Amazing Product!!

    After suffering for so long with having to wash the sheets after a messy session, this is a life saver!

    Great product, easy to wash and dries super quick! Would highly recommend!

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • SH
    Skye H.
    Flag of Australia
    I recommend this product
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Freak Sheet Review

    The freak sheet is a helpful blanket to have on hand but it didn’t live up to the hype I had seen about the product! My boyfriend tends to get very sweaty during so this seemed like it would be the perfect tool! We used a normal fleece blanket prior to this especially in the summer to try and protect anything underneath the blanket from needing washed all the time and I thought the freak sheet would be a great alternative to that! The blanket feels very nice and of good quality and it feels much better to do things on! The sheet is more absorbent than a normal blanket but it is still damp to the touch afterwards just not as much as a normal one. It does absorb fluid but I thought that it would absorb it quicker. It also does seem to dry quicker and protect things underneath much better than a normal blanket but I really did think the blanket wouldn’t feel as damp or like a wet blanket for as long. Overall a good product but I’m not sure if it’s a must have product.

    QualityRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 3.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • JD
    James D.
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    3 weeks ago
    Freak blanket

    Great

  • T
    Tomi
    Flag of Finland
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 25-34
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    Highly Recommended!

    I recently got the Freak Sheet and I am actually really happy with it. It was wrapped super nicely and looked comfortable from the beginning. The waterproof part works perfectly. Even during very wet moments my bed has stayed completely dry which feels amazing because I used to worry about stains all the time. The sheet itself is so soft and comfortable and it does not look or feel like anything more than a blanket, it also seems to stay that way even after washing. I like that with Freak Sheet I can focus on enjoying myself without any stress about cleaning afterwards! :)

    QualityRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 5.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
  • T
    Tones
    Flag of New Zealand
    Verified Reviewer
    I recommend this product
    How old are you? 35-44
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    1 month ago
    The Unsung Hero of Sweaty Shenanigans

    After recently trying the GGO Libido pills; let me just say: they have well and truly moistened the oyster of this peri-meno mum. Add in plenty of lube, some gloriously sweaty times, and the inevitable male gusher, and suddenly the Freak Sheet has become the absolute MVP of my bedroom.

    No more awkward post-coital shuffle to hunt down the “romance rag” before things drip where they shouldn’t. This beauty catches everything. Soft, cozy, and deceptively innocent-looking, yet secretly built for aquatic-level activities.

    No more wet patch. No more ruining fresh sheets.

    QualityRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    PleasureRated 3.0 on a scale of 1 to 5
    Discreet PackagingRated 4.0 on a scale of 1 to 5

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