What you NEED Squirting & More, Freak Sheets & Elle Explained with Shaun Galanos

Jo (00:00.181)

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Jo (00:31.374)

Hello everyone, welcome back to the Girls Get Off podcast. We have a very, very special guest on today. He's the man, the myth, the legend behind the Love Drive, Sean Galanos. We're talking all about the new products that we've done in collaboration with each other. But before we do, I guess for those who haven't listened to the previous episode we did together or followed you on Instagram at the Love Drive, Sean, tell us all about what you do and why people love to follow you. I am a 42 year old love coach.

And I've been creating content around love, dating, and relationships for the last 10 years. I have a background in communication, rape crisis counseling, a little bit in sexual ed, and then coaching. And I just talk about sex, love, and dating in a way that I think is very approachable and playful and useful and direct. And I think that's what-

drew us to you so much. Like it's just also a little bit of sass, you know, when you're doing a Q and A's on your stories. And there have been times I've seen you answer questions and it just makes me burst out loud laughing because you're so deadpan. You're so saying the answer that's like, what did someone say the other day? What do I do if I don't like my boyfriend coming in my, in my mouth or something? And you're like, I don't know, other than saying, stop coming in my mouth. What do you want me to say? And it just, it just killed me. Yeah, keep gagging.

Like, no one else gives advice like this and it's just so needed. Well, it's, it's the sassy advice that maybe your older brother should have given you. But didn't. Be mortified if an older brother started giving that advice. Yeah, but it's what you need, you know, it's actually what you need. 100%. You need somebody.

And you've done it. And that's me. And then we've collaborated on some sex stuff, which is super, super exciting. Yeah, it's been such a long time in the pipeline, but it's been such an exciting journey. And I guess let's start with the first product. Let's start with the freak sheet. and I mean, let's talk about the problem first. So a lot of people might be looking at this sex blanket waterproof and going, but why would I need this? So tell us about the time that you dated a squirt of Sean. I mean,

Jo (02:47.841)

Without, okay, you don't even have to have dated a squirter to need a freak sheet, right? To need some sort of protection for your bedding. Like I can't count how many sets of fine linen sheets I have ruined having sex with female bodies that like it gets wet, there's, know, either it's lube, massage oil, period. Like just sex is messy sometimes. Yeah, plenty of juices flowing.

Hopefully, hopefully. And that's not even to mention if you're dating a squirter, like that's a whole different equation. Like it requires towels. Like it requires forethought. You can't just spontaneously have sex on your couch unless you want to just like constantly be running like the dryer or the washer. And also towels don't soak up. Like they're not waterproof. Like the towel just goes through.

You need multiple towels. You need a tower of towels. They're scratchy. It's not sexy. And it is going to soak through your mattress. And a mattress, can't put a mattress in a washer dryer. No. And let's talk about the messy stuff as well, because we can talk about like period six or, you know, like I had a period in my life where I just, you know, my cervix was so unhappy. I just bled all the time during sex. Like sex can just be a messy thing.

Yeah, and so it's really nice to be able to just like say, hey, I'm not gonna worry. We're not gonna worry about these white linen sheets. We're just gonna throw a free sheet down. It's waterproof, it's soft, it's sexy. And then when you're done, it's like when you have fish and chips at the end, you know, with the newspaper, you just throw it, you ball it up and you toss it. That's you do with the free sheet. That's exactly what it is. You it up and you throw it in the wash. It's a wrap.

Yeah. Cause like as I was doing the filming for the product photos and stuff like that, and I got a one liter jug and there's no chance of it going through there. So we're going to have to actually do an experiment of just how much liquid we can get in that thing. Cause you can, yeah, there's no way anybody's going to soak through. If, if it indeed is waterproof and there's some sort of like, there's like a plastic layer in there, right? Well,

Jo (05:12.657)

There's a waterproof layer in there, but it doesn't like it's not this plastic feeling. It's not crinkly. can't tell. No, it's just this waterproof, miraculous. Well, you've you've all been to camp, right, where they have like the rubber casing over the mattress. That is not this. Yeah. This is soft and furry and it doesn't crinkle. You can't tell that it's waterproof.

I think any parent will know this as well, like with their kids bed sheets, like bedwetting sheets and stuff from when they're little, like every parent would have gone through this kind of thing. They are not like that. Maybe if you're really prone to like wetting your pants when you go out, you could just come home drunk and pop your freak sheet down and then sleep with peace of mind. Oh, instead of putting diapers on. Yeah. Does somebody put diapers on after drinking? Am I missing something?

I don't know. No, I remember at uni like having a couple of friends and it would just be like, oh blah blah blah, his wet his pants again or something or like, you know, being in the wrong place. And sometimes it just happens to people. That's their thing when they do too much drinking. So the uses are endless. Okay, hold on. A new use is actually like key play, golden shower stuff. Yes, water sports. Water sports. We don't even need to be in the shower next time.

So massage, because I mean, if you do massage on your bed, which is where most people are doing it and you're using oil, you need like dedicated massage sheets and they're kind of dingy. They're like the flannel sheets you've had for 20 years that you just can't bring yourself to throw away. They're all oil stained. It's kind of gross. Instead you throw a freak sheet down. Classy, sexy. 100%. That's what we're trying to do.

There's nothing more like unsexy about being like, hold up, babe. I'm just going to lay the old dirty oil stains on. we can, yeah. Or once again, towels and you're lying on a towel. And if you lift them out on the clothes, wrecked or dry, they're all like crusty, you know? Life is too short to be getting a nude massage on a crusty towel or old

Jo (07:35.421)

oil soaked flannel sheets from the nineties. I also think we should be buying Viv some fabric softener right about now. do you not use dryers over there? I normally use the dryer. Yeah. I know the dryer fluffs it up pretty nice. The dryer keeps them nice. Yeah, it's okay. Or those little woolen balls. Those kind of fluff up the... I just got two... Yeah, I just got some looks like they don't know about the woolen balls. I've never heard of the woolen balls.

Yeah, dryer balls. Actually, I think they're made with New Zealand wool. You put the dryer balls in the dryer and it kind of like fluffs everything up and it kind of acts as a anti-static as well. Like those dryer sheets. have never heard of this. sounds incredible. Just look up dryer balls. I'm going to look up dryer balls. That's amazing. Okay, a couple of things about the freak sheet that I really love. The size. There's two sizes. Two sizes. Eye travel.

And I've traveled with a squirter before. was that like? I have used waterproof sex sheets before, so I had to bring them with me. And the travel size is nice. It's nice to have a smaller set that you can put in your, even in your carry on. Yeah. Hey, and you know what? This isn't only for people with partners or self play or something like that. I think guys need to have these on hand because I

I have, and you can cut this out Viv, but I have seen photos after Viv's had some fun nights of people's couches and the state she's left them in. So how handy for people just to have a nice have squirt on a few couches in my time. Oh, yeah. That's Viv's like trademark. Yeah, it happened for a while. Couch squirter? Yeah, just kept happening on the couch.

Wait, why would we cut this out? This is gold. I think this is great. Yeah, this is great. OK, actually, that reminds me. Thank you for bringing this up. I had sex in a hotel recently and we had sex on the couch. And it's actually kind of gross to have sex on the couch, not for the couch, but for me. I don't want to be having sex on where hundreds of people have sat on or maybe even had sex on. So I'm trying to protect myself from the couch.

Jo (09:59.178)

Thus the freak sheet, you lay it down, that's all clean, that's mine. Someone's definitely squirted on that couch before too. Do you know, that has never crossed my mind. Like you always look at a hotel bed and think, like, you know, under those sheets, you don't even want to know type of thing. But couch covers don't get changed. Ever. Or the display pillows. Ew, the first thing that comes off the bed is.

the display pillows and the top comforter that never gets washed. So I had a blanket, this was before the freak sheet, I had a blanket and I threw it out on the couch and now I feel like, this is my safe space to have sex. I'm not trying to protect the couch, but it does end up protecting the couch, right? It's about protecting my energy. That's a smart move. That's a very smart move. One of my friends who knew we were bringing this product out,

He was dating a squirt as well. And again, they had also been traveling and he said, if you need to hurry up and bring this product out, we are literally having sex in these hotel rooms and we are ending up in a swimming pool. And you just, you can't go to sleep. Like you need to make sure you have two beds in the room because then that otherwise it's not working. I mean, at that point he should have found some alternate solution until the product was

delivered, you know, like a tarp, anything, anything, tarp with a blanket. think that's, know, next time you go into one of those, what is it? Twin share hotel rooms. Now, you know, maybe one of those beds could have been used for squirting. Well, I think now everybody needs a freak sheet to just lay down on. there's a bed, you need to bring your own freak sheet. Yes. And you know, one of the things I love that sets it apart from others.

on the market that are similar is the fact that there's a breathable side as well. like, whether you just like a hot bodied human or the weather's like scorching, yes, you've got the cozy warm side, but if that just isn't cutting it, if it's, you know, not feeling right, flip it over and we've got breathable bamboo. You're not getting stuck on like.

Jo (12:23.432)

soft feeling fabric. Okay, I gotta be honest. I didn't think this was a great idea.

Jo (12:34.483)

What do you think now? I think it's a great idea because see, you're thinking about your market and I'm thinking about my market. And with the double sided, we're conquering the world. Tropical markets, all good. Cold markets, all good. Yeah. And I don't like the tropics. And so for me, I was like, I'll never use the cool side. But you know how many people live in warm weathered places?

Yeah, it's almost the season here where I just, there's no duvet. It's just a sheet on top of me, if anything. It's so hot. Yeah. So you would use the cooling technology of the bamboo side and it does feel cooler to the touch. I'd say though over half the guys I've been with and no, I don't have a body count as vast as yours, What's your body count?

Jo (13:35.052)

don't even know. don't even know. Mine's a closely guarded secret. I'm quite confident. no idea what my body count is. Yeah, no. Anyway. I lost counting in college. Yeah, it's not something I count. I didn't go through my ho phase until I was about 35 though. So. That's when mine stopped. Yeah, that's I'm guessing that's most people. Yeah. So no, but I kind of, I don't know.

And then like I can manage to block out that part of life anyway. You were telling us something though. yes I High body. So only like over half the guys I've slept with would all have like real hot, they're just hot, like body temperature. run, guys run hot. Yeah. And then they're on top of you. They're hot hot. I thought you were going say that they have.

they had those tiger mink blankets or something and they could have these instead. Is that a funny joke to you, Sean, or not? Like it's like a mink blanket culture reference that there's these haggard mink blankets on people's beds. Yeah, I don't think I get, I mean, I could picture it, but it really, it like, it speaks to the kind of man that would have that kind of blanket. And I don't know if it's the kind of man that Joe would sleep with.

was going to say, well, I don't know, because I don't think I can't remember a time I went to somebody else's house. Like they that would have been smart though. Hey, to what? I always brought people back to my house, but then you can't escape. Yeah, there's pros and cons to sleeping at someone else's house versus Home field advantage though. Yeah. Remember when I went into Betz's room? my gosh, that's going way off subject just because this guy wouldn't leave. And I'm like, I went and hid in

a friend's bedroom and like he ended up leaving at like 11. Oh, but yeah, no. So I didn't get to experience who has mink blankets. At some point though, there was an opportunity right for you to be like, Hey, I think it's time for you to go. That's some communication skills. Not the best. That's some hard hitting Sean love advice right there. It's a free taster for everyone listening. At some point you have to come out brushing your teeth and like in PJs.

Jo (15:57.375)

This is how you get rid of house like the stragglers at a house party. And if they don't get the picture, then you take a bag of trash and you go, here, dropped us off in the rubbish bin outside on your way out. That's the final, if you still are committed to not having a direct conversation. Or like one of my friends put his running shoes on. He's like, I didn't know what to do. So I just like started putting my running shoes on and my active wear and said that I was going for a run.

And so that she left and he's like, and then I just literally ran around the block and came back to my house. Amazing. That's the strategies. Lots of strategies. like, then you get a clinger and then they might still be there, you know? I have told people like, Hey, I'm going to get ready for bed in like an hour. So I can like let them know that there's like a time limit to this thing because I'm going to go, I'm going to want to go to bed. you're having daytime sex with someone. This could be in the evening.

daytime, that's not gonna work. Okay, right, right, right. I'm going to bed in an hour, it's two o'clock. Gotcha. I'm with you. I've only had drunk sex since. I've been single seven years, I've only like, apart from my relationships before then, I have only had drunk sex. Sober sex This is like a whole new episode. We should talk about this. We have a product for you, Joe, that might be perfect, that is an alternative to having

drunk sex with people who don't respect boundaries or can't read the room.

Meet Elle. Meet Elle. This is the second break that we're working on. so for those who can't see the video, she is like a double-ended one. She's got two little like balls at each end. One is bigger than the other and she's made out of glass. So she's like, can you hear that? Borosilicate glass to be exact. I'm glad you know how say that. It's Pyrex.

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If I'm not mistaken, it's Pyrex. So it also means you can pop her in like hot water and like warm her up, or you can put her in the fridge and cool her down if you want to play with a little bit of temperature play. But I think the reason she pairs so well with the freak sheet is that she can get a little bit messy, you know? Even though she's rated one pepper on the three pepper scale of experienceness, which means that you don't have to be

very experienced to play with L. L is a good analog, effective toy for squirting. And before we design this toy, like this was your favorite toy, right Sean? Like this is your go-to. This is like one of my only toys that has traveled with me and that has stood the test of time is a glass wand of this shape and caliber. Yeah. Why? Because it's simple.

It's simple. It doesn't need batteries. It's elegant. If you saw this on a nightstand, you would be like, that's nice. That's classy. for your face. Yeah. It's a gua sha thing. You don't know what it is. a gua sha. It could be a neck massager, right? Right now. Acupressure, right? Literally, actually, this is really nice. It does work super nice as like a back and neck self massage. Yeah.

It's good for his and hers. Yes. So it's not just for girls getting off. Could be for guys getting off too. So as someone with a penis, how do you like to use this on yourself? In the asshole. Tell us more. Please elaborate. I'm yet to put this in someone's BH, but I can't wait for the day that that opportunity presents itself. And I'd love to learn from you, Sean.

curious on the curve for the guy's booty hole and which do we like? Yes. How do we use it? Well, okay. So the cool thing about the curve and the size and the shape of the swan is that it's good for like self pleasure, right? Because of the curve, you can kind of grab it you can pleasure yourself, whether you're a man or a woman. And I like the big nub, I think, just because you have a little bit more

Jo (20:21.81)

I don't know if control is the word or like sensation from this nub, but it's great for prostate play. So if you're a man or if you want to play with a man, this is a good prostate toy, prostate stimulation. And that's what I bought it for originally. Someone was another Australian actually. Euphemia Russell was sort of a pleasure coach at the time. And they had a guide on how to stimulate your prostate with a toy very much like this one. And that's the fun part.

of using the Son of Man is that you can stimulate your own prostate. And there's something called prostate milking. Do you know about this? No, please tell us more. It's like squirting for guys. Basically, you can have a prostate orgasm by stimulating this like walnut sized area that's located several inches inside the rectum of men. And this toy is good for that. And so you can just slowly. I know. Let's take a break.

We need to back it up. because I've never put this in someone's endorse. I'm going to guess most of the listeners haven't taught me through it from the start. I need in depth, step by step, please. Well, in depth, you got to go slow any time you're going to put something up anybody's ass. Right. That's number one. That's also why the small end is kind of nice to start off with, because it's not as I don't know if this is intimidating. It's not a very large ball, but the little one is

a little smaller and so it can be really nice to start with that. And then it's actually quite similar to the G-spot in terms of its location. It's like several inches on the inside anterior wall of a man's rectum. So it's close to the belly button. Belly button side, not like butt crack side. Front body side. exactly. And you'll feel it like as someone gets more aroused, it will sort of harden, sort of like the G-spot.

And it kind of feels kind of like the G-spot actually, right? It has like a ridge texture. So does the prostate. And there's a reason why they call it the P-spot because it's the male G-spot. And then you would sort of, you would massage it sort of the way you would the G-spot in sort of a cum hither motion or in a side, like a windshield wiper motion or in a circular motion while applying some pressure. And that's the cool thing about the curve is that you can apply pressure like this.

Jo (22:52.571)

Right, you can sort of like use the leverage of it. Like if you go in and then you can kind of, you know, pull and scoop. So this toy is, it's great for all bodies. That's why I love this toy. And if you were putting this in someone's BH, I'm thinking of all our listeners out there that they want to put this inside their husband. I know that they're listening and I know that this is what they're thinking. Is husband on his back or his front? Husband can be on his back.

Okay, doesn't have to be a husband. You don't have to be married. No, don't have to be married. can be literally out of wedlock. Could be, you know, sitting, whatever. Yeah. Look, if you've got this up your b-hole, you're sitting. Go for it. I'm into it. You could be on your back with your legs up in the air. You could be on all fours in sort of a rusty trombone situation. Beautiful. You could be on your side.

Maybe on your side. Yes. Lovely. And you could do this to yourself in all of these positions. It's quite easy. It's easy access. Yeah, that's great. And obviously we're using a lot of lube in this situation too, because our anus does not self lubricate. We're using some lube. We're using some lube. I don't think we need a ton just because it's glass. It already is like very slippery and it's not going to absorb any of the lube, right? Like sort of silicone toys to kind of like, where'd the lube go?

You know, this is just going to push the lube around. OK, one thing worth mentioning, I have never had an issue with this slipping all the way into the rectum, but it does not have a flared base. So we need to say this. It's not flared. It does have a little bit of a ball on either end. But like theoretically, you could push this all the way in. Yeah. But, know, you could push a light bulb all the way in and we shouldn't do that. And we know not to do that.

But someone does it. That doesn't mean that we should ban light bulbs. Yeah. Yeah. The same thing with L. It doesn't have a flared base. It doesn't mean you can't put it up your ass. It just means like fucking hold on to it, you know? Yeah. And don't try and see just how far you can get it up there. You only need to get it to the prostate. And that's about it's going to be no more than halfway of this this toy. It doesn't need to go further than that. And then you'll have a firm grip on it.

Jo (25:18.472)

And it's also like, yeah, you could have a loose grip. It's not like you're a vacuum, you know? It's not just going to suck it up in there, but it's worth mentioning. Be careful. Buy or beware. couldn't agree more. Yep. Yep. Okay. So another thing about prostate play is there's a lot of guides out there, like how to basically have a prostate orgasm. And it does require, it's a subtle experience. It's not like a penal orgasm is going to be really like in your face.

you know, whereas a prostate one, it's like, not everybody loves the sensation. It's kind of like caviar. It's an acquired taste. Interesting. And you might have to build up the like nerve endings, your, your connection to them so that that starts to feel pleasurable instead of just feeling weird. It could just feel weird like that, you know? And so if you just gently stimulating this prostate for like, you know,

You're just chilling, you're having fun, you can be there for a little while, then what does a prostate orgasm ejaculation look like? So you ejaculate a little bit, is that what you're saying? Or it's an orgasm, no ejaculation? Well, I've never really had a full on prostate orgasm. I've had an orgasm while stimulating my prostate and my penis, but some people are able to have just full on prostate orgasms where they're just, I mean, people who identify as bottoms usually like.

getting bottom because they're getting a lot of prostate stimulation. I've seen a lot of videos of people stimulating their prostates and having orgasms, like porns. Yeah. You could just type in prostate orgasm and you'll see videos of people stimulating just their prostates. Fascinating. But I've been able to basically milk the prostate where you have some ejaculate coming out, even a soft penis. So you're sort of like stimulating.

ejaculate, it's not semen, I guess. Isn't it? Those two different things. There's like semen and there's ejaculate and then together they, during orgasm they come together. So you can do that for some time and see if you enjoy the sensations. You could play with this while your partner rides you. If your partner is riding you, you could put this in their ass. If you have a female partner who's riding you cowgirl or reverse, reverse is nice. Cause then you have full

Jo (27:41.369)

anal penetration, view and purview. This is fun for that. That's perfect. It's really nice. What do people have to look out for? it, I mean, we've talked about like, don't shove it all the way up your nose, but is there anything else people need to be careful of? we going like in terms of pace or are there any mistakes? Like, has someone used this on you and you've been like, God, not like that. Yeah, slow, start slow as always. It's glass. So if it's cold, the glass is cold.

So just warm it up in your hand, hold it, get some friction, get it warm before you put it in somebody. Unless you want cold, unless it's tropics and then you like it, you're using the cool side of the freak sheet. Use the cool, maybe pull this out of the fridge. That sounds nice. The freezer? That is so true. Imagine a little chilly bulb going straight for your nose. I'd imagine that warmer is better. Yeah.

Yeah, warmer is probably better. Yeah, go slow. I don't know. Ask your partner if they'd be into trying something new and then whip out this thing. I mean, look how cute it is. So cute. So cute. But yeah, communication first always, hey? Considering I'm such a good communicator. It's something that you might want to consider, Communicating first. It's cute, but it's, I want to say, I was going to say cute but deadly. But cute but effective.

Yes. Cupid effective. And then as someone with a Poussoir, I am a huge fan of G-spot stimulation. like for that reason that I really love the DD toy that we have, but anything that's got a little bit of extra, you can see how with the large bulb, there's like a difference between, you know, like there's like definition between the shaft of it and the bulb. Like that to me just puts extra pressure on the G-spot. And if you have it inside you,

because it's weighted and even if you let go, it will naturally try to like pull down and all that does is like put extra pressure on your G-spot, which is just beautiful. And I found it will kind of like slip around. Oh, but even if it slips around, it still is gonna wait down and then put pressure on your G-spot. Do you find that the same with your prostate too? Yeah, totally. If you let it go, it'll sort of act as a lever.

Jo (30:00.363)

and it'll still stimulate it. And then you can also do a bunch of stuff like you could use, you could do Kegels. And the one go-to that our audience always wants to know is they want to know how to squirt and that is the toy. If you want to know how to squirt, if you want to practice, get yourself now. And I suppose for those that do, like I guess, you know, much the same, you know, we want to go slowly. We want to warm ourselves up with like maybe some clitoral stimulation.

And then you could even use the smaller end to start with, but just finding that G spot, like you say, maybe like a finger length inside you, wherever it is, feels like corrugated iron, walmari, corduroy, all those ridges. And as you do get more aroused, it does puff up a lot more. And you'll find that as you just work this in and out of you and just play around with the different sensations, you know, think Sean, mentioned side to side or around or in and out, like just find what's pleasurable. And as you build up the pleasure and like the

arousal there and the blood flow, then as you can start to feel yourself, you kind of start to feel yourself almost like you need to pee or you might be going slow and as you pick up the pace a little bit, then you do feel like you need to pee a little bit and you can be on maybe your knees or on your back up to you what works best. I think when we did squirting 101 on the Facebook group, Morgan mentioned if you're on your knees, like kneeling, that can be an easier way for you to squirt.

And if you are stimulating maybe your clit and your G-spot at the same time and you're working up that pace while you feel like you're gonna pee and you bear down a little bit and sort of push, then that's usually when the squirting can happen. But it's, it's not necessarily an orgasm. think there's a misconception that that can be an orgasm. It can for some people, but like for me, it's just a nice release. Yeah, of not pee.

Jo (31:51.492)

I'm releasing, but not pee. It feels a lot like I have to pee and then I bear down and then there's a release, not pee. It's more of a sexual thing. Not an orgasm, but it's definitely not pee. Look, when you put it like that, though we do know that it's from the, what is it? The squamous gland or something? The skin, the sky gland or something? of water juice in there. But you know what I did use this with the other day?

is I had a butt plug-in or a booty plug and we don't sell these ones yet, but I'm always testing, I'm always looking out for the squad and I had a vibrating booty plug-in and then I was using this at the same time and it meant that the vibrations went like straight through this thing as well. So it was like, A, using a booty plug regardless is great because you can feel how much more pressure it puts on your G-spot, but then to have a vibrating one in there too, it was just like,

It was five out of five. It was great. It was a nice little Sunday activity, you know? That sounds magical. These are the experiences you talk about squirting and like, you know, playing with your G-spot. This is what I wish I was a woman. The first thing I would do if I was a woman is I'd masturbate and then I'd get fucked for sure.

just to see what it's like. I'd love to know what it's like to have a penis and just like, sounds like you're just trying not to come half the time, you know? Whereas the rest of us, know, women we're trying to like, not think about it too much, like not think about it too much, like, you know, please let it happen, but don't think it too much, relax. Yeah, it's like, And I'm like, don't come, don't come, don't come the whole time. It feels so good. Don't come, don't come. Like, wow, imagine that.

Well, I will say that whether regardless of whether it's pee or skine fluid or whatever, it doesn't matter as long as you have a freak sheet down. Amen. You could be pooping. It's fine. Freak sheet. It's all good. Freak sheet. It's beginning freaky. One other thing that I was thinking about this toy in the G-spot, you don't have to go in and out. You could also just use it statically and just put pressure on

Jo (34:12.92)

either the G-spot or various places in the vagina against the vaginal wall. And that can feel really nice and actually kind of feel kind of weird because you're used to a lot of stimulation, usually in and out or some sort of motion. to not just have, and to just have constant pressure on one place can also feel really nice. And there's a lot of control. You have a lot of control with this thing. This is like a precision tool.

It is. Nothing sloppy about this. No. Cutting edge. There's not many toys I've tried that have been weighted before. Like I've tried weighted butt plugs, for example, but weighted, like insertable toys, not that common. Normally you're talking silicon, you're talking like maybe they have a different handle or something, but not often do you get the weight, is just, it really does add to the static experience. If you are,

my God, do you hear that? ASMR. That sounded like speaking of weight. Like a gong, yeah. GONG. Especially, like you say, I like that. And you can focus on your G spot, but you can move it around inside you to all the different, like even to the back of your vaginal wall, you can go on the sides and just like see what you like. You can get all the way up to your cervix if you're into that. Just I heard about those cervix orgasms. Yet to experience one of those, but sounds.

Blissful, doesn't it? I'm not sure. Does it sound blissful? What cervical orgasms have you heard of? I just hear about all these other different ones that I'm yet to experience. I mean, don't know. afternoons to play around before I experience those. Well, I don't have the kind of equipment that would routinely massage somebody's cervix, unfortunately. But whenever I hear of some sort of a cervical strike, it's never pleasurable. Like a bam. Like a big penis.

Yeah. right. Yeah. I think the cervix for everyone is, yeah, it's all very different. Just depends. Like, I mean, I don't enjoy a smear test, you know, getting a little like scraping on your cervix, but I don't mind massaging it or touching it with one of these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It certainly brings pain afterwards, I feel. Yeah.

Jo (36:36.462)

Prostate orgasms or prostate stimulation sometimes can be like that. When you're done, you're like, that was fun. like, ooh, there's, you know, there's a sensation there that's lingering. It's like an aftere taste. when you mix drunk sex with big penis and you go in too hard, it can take a good week. Yeah, getting slammed into your cervix is not nice if you're you know, nice and warmed up and ready. I feel like nice at the time.

Type two fun, you know? One last thing, the big bulb is actually really fun to like put just right into the vaginal opening really slowly until it sort of like pops, you know, like, and it sucks it in and then slowly out and in. That is a really fun sort of like intro move. I was just going to ask, having used this toy on woman before,

what has been your experience, know? Like, obviously that's a nice move. Any other tips? Well, first of all, everyone's always like, ooh, I like that. I like that toy. It's not like, again, grandma's vibrator or the Hitachi magic wand. For some reason, the fact that it's glass, people aren't like, how many people have you used that on? Like it feels more of a sterile toy. Whereas I feel like with silicone, people are just like,

I don't even know if that's clean. can't trust that that's clean. But with this, it's like, you know, it's a surgical tool almost. Couldn't agree more. Couldn't agree more. Non-porous. Non-porous. It's non-porous. Hypoallergenic. So I like slow massaging because you can massage like the lips, you can massage the clit. Like you don't have to go internal with this.

especially at the beginning, right? You put a little lube on it and you can sort of like trace, you know, all bits of the groin in between the lips, you know, in between the menorah and the majora. Yes. Can kind of get in there. I'm going to make a video on my pawpaw with this. Keep going, keep going. I like what I'm hearing. Oh, on your pawpaw. was like... Is that your grandpa? No, a piece of fruit. I'll post it. Before you said pawpaw, I thought you were going to like actually make a video. Is that pawpaw? Is that a...

Jo (39:00.518)

Papaya? Yeah, yeah, sorry, papaya. you go. Oh, nice. Okay, Sean, so you're putting it in between the Majora and the Menora, then where else are you going? I mean, you're kind of going all over, you're kind of using it as like acupressure, right? Like pressure points. You can play with the clip, the clitoral hood, maybe get the smaller end in there and sort of do some like, you're kind of drawing, you know? can like draw, you can wet it.

Kind of like water paint, water color, you know? Pay my numbers. Pay my numbers. And then you can go in and you can go and just use the bulb inside a little bit, some teasing, right? And then we can go full insertion. We can start kind of exploring the inner walls of the vagina, the G-spot. Obviously, teasing is the move, right?

We want to go slow. We want to build excitement. We don't want to just like slam it in, pull it back on the G-spot and be like, squirt, baby. I couldn't agree more. And do know, I actually think I read a stat recently that 80 % of women are huge fans of that first like inch or two inside the vagina of being stimulated. there's, it's often a really overlooked area. So when you mentioned just popping it in and out like that,

I think that would make most women go wild. That would just be insane. It's just so subtle. I read a book called Slow Sex by Diana Richardson. Great book. And it was not specifically about this, but it did address like men with performance issues, like soft penis and how to have soft penis sex, which is really cool, right? And not taking Viagra. So like using other just

Basically inserting a soft penis into a vagina and like letting it sort of soak and sit there and just like experience pleasure. But one strategy that she had there to experience low sex was a incredibly slow first penetration of a hard penis in a wet vagina. And she said millimeter by millimeter over 15 minutes for full insertion.

Jo (41:21.349)

That sounds amazing. And it is amazing. it's amazing. No way, love slow sex is the best. That's why I like having sex during the day. So we've got lots of time. Not like drunk sex. okay. No. I could a millimeter at a millimeter, 15 minutes. You You'd be gagging. Insane, gagging, insane. You'd just be like hurry up. Yeah. You would be moving your hips.

Like you'd be trying to trying to pull him inside you. Yeah. That's good. You got it every now and then we got to make them wait. That's hideous. That's such a good tip. You know what is also a great tip and I've had sex with one person in particular who did a really good job of this was just slow, varying different speeds, but really teasing on the depth. So might just do like quite a few shallow strokes and then

just all the way in and then just like pause for a while. And it was just almost unbearable, but incredible at the same time. Almost guaranteed that person has read a book called the multi-orgasmic mail where they talk about, they talk about 10 shallow thrusts, one deep thrust. Yep. That's over and over and over over again. Yeah. It's a positive move. Hey, by the way, everybody listening, you can do that yourself with L.

the borosilicate glass wand. You could tease yourself. If you don't have someone to tease you, could tease yourself. Exactly. you know, sometimes you don't get the same anticipation when someone else, compared to when someone else is doing it, but that's fine. Yeah. When you know it's coming, it's different. Okay. Did we answer all the questions that we wanted to about this? I feel like.

Yeah. Oh, how much is it? $79? $79. And then the Freak Sheet is the converted pricing on based on where you are in the world. for US audiences, it's $79 for the travel and $109 for the full size. I believe so. OK, I think so. Hey, let me just tell you, that's a crazy price for a Freak Sheet. It's so reasonable. Like the amount of sheets that you will save.

Jo (43:44.133)

Like, do you know what a set of quality sheets costs? Every time I move, go, God damn it, why didn't I bring my sheets with me? I'm paying at least 200 bucks for just, not even the duvet cover, just like basic sheets. Couldn't agree more. So throw a freak sheet down, protect your investment. Amazing. Right. Well, I feel like we've answered the questions here. I've had a look and people have asked on Instagram. I'm wrapping this up abruptly. Great transition.

Jo (44:17.189)

Wait, wait, hold on. You need two. yeah. You need the travelander at home. You need two freak sheets because one's in the wash. Yes. The other one's ready for the bed. You're a smart man. Easily machine washable. And well, yeah, yes. Otherwise, what are you doing? Hand washing this thing? It's not happening. One more thing. I had coffee, so you're like hostages now, basically. Be my guest. It's so fine.

That turn you on? You're like, oh, I'm hostage. Oh, I'm a Oh, I'm tied up. Help me. Oh, Have you seen this pink toy? Could you? Oh, my god. I've such a bad hostage.

Jo (45:02.914)

on the blanket. One thing I will say about this blanket is I've had other blankets and they were too absorbent. And when you put it in, they were too big and you put it in the wash and like the washing machine couldn't spin out the water that was stuck in the blanket. Wow. It was like the washing machine like didn't know what to do with it. That's how like absorbent it just kept absorbing the water. It was like a black hole blanket.

Wow. no. no. Yeah. So this is a more demure, mindful, cutesy product. Yeah. And like, honestly, you could have full water sports on it and it's absorbent enough. Like you don't need any more absorption than that blanket is already. We're going to do the thing where like people hold four quarters and then you just, just water, just gallon after gallon after gallon. See what happens. What color are you hoping for next time, Sean? I'm hoping for something dark.

I want like a burgundy or a sapphire or a black. For those like rituals, the sexy rituals with candles. know, eyes wide shut style. What's eyes wide shut? It was like a movie with Tom Cruise with like sacrificing virgins and like sex parties and orgies and stuff. I'll put it on my list. I mean, it's classic. for sure. To watch with the hostages.

Do we have any questions? Did anybody submit any questions? Okay, so someone has asked, how do I use L or my boyfriend? Tried hitting his spot with my finger, but he just says it feels like he needs to poo. Any insight there? Yeah, that's interesting. The finger is sometimes not deep enough. It's like sometimes just a little out of reach. So L is nice for that. The pooing sensation is generally upon exit.

It's not like when you put it in, doesn't feel like you have to poo, it's when you pull it out. Your whole body is just like, I think I'm shitting right now, right? Because that's what it's used to, is when something is going out, it's poo. After a while, you can train your brain a little bit to be like, I don't think it's poo. And then you're like, it's not poo. I still haven't trained my brain to know that. I just will like take any booty plugs out in the shower just in case, but there's never poo there. Like it's just, it's just your body used to.

Jo (47:27.896)

things exiting from that hole. You know what you need? What? More anal sex. More anal sex. More anal sex. need to train myself. So just know that it's not poo. Also, hey, everybody, you can't keep knocking on poop's door expecting poop not to be home. It's the best Sometimes there's poop. Sometimes it happens. And you know what? I'd rather have it on a fucking Pyrex toy than a silicone toy.

any day. Yes. And a freak sheet over your bed sheets. And a freak sheet over your bed sheets. If you get poo on this, just wash it. Go to the sink, hot water, dish soap, wash it, wash your hands. You're done. It's over. You don't have to get crazy. You don't have to boil it. You can throw it in the dishwasher. You can throw it in the dishwasher. totally could. You totally could. You can. People do all the time. Yeah. And then you can tell your mom it's like a cooking thing.

It's like a meat tenderizer. Someone has asked, does one side absorb better than the other being that they're different materials? No, they're both like as in the same quantity of liquid or the speed it gets absorbed. I'm not sure what they're talking about, but no, both sides very absorbable. But like it's the middle layer. So there's a middle layer that's waterproof. And so each side holds the same amount of water.

The fleece has like, if you just have normal fleece and pour water on it, it puddles and it doesn't actually like, might still be waterproof and some blankets are like this that you see, but it stays on a puddle that's really like, ooh. But this one has an actual absorbent layer as well. the thing, juices go in. Yeah, nice.

And then other questions, we've just had some, I mean, requests for other colors and that's about it. Can Al go in your booty hole? We've really answered that. That's a, that's an absolute yes. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deeply. have answered that. Very much answered that. Just keep a grip on it. Don't let go, but as long as you're not trying to it up there, then. I've let it go plenty of times.

Jo (49:53.539)

And it's fine. It's not going anywhere. It's not like magically getting sucked up my ass. Yeah. I think it's as long as you don't shove it all the way past the second sphincter because that's the no-go zone. But otherwise you're going to have to put it up there quite a way though. You know? I didn't know about the second sphincter. I feel like I need a whole other episode to talk about it. Yeah. Look, I'm not an expert on the second sphincter, but apparently that's the one. That's why things get actually stuck up there because it goes past the second sphincter. So.

You know, just don't go past that one. But I assume that you've got to really get your light bulb up there if you want to. Well, the light bulb, I think that one you just put up there and it's gone. You know that we were not endorsing. Do not put a light bulb up your ass. Don't do it. Absolutely not. Absolutely not. Awesome. So girls get off dot com. Everybody knows where to get them. There's a bundle. There's a bundle price. Yeah. For the free sheet and the L.

So if you're into bundles, is all yours. Free shipping. Free shipping. You buy the bundle, you get the free shipping as well. And they have cute socks and hats. Check out this hat. And Sean, are there any other places people can find you? We've mentioned at the Love Drive on Instagram and you've also got a podcast. We could do better. Yeah. The podcast is called We Could Do Better. It's with me and John Kim, the angry therapist. And we talk about how we as men and as people can do better. And we answer.

sex, love and dating questions. And we also just banter and it's an exploration of masculinity through our budding friendship. I love that. Nice. While also answering questions about sex and love. What a combo. And I also write on Substack. I have a Substack called The Love Drive and I write about cautionary love tales for hopeful romantics. Beautiful. And to be honest, they can find it. You post out all of that stuff over on Instagram as well. So.

at the Love Drive. you want to find more out about Sean. It's the best place. And I just moved to LA. Oh, perfect. Yeah. So I'm trying to make it in showbiz, baby. I've been here four days. Have you made it yet? Have you networked? Have you met the people? I I got on a podcast today. I'm networking. I'm networking. I'm writing stuff. I'm making it happen. Yay. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. I got a date with someone I met at the dog park. No way.

Jo (52:18.466)

How did that happen? Did you ask them out? I asked her out. What did you say? Well, first I saw her. We were both there really early. Look, I don't know if it's a date, but you tell me. We were there like 8 a.m. on a Sunday morning and I was like, ooh, who's that? She's cute. She has two dogs, you know? And so she went in one direction. I'm like, am I going to like kind of mosey in her direction or am going to go somewhere else? And I was like, I'm going to mosey in her direction. And then she was just like, hey, what's your dog's name? And I was like, whoa.

Okay, she's talking to me. That's cool. That's very epic. And so then we started chatting for like 20 minutes and I was like, wow, this is so cool. And then someone else walked up and she goes, hey, what's your dog's name?

Jo (53:03.52)

And then she did it three more times. I was like, shit, okay, that's just like her thing. She just wants to know what the dog's name is. She's a super friendly person. She sounds lovely. At the end I was like, hey, do you want to grab coffee sometime? She was like, yep, totally. Unsure on that one. I'm like, is she in a relationship? I don't know. Don't know, we're gonna find out. We're gonna find out. On Friday. Yeah, I'd call this an entree. Wow.

Anyways, that's so yeah, let's end on that. Yeah, that's a great way to wrap up. I can't wait to hear about the dog park date. Here's the takeaway. Talk to people. Yeah. Ask for what you want. Sober. Borrow a dog. Sober. Borrow a dog. I've got two. Just talk to people. Talk to people if you're single and you don't want to be. Yeah. Talk to people. Put those dogs in the car and get on down to the dog park. Do you have two dogs, Jo? Yeah. OK.

Two and a half because my neighbor's one comes over every day. that's so darling. Okay. Well, thank you everybody. It was really fun. That was so great. Thank you so much for coming on the pod, Sean. Hopefully that answers everyone's questions and if not, please feel free to DM DM us and get amongst the free cheat and L online at girls get off.com and we will talk to you soon. Toodles.

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