What We Learnt at a Dick Riding Workshop

Jo (00:03.416)

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Jo (00:32.271)

Hello and welcome to the Girls Get Up podcast. And today you guys are getting filled in on the things we learned at our deriding workshop. don't have to say, I don't have to censor it for podcasts, do I? So Viv and I went to this dick writing workshop in Sydney last week, run by fantasy fitness, MD, is that her Instagram handle? Tony. And my gosh, was it just like the

funniest best afternoon we've ever had, think. Like so great. It was on a Sunday and for those who haven't listened to the episode, we interviewed Tony. It got published a few episodes prior. So definitely recommend that as a little bit of context. It was on a Sunday afternoon or evening, right? Started at 6 PM. So I'm normally getting ready for the week, not seeing anyone. I'm definitely not someone who normally...

does anything on a Sunday, like to sort of wind down. And so this was so different and I was sort of a little bit tired. We'd had the whole weekend, we'd been going out doing things. And as soon as we got there, it was just entertaining from the get go. And I, I'd fly onto Sydney for it. And like, yeah, I think it must've been that, you know, Sunday evening.

downtime because when I got there, I was like, my gosh, I wish I had, had a shot or something before this. Like I need to pick me up and, plus I hadn't pooped in what, how many days and it was just like all uncomfortable, not feeling it. And then you meet Tony and she is just such a vibe. I didn't think about my sore stomach or didn't have like, I don't know the energy. Hey.

Tony has a background in fitness classes, particularly twerking, pole dance. So she was just on fire the whole time. They'd only flown into Sydney that day. She lives in the States. She tours all around the world doing these classes and her energy was on fire. And it's so different as well hearing an American versus Kiwi and Ozzy. I feel like we've all been to different fitness classes, Pilates, les mils, whatever. And it was incomparable to Tony's energy.

Jo (02:43.119)

We started off by doing some little keel exercises and we're all straddling our pillows, aka our pretend boyfriends. And she's going, squeeze your coochie, squeeze your coochie. That phrase just runs through my head every time. Squeeze that coochie, squeeze that coochie. There was music on, it was so intense. And I remember it, and we'll get to it soon, but some of the positions, she's going, come on, yo, come on, yo. I'm like.

This energy is wild. And I didn't stop laughing the entire time. Yep. Yep. I think that's what, that's what kind of, I don't know, I just found myself collapsing so many times because I was laughing like, you're trying to do this. But it was just hilarious. And she's funny. Like not only the, not only the energy, she is.

like had us all in stitches. And that was the hardest part is trying to like do the moves while laughing so hard. And I mean, she's done hundreds of these classes. She's got these jokes down and she must get the same laughs every time and they just land so well. think she made a joke about, I can't even remember. What did she make a joke about? It wasn't, it wasn't even necessarily a joke. was sort of as we were like humping the pillow, she was talking about like

you're going a bit high. Like I don't know how big your man's penis is and all of those things. So it was, yeah, it was great. And she took us through these different kegel exercises. We did some coochie crunches where you sort of do a crunch, also like bring your pelvis up to your belly button as well. And it was just one of my favorite moments from the start of the class was when Dana, a friend of mine came in about five minutes late and we were full on sliding our knees.

further away from the pillow and closer in. Like we're just going in, out, in, out, in, out. And she comes into this class to a, come on y'all, come on y'all. And she's like scurrying across the room, putting her knee pads on. She's straight into the moves. It was beyond funny. And she's like, what have I walked into? What is going on? So cool to see like everyone in the room as well. Like just the diversity of bodies and everything.

Jo (04:58.724)

like personalities is what there was one girl that was just by herself, but so sweet and so... She flew from Adelaide. Yeah. I know. Like, yeah, you knew who I was talking about straight away. Yeah. And you know, like it was just so cool. So cool. Lots of groups of girls that had come together as a fun activity, like hands down one of the...

funniest afternoons. Honestly, one of the girls said to me afterwards, I feel like I've been at a hen's party. was like, this would be the most elite activity for a hen's party. Could you imagine how funny that would be? That is so much better than doing pin the penis on the boyfriend. on your own? Yeah. Well, at the end as well, there's a big poster up on the wall and you know, we were graduates of dick riding class. she had graduation hats.

and graduation music as well. Bianca was like, is this graduation music? She just put it on, didn't even say anything. It was hilarious. So funny. So well done. If you ever get the opportunity, get yourself there to a deriding class. yeah, what's your favorite tips Viv?

Well, she took us through 10 different positions. So we did our little Kegel warmups. don't think we can give away her 10 positions. I won't give away her 10. But she took it, she took us through 10. So it was a, she took us through the differences between sliding in and out. She talked around like, you know, instead of bouncing up and down or just grinding all the time, she had different moves where you'd sort of like sort of tilt your pelvis under while you're on top and sort of like squeeze in the same.

way that she had us doing beforehand and then maybe come up to the top of the penis and do a little like circle on the tip just to tease him. She called it the, like one of the moves that was like the jelly donut or something. are a few American references in there, which I had no idea what was going on. but how about you? well, yeah, I loved, I loved how she works you through not only the like writing part, but the internal like.

Jo (07:09.328)

making sure there's squeezing going on and stuff like that. You know what I mean? I just died. Like I knew I was, I knew I was falling like on my face laughing so much. the amount of times I was trying to like stay upright and just died. But then when you put that reel up last week Viv, and there is like footage of me absolutely going for it on this pillow with the biggest smile on my face.

I was, I can't, I can't get over that. was just. Look at how like calm down Jo, it's a pillow. You can tell that it's been a while. You were on fire. my gosh. Dying. Yeah. One of, one of the favorite moves, but no, that cracked me up. Just seeing the smile on my face, like how much I was loving, like pretend fucking a pillow. That's great. I was looking back at some of the footage.

that I'd taken of myself as we were doing different moves. And I thought, this is like a sport. If you wanted to be really good at this, you would have to do like video analysis, I think, of what you were doing. Cause I looked at what I was doing and I thought, I'm moving my stomach, not my hips. You know what I mean? as we're trying to, I'm watching the video and as we're supposed to be like, moving in little circles at the top of the penis, I'm like.

I'm pretty sure I'm just moving my stomach around in a circle, not my actual boobs. Oh, that's really good. Really good advice. to work on, for sure. Yep. No, I know I was failing at quite a bit of that, but I loved that. We had Bianca, a friend, was next to me and she is a sex worker and man, that girl was a professional at one stage.

She was absolutely going for it and Tony couldn't believe her eyes. She was like, what is going on? Like absolute star student. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She said like eight plus student. That's her best ever I think. Like what the hell are you doing at the class? Yeah. No, she was great. Great. And she had it all down. She had different tips for what kind of like size and length you were working with, but also if you were like, if someone had

Jo (09:27.797)

bendy penis then to sort of grind in the direction of the penis rather than if it was just straight up and up and down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, what way to get the most pleasure for yourself and for him? Then you learned how to, how to go from back to front, like from cowgirl to... From cowgirl to reverse cowgirl? Reverse cowgirl is the

Could not think of that. Yeah. Yeah. When I said from front to back, was like thinking like anal to, you know, anyway, don't want people to get confused. No, just like spinning around while keeping the rhythm and you know, not breaking, breaking their dick. It was an absolute masterclass. So good. And I think she, I think she actually runs a masterclass as well. Like I think we can go next level up.

Honestly, she, I've just forgotten what I was going to say. need to put it in notes. What analogy, what analogy did she have for, the part I really liked and which was quite popular was for those with bad knees. So she had the tip for, if you do have a bad knee, well, don't lean on the bad knee. Keep that up. Put the good knee down on Put the good knee down on the bed and then you can sort of go for it like that. And I think we were sort of like,

putting one hand on the guy's chest for balance and then we were on our feet in that situation I think, either on your knees or your feet but people did like that hot tip as well. Yeah. Yeah, and I loved it. Loved it. Anything else? I think my biggest learning from going to the class was that just like anything, practice is key. Definitely that the class was entertaining in itself, it was so hilarious.

But if you really wanted to be good at it, you'd have to practice. And also, do you want to be that good at it? You know, then you'd have to put more effort in. So you've got to weigh that up as well. It's good to have skills and feel confident. That's the main thing. Well, that's exactly right. Exactly. And that's what it's doing. It's giving you confidence to get on top and know what to do. Right. Sometimes people come at us in the comments for not doing enough stuff around.

Jo (11:48.597)

like involve with pleasure. And while we do try and balance it out like that, it's not necessarily because it's not necessarily all about pleasing the guys, because a lot of our community actually really struggles with their confidence in the bedroom and they want to know, feel like they know what they're doing. So the biggest part of all of this is that you just feel confident enough to turn the lights on, for example, or get on and know what you're doing or not freak out and think, my God, am I doing it wrong?

Is it, I taking too long? Like, does he even like this? Is this even fun? So I think that's the main thing to come out of this. Well, I think, and the tips around the size and stuff that she had is great because, you know, like if you were dealing with a shorter penis, you wouldn't necessarily get on top anyway, you know, but she's got tips for adults. So it's so good. Exactly. It was a very informative. Very great. When are you going to put it into practice, Jo?

My gosh, can you imagine my face if I'm actually like in real life, not a pillow doing it? Like if I was that excited for a pillow, imagine the poor guy that I'm on top of next. You know the tip that I did really like from her at the end, I had never had it explained in this way before, was when she was getting us to do the finishing move or the sort of twerking move at the end. She said, think about if you're trying to like...

If you had a tail and if you're just trying to flick your tail in the air, I've never heard it explained like that before. And trust me, I've tried to twerk on a wall many a times and failed in twerking competitions with friends. That was the missing piece for me. thought this makes sense. Again, it needs a lot of practice. just thinking about a flick like that. was on point. her booty was on point too, to be fair. I'm like, she's got the equipment for it.

Yeah, I ain't, my booty ain't like, looking like that anyway. No matter how good I do it. My gosh, funny. Okay. Perfect. Check out Toni's Instagram, fantasyfitnessmd. If you would like to check out where she is touring next, and I will pop that in the description as well. So there's a link below the episode and we will see you next week. And come back to Australia, Toni. I know everyone wants her to come back to, everyone wants her to come to New Zealand now. So.

Jo (14:14.731)

Yeah, we'll see. They'll have to beg her. Yeah. All right. Bye. Bye. Thanks for listening to another episode of the Girls Get Off podcast. If you want to hear more from us, you can check us out on Instagram at Girls Get Off, our Facebook group, Girls Get Off Uncensored, or for any of our products, girlsgetoff.com and our personal Instagrams are linked in the show notes.