Sex Files 03: Simone Anderson

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Welcome to a brand new feature here on the Girls Get Off podcast. This is the sex files. We're trying to spice things up on here and give you more of an insight into what's happening in our world, but also create something that represents what Girls Get Off stands for. Every fortnight, we'll be inviting a guest to speak with us about their sex life from where it started to how it's going now, from the awkward to the amazing. We've got nine questions that we'll ask every guest while we hold a safe space for them to open up.

While this might sound scary to some people, for us, it's just about living our mission. Girls Get Off is about normalising sex for everyone and the best way to do that is to share as much as possible in a safe space where people can feel heard and validated. The truth is, if you feel empowered and can ask for what you want in the bedroom, you will be having the best sex of your life. And sex is many things to many people, so some episodes might be serious, others may have our trademark sense of humour. Whatever happens, it's going to be a full-on ride.

If you enjoy the podcast, please follow it on the podcast apps and share with a friend. This week we have Simone Anderson joining us. What started as a way to keep accountable to her weight loss journey where she lost over 90 kilos has grown into over 500,000 followers across her social media channels. She's since authored two books, founded an activewear label and even made an appearance on Tara Banks TV show, Fab Life over in the USA.

Simone is known for transparently sharing all areas of her life with her audience and was actually one of the first influencers who agreed to post about Girls Get Off at a time when literally no one wanted to talk about sex stories on their Instagram stories. Welcome to the sex file, Simone. What did I miss? Oh hi girls. I friggin' hate an intro. I sit there and I'm like, what do I do? Smile. But no, I think you nailed it. It feels too much, but thank you.

I love it. And you've just come back from Turkey after some more skin removal surgery. How exciting, how's the healing going? Yes, it's pretty, like, I'm so surprised this time. I was expecting to be absolutely rocked in the recovery process. And I found it pretty cruisy. The first few days while you're over there, of course, are intense and you of, you blap that out already. I can't even remember the pain. But now getting back into normal life, I think I was just most nervous about coming back and trying to...

Jo (02:29.55)

mum and work and just do everything because Trent's already taken like a lot of time off work and I knew that I'd have to get straight back into it. I needed to pay the bills still and yeah, I was sort of nervous about how would go and I've actually been okay. I've been like cruising through and having breaks when I needed to but yeah, like really impressed with recovery so far, which is nice. My gosh, if anybody could handle that, you could. I'm a tough old one, that's for sure. Not much stops me.

No, not, I can't imagine it would. The last time we saw you, you came to our Tiff launch. That was the last time we saw you, wasn't it? I was actually thinking about that and I was like, yeah, that was a while ago now. Gosh, yeah, our infamous failed launch. Nah, it was a great party, great party. It was a great party. It was just a near miss, but people didn't realise unless they took home, for those that are out of the loop, we had a big launch in the Gold Coast for our second toy, Tiff.

and we almost didn't have any product for the launch. So we got empty boxes shipped over for display just in case. the night before the toys turned up, had the only time people realized is if they went and took some of the display boxes home thinking that they were full of toys.

And honestly, no one would have known. I just thought it was fabulous. I was quite pregnant at the time. So it was quite funny attending a sex toy launch party where you couldn't even have a glass of alcohol to sort of loosen the booze. the performances were wonderful, even sober. Yeah, if anyone's ever in the Gold Coast, the Pink Flamingo is this, what would you call it? It's like a cabaret show. It was hosted by drag queens. It's just the most amazing experience. Yeah, it was phenomenal.

I watch, I do again. me too. I'm like, gosh, gosh, we can throw a party whether we can launch a product or not is a different story. know how to throw a party. All right. We will get into this. And for those of you that are new here to the Sex Files podcast, the last question we ask our guest is what's

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the one sexual thought, fantasy or experience you've had and never told anybody about and why have you kept it to yourself? So we'll circle back to that one, but our aim is to have such a good chat and be so comfortable with each other by the end that you'll breeze through it, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. Are you ready to jump into the questions? I'm ready to roll. Starting with an easy one, how often are you having sex? Currently.

Zero, absolutely nothing. I am three weeks post skin removal surgery and pre that I had two weeks over in Turkey and then I've got another three weeks before I'm cleared to have sex and this time around I'm actually gonna listen to that because 23 year old Saman sure as shit didn't, she was straight back on the bandwagon and my gosh, let me tell you, my boobs at the end of a good sex session were

horribly sore after having skin removed and implants done. So this time I'm like, just wait, girlfriend, there's no rush. You've got the rest of your life to get back on that. I've never thought about this before, but you're so right. Is it from like the jiggling around? Just the movement and the like, it's obviously you're trying to reduce, you're not meant to exercise. So anything that's putting too much strain and you've got stitches that are still trying to stay together. So the movement of what can go on there is, you know, is a lot.

But I mean, previously, pre-surgery, would, like, I've got quite, I'd say strong sexual appetite. I would love to be having it like at least a few times a week. That would be like a happy place for me. Nice. And so is that you without all this going on? Yes, that's what, yeah. Pretty, yeah. Right now, like nothing, absolutely. Nothing. Tea total.

I can only imagine the doctors and so on having all these stories around, bloody, know, patient Mrs. Rararā's had been having too much sex and just thirst all those stitches, so they just go for a blanket. No, just wait six weeks. I think it's just that blanket rule, you know, just keep it easy. Yeah, especially because do you have stitches across your stomach too, don't you? Yeah, everywhere. So it's like that comes right down from the nipples, right across the base of the breast, right down the centre of my stomach.

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down basically three quarters of my arms. So there's a lot that could go wrong there. Not worth it. Not worth it at all. I'll tell myself that 10 years ago, yeah. If you had to pick a theme song for your sex life, what would it be and why? I'm actually so glad that I read this question, Pre, because I don't know song titles at all. I'm so shit at this. So was like, okay, right, how would I like to describe my sex life? And then what song,

relates to that. So I've gone with Try by Pink and I think my reasoning behind that is that I just think that you need to give everything a go once and you just don't know what you don't know and just be open to new experiences. So I think that would be my song to sum up my sex life, Try by Pink. I love it the new me if I was in a relationship and felt safe with somebody.

I'm going with that attitude. Yeah, you're right. think that safety factor definitely makes the difference to it, you're right. Yeah, yeah, like I wouldn't, I'm not experimental in my single life, you know what I mean? Yeah, fair enough. I haven't been single for a really, really long time, so I can't even really remember my single days. Meanwhile, I'm talking like I still have sex when I'm single, so anyway.

I've seen the billboards, Jo, surely they're doing wonders. Oh my gosh, I saw your single, what did you do, the single pitch you did for a friend. was like, oh my gosh. Oh yeah, Pitch a Pal, so good. Thank God Viv didn't do that. would die. Honestly, he's such a good sport. I had messaged him the week before and I was like, hey, what are you up to next Thursday?

He was like, no plans, I was like, cool, keep it free. was like, you're gonna tell me what for? I was like, no, just keep it free. And then the day before he was like, seriously, what are we doing? And I was like, oh, I'm gonna pitch you to a room full of strangers, like a room full of women. And he was like, yeah, but what are we actually doing tomorrow night? And I was like, no, no, that's what I'm doing. And I was like, we've been given a bar tab, let's go.

Jo (08:59.426)

He was like, my God, was like, you won, let's, you know, we're in. How good, a bar tab, I love it. So I love it. Did it work? He got five or six messages afterwards, but he was actually, cause I shared it on my Instagram, that's where he was inundated was through my Instagram and just tagging him in. So he actually had a couple of dates through my Instagram tags. And I was like, well look, it sort of worked, you know? There was no love story in the end, but all fun. Wow.

But he got dates. That's amazing. know. That's amazing. Same outcome. Yeah, right. I think so. Yeah. I didn't go on any dates from the billboard and Viv paid 500 bucks with no bar tab. Well, you got some DMs. You got some DMs. They didn't eventuate. I bet you did. No. So I think the website got a few hits and then anybody that came into my message requests.

We're not the type of people that I'd go on a date with. So we'll just leave it there. Yeah, to be a bit selective. Yeah, yeah.

Alrighty, that question took a turn, didn't it? When you were growing up, how was your home environment? Did you talk about sex in your home growing up? Yeah, so growing up, I would say our house, we could talk about literally absolutely anything. Like I could go to mum and dad and discuss anything and that was so understanding and so open apart from sex. Sex was this topic that was never ever discussed. It was never brought up.

It was never mentioned. And I just remember when I was about 16, Mum saying to me once, look, just like you don't wanna hear about my sex life, I don't wanna hear about your sex life. And I just remember thinking at the time, like, yeah, fair enough, you know? And then the more years went on, it was like, actually no, it would have been such a nice open line of communication to have that as a comfortable topic. And I now...

Jo (11:01.878)

Like looking back, I understand why, because it was not something that mum ever grew up talking about. So for her, it was a really closed off topic and she's still really quite prudent, she describes herself in that way, around those sort of topics. Like she's definitely opened up more over the years and it's like easier to talk about those things now, but definitely not in those teenage years. And it's something that having now two boys myself, that Trent and I, like we really do talk about and we wanna make sure that

that line of communication is there for our boys from a really young age and that they know that whatever they come to us about, that there is gonna be absolutely no judgment. I want them to feel so supported in those conversations and us to be the first people that they talk to about those sort of situations rather than their friends. Like I'd much prefer to be buying them condoms and giving them advice around those topics than having their 16 year old mate give them their advice and going, ending up in some sort of strange situation.

So what did your sex ed look like? Did you get the sex talk at home or was it all at school? Never had any sort of sex talk at home. As far as I can remember, I mean, I could be blanking it out and mum could be going, yes we did, you know? But as far as I can remember, absolutely nothing at home. And then at school was just your typical, your PE class and you sat down and your strange PE teacher pointed to some diagrams and told you about their PE's and...

That was the extent of what I remember. If you have sex, you're probably going to get pregnant, you know? Yeah. Most likely. It's so true, isn't it? Once you have friends that start trying for a baby, they're like, hold on a second. I thought I was trying to, you know, taking all these precautions to avoid because it was just going to happen so easily. So quickly. And often people were like, hold on, wait a second. This is not what we were taught. Yeah. Although it does happen quite quickly for some people, doesn't it?

any young ones listening out there, can still happen very quickly. When you said you'd rather buy them condoms and stuff like that, you would think, I think it's great, I think it's so good, but you would think me who talks about sex daily, you know, would be more comfortable doing that with my kid. I think it's like, I think there's just a barrier with my kids. And again, I was brought up like you'd never mentioned sex or anything like that, but

Jo (13:26.154)

you just made me think with the condom thing. instead of like, I went away, where did I go? I was going away for a week. I think I was going to China. I was going to China and I knew that I won't name names. I knew that my eldest kid had a crush and I, instead of like having the sex, he's such a good kid, instead of having the sex talk before I left, although, you know, we've talked about, he knows how to be, you know,

the safety and everything like that. But instead of addressing this crush before I left, I literally went out and bought two packets of 20 condoms, so 40 condoms, scattered them over the kitchen table, pretending that I'm working on a project and I needed to know measurements and I'm like doing reviews. And I went away and left like.

40 condoms across the table because I wanted that to be enough that he knew I wouldn't be able to tell if he'd taken some, you know what I mean? To be fair, this is all well and good saying this now, but when I get to having 16 year old boys, maybe I'll have a completely different approach to it. I can only, this is how I'm fearing myself in my head. So it might be very different. Although I don't have the excuse, what am I going to leave 40 condoms on the kitchen? They're to be like, what the fuck is mum up to?

my god, yeah, didn't think about that. Embrace has taken a turn. Yeah, yeah. We're different niche. All right, is there something that you unlearned about sex that changed everything? I think for this one, it's that communication doesn't have to be like such a mechanical thing and it doesn't have to take the sexiness out of a situation. I think for me, learning that actually communication can be

incredibly sexy and incredibly powerful and really actually aid to your intimate experience. And that's something that in my head I always thought if you talk about it, it takes like all the spark and all the fun and all the joy out of it when in reality it can actually make it even more enjoyable because you know where that person's boundary lies or what they enjoy or what, you know, I like it. It could be just around anything. So I think that's something that I definitely had to unlearn in my head. And I don't know where I'd got that into my head from, but I always just thought,

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Like you just do it, you don't need to talk about it sort of thing, you know? I love that. I love that answer because I can relate. my gosh, and I didn't know that I could relate. But I wonder if that comes from not talking about it growing up. So there being like that taboo type of thing. You probably, I never really think about why. But yeah, you you're probably right. It's like, it's just something I thought that communication was just a really unsexy thing.

And now with age, it's like actually it can be the complete opposite and it can really change an intimate setting. And also, if you look at any movie ever, there's no upfront conversation. There's no upfront conversation. It's always just like hot, heavy, hot, heavy. my God, orgasm in two seconds. There's no pre-conversation about.

What are you looking for? What do like? Put your hand here, try it like this. Do it all, you know, actually change the angle of your fingers. Like all those sorts of things. just... Slower, faster. Totally. Hollywood movies or porn, like there is at no point have I, I don't think I've ever seen someone redirect the guy's hand or suggest something. Or even I watched the movie, I watched Baby Girl the other day for the first time. Don't know why it took me so long. Great movie. And...

Even there I thought this is great. I hope this opens people's minds of maybe different kinks. But it was also on my mind that, actually to be in this like sub dom dynamic, this is the place where the conversation beforehand is most important. And the whole thing at the start was that the communication wasn't that great beforehand. So there was also an element of, hmm, I feel like this could have, you know, if it was really about that.

which it's entertainment, right? But they just kind of do, you know, as we usually kind of miss that part out. But once again, you know, that conversation before Handel drawing is just not really as, we're not taught it, are we? No, never, it's never talked about, you're so right. My favourite, what is the most awkward experience you've had in the bedroom? I've had a few, but I think hands down the most awkward would be my very first time.

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trying, like having sex, I say trying to have sex. It was my first boyfriend and we'd been seeing each other for, you know, like, I know, a few months. And, you know, it was getting hot and heavy and we'd started down that process and I remember, like, I was not a small guy, I wasn't like huge at the time, but I was, you know, big, a plus size. And I remember him pulling out his penis and thinking, shit, that's really small, but maybe it's just cause I'm big and I was trying to like, was like, what am gonna do with this?

Anyway, we tried to have sex and it just, I couldn't feel anything, didn't know if it was in, if it was out, soft, was hard, no clue. And I was trying to, you know, pretend like, oh, this is great, making some noises, I don't know what I'm doing, first time. And then had given him a blowjob and that experience was great, very easy, very easy experience, you know, it wasn't hard, that blowjob. And then quite quickly after that...

I realised that what I was dealing with was a legit micro penis, and I mean no bigger than my pinky, like tiny. And so it was my first and only experience with a micro penis, and it was, I hope the poor fuck is not listening. I actually ran into him on the night of my hen's party. I was out with the girls, and who do I turn around to was my first boyfriend in bloody revelry, and I just remember thinking full circle moment, and it was like a,

you've done good, girlfriend, you've done good. It was a very, very strange experience. And I think after that, was like, wow, this is really hard to deal with. Well, and you just have no idea. Because again, back to the movie things and so on, you've got no idea what, like if you've only been watching porn, you'd have absolutely no clue. No clue. I just thought maybe that was normal. That's what they all look like. And then...

Very shocked when I saw another one. Wow. I think empath Joe, right? Like I feel for people that have no control over the size of their equipment. I like, this is where sex toys, how good for those people. I always think about it, but I've had those looked back and I think this poor dude, like having to deal with that situation, you know, like that'd be really tough, be really hard.

Jo (20:24.32)

He could totally just be having the best sex of his life and his partner could as well if they're using toys and he can, you know, like. Yeah, you're right. Experiment in different ways. Yeah. So I hope, you know, hope he's got more comfortable with the toy situation and stuff as years have gone on. I'm sure he would have. 100%. But it also comes back to the, I think that I'm just a believer that we've just been taught that the.

Like A, that would be shocking because you just don't know what you're doing. It would be the same as when guys would just be seeing like porn star volvers and then look at someone, you know, who's got a little bit of a different looking outlook. And it would just be, it would take you by surprise. But then also that the fact that there's so much weight put on it for him where some people...

I remember talking to a friend, she's like, oh, I literally couldn't care less, just eat me out, that's my favourite thing in the world. But no one knows those things either. Very true. And they wouldn't have had that, you know, like we just never talked about it. They'd never come up, they'd never mentioned it. So there was no like pre-warning. It was just this like very uncomfortable situation that you're trying to make work. And also you're having sex, did you get nicely fingered or did you get click touch or anything like that? Or you just a little bit of, you gave a blowjob and then a bit of penetration. Oh no.

I don't think so. Yeah great, that must have been such a... Yeah, yeah, great. What's only up from there really is that's what I always think about, know? Improvement levels, it's gotta go up. Gotta go up. Gotta go up. Okay, well then leading on from that, when was the first time you really felt like you had great sex and how was it different?

So I feel like over the years, I've had lots of experience that I would describe as like really great sex, know, that it had been thoroughly enjoyable, that you've really connected with the person and that it's been like an actually enjoyable experience. But I'd say the first time that I have actually really described it as like great sex would be having sex with my husband. He was my husband at the time, having sex with Trent, when that's such a deep level of connection and such a deep level of trust. And it just took it to, it's taken it to another place that you just don't even...

Jo (22:36.78)

Yeah, that you couldn't fathom before that, getting sort of better, but it's just that security and that safety and knowing that I could do or say or be anything in that situation and there'd never be a single inch of judgement and I think that's just, it's such a powerful feeling. It's that safety piece again that makes you want to try everything too, right? Yeah, I like what you're talking about. Yeah, it does and you're open to giving new things a go because you just, you trust that person so much, it's like you're either gonna laugh your way through it.

Maybe enjoy it, you know, find something else that you can add to the repertoire. You've already farted in front of each other. It's all good. Doesn't matter. there's... cards are on the table. It's so, so true. So true. I reckon that you, you know, you mentioned, Jo, lots of the questions have been... Everyone's answers have been so different, but I think the common theme with that question has been...

when it's often been with a long-term partner, everyone just enjoys it so much. We're just such, we're not as simple as gets hard, gets off, that's it, you know? We can be very complex, pleasure creatures. And so when the more you do your homework and practise with someone, it just gets so much better. And yeah, when you know there's no judgement on your body or nothing. You can fully be present in what you're doing and yeah, not your brain, somewhere else thinking,

How do my tits look at this angle? Or do I have 12 double chins? None of that crosses your mind. my gosh. Even in long-term relationships previously, so yes, single a long time, but prior to that I was in some long-term relationships and I've always been worried about that stuff. I feel like, it come with age or is it just because

sex is becoming a normal thing now to talk about and everything like that, but you get more comfortable. I don't know. I don't know. Well, I guess you say everyone, we've all got different things that we've got hangouts on and it could literally just be a personal thing. It might change with age or it might change with the right person or a different person. Yeah, yeah. Maybe it's got a lot to do with the person and how accepting they are of you and how loving and stuff like that as well, right?

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So yeah, and how they make you feel. Yeah, yeah, totally. Okay. Have you done any personal work to improve or change your relationship with sex? I had to think about this and I felt like as long as I can remember, I've had a really amazing relationship I described with sex. Like I've been very open, very open to try new things and new experiences and sex is something that's actually come quite freely and naturally.

to me and I don't have like any sort of hang ups around that. But I think what I've probably done the most work on over the years has been that not everyone has that same perception. So different people have this like lens and view of what you're doing and there's a lot of judgment around it and therefore you feel like what you're doing is inherently wrong because someone else views it as wrong and they're not open to that situation. And I think I've had to do a lot of work around going, look,

It's like anything in life. Like humans are all built, we're built so differently and we're all open to such different experiences. And just because Sally down the road doesn't want to do what you're doing on a Friday night doesn't mean what you're doing is like horrific or naughty or bad or, you know, like it should take that taboo out of it. And so that's something that I've had to do a lot of like self work on going, actually, if I enjoy it, that's totally fine. And if me and my husband are comfortable with that situation.

why do we give a shit what she does and she's welcome to enjoy her way of doing things and just try and remove that judgment and that fear of what other people think. Do you mean in the sense in the relationship or say when you're talking about things on your stories and people were coming at you? Both, think just in general.

might say like preferences are or like what experiences you enjoy or how open I am. Like if I talk about sex online, like this podcast, I'll get a shitload of grief for because there'll be some people going, can't believe you've gone on and you talked about that. It's a private situation. It should be between you and your husband and everything should be behind closed doors. And I've just got such an opposite view of that where I think that the more we talk about sex and the more we normalise it and I'm not throwing Trent under the bus here and.

Jo (27:15.69)

you know, like making it naughty for him or making it uncomfortable for him with his work colleagues. But I think just normalising the conversation and it's something that we all do, well, majority of humans do. And why is it such a, yeah, shamed upon topic? I mean, the more we talk about, hopefully the more people are open to trying new things and doing it in a safe way where it's not such a like naughty, dirty thing. Couldn't agree more. Nothing bad comes from talking about pleasure, you know? And I think there's so many people

in relationships or not in relationships regardless who aren't living their best sexual lives because they feel ashamed of maybe things they want to experience or they are just not actually talking about it amongst their relationships. So even if they've been with someone for a long time, think sometimes that can be even harder to bring up something new or say, actually, I don't like any of this or I've been faking orgasms for the last 10 years, you know, can we do it different?

And I sort of read a stat on it the other day, and I don't know by how factual it is, but it did make a lot of sense to me. It's talking about how women hit their peak sexual experience at 40. That's where they're the most interested in trying new things. And I think it's that, you've grown, you've learned, you've got rid of that judgement and you feel able to go and experience a new situation or try something new that you've thought about for years, but you haven't quite felt confident enough to do. And I do think that that's an age thing.

You you build as we do, and I feel like our 30s are a great year for that, that you just stop giving a shit about what other people think, and you focus more on actually what's making you happy. And I guess that makes sense when you relate that back to sex as well. Yeah, I feel like I need to add that to my Bumble profile in my peak. 41, you know? Somebody get me while I'm in my prime. I'm ready.

Jo (29:03.886)

We did the billboard all wrong Viv. If it works Jo, I want to know about it. And what makes you most confident in the bedroom? This is such a lame answer, but honestly just a really sexy set of lingerie. Like there's nothing for me, it has to be matching. I have to have the bra and knickers set or a full one-piece. And that just is like, I instantly feel more beautiful, sexier, more powerful.

And it's something that I know that only I can see and only my husband can see. it's such a, yeah, it's such a beautiful thing for me. I love it. I love going out and buying new stuff. I've got an obsession with it. My undie drawer is wild. I'm like, I need to stop. I don't wear these often. But getting a new one, it's so, yeah, sexy for me. And that definitely gives me confidence in the bedroom. Well, that's very on brand for you too, you know? Fashion in all ways, shapes and forms, all occasions.

And it was actually, mom, I remember being like, the one thing that's really important in life is to make sure that your bras and undies are really, really beautiful and that they always match and you always have two knickers to one bra. And I've just like drilled in and I'm at year two, you rotate your bra every two days, your knickers you change every day and then you've always got the two for one. it's like, can't, those things that your mum teaches you, that it's like, it's how I live my life now.

That is really important life advice. You know, and I just do not have any grotty knickers. Like all my undies are really lovely and I'd be happy for anyone to see them at any point, you know? I could have put all my money on that you would have been like, had to have had matching. It's not a hug. Yeah, why am I surprised? Why am I surprised? But I would, I hang on to grotty undies because they're my grotty ones. They're for like...

hungover Sundays, you know, if I've got my period, all those things, that's what I wear. Not surprised. my gosh. Well, when I was like, I dated somebody for a couple of weeks there in seven years. But when I was dating this person, you know how we know that like Google, well, whoever, Siri is listening to everything. I was getting targeted with lingerie ads and

Jo (31:25.582)

Prior to that, I hadn't even thought about it, but how nice have they got? Like, shit is nice. They're very sexy. Yeah. Okay. Goals, I'll add that one to the profile too. Keen to try different lingerie. Just need someone to wear it for. All right. Now for the testing question.

What's the one sexual thought, fantasy or experience that you've had and never told anybody about and why have you kept it to yourself? And when we say that, of course you've probably told Trent about it, but it doesn't count. Okay. So I feel like this is an absolute, I can cop out of an answer, but hand on heart, hand on heart, if I have had a sexual fantasy over the years, I have expressed it, talked about it and we have explored it.

and there is nothing that I have as a fantasy that I haven't tried. Like I've said, I'm a very, very sexual person and I am open to trying lots of new experiences. And so if we've, yeah, if it's been something that I've wanted to do, we've had a chat and I mean, we've now, today is our 10 years together, five years married, so on a death egg, we've checked some shit off that list, that's for sure. Congrats! So it's, yeah, honestly, there's nothing that I feel like I've,

definitely fulfilled everything that I've ever had those, you know, fantasies or those dreams about. And I can, yeah, that list is all ticked off and I feel very fulfilled in that. Oh, that's not a cop out answer. That's wonderful. Is it not? Because I was like, these girls are going to be like, what a cop out. No. We love that. That could make me cry. How good. Do either of you watch Modern Family? Have you seen Years ago I've watched a few episodes. Years ago. And was it Claire and Phil decide they're going to

try going to like a hotel and one, I can't remember, one's like a secret agent or something. they're role playing? Yeah, yeah, they're role playing. Have there ever been situations in those where you've gone, that is not it, or you know, or that's been amazing, or hilarious moments from that? Yeah, there's been a few situations where Trent, like we've thought that we'll give it a go and see how, you know, it sounds great in our heads. And we've ended up in hysterics halfway through going with this. This is not.

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for us, like this is not the sort of sex we enjoy. you're like, you are hysterically laugh crying to the point where you just don't know if you can continue because it's no longer sexy. You're like, it's just got comical, you know? And like, he's blessed and you're just like, what? This is, should we just like call it a night sort of thing? But yeah, they're not all as you picture them in your heads, you know? Well, not for us anyway. my gosh, how good, how good, that's so real.

I often think that way about shabari, know when people, the rope tying, when people get tied up and they're on the floor or they're suspended. I didn't know that there was a name for it. was like, what is that? Yes, shabari. I didn't realise that you could be, I always thought that you were suspended. So initially I thought, my gosh, that's so terrifying. All I could think about if I was to try that was falling flat on my face. And then now whenever I see it,

I can understand, oh, that could be a bit hot, but also all I can think of is pork roast. Yeah, right, especially the ones with the last round of pepper. Yes. Oh my gosh, well, when you, the name of it screamed like a pork dish in Japan. Like, it does. I was like, that's what my mum went to. And then I was like, oh no, that guy did it to me. At the expo, yeah. Oh, that's right. When we were at the expo, you got your whisked How good.

Oh, well I'm so happy to hear having such a healthy sex life. think hopefully maybe that inspires people to, hopefully that inspires people to be a little bit more explorative because I think, especially when people have been in relationships for a long time, we do get DMs sometimes from people saying, you know, how do I bring this up? We've been together for 15 years or. I did say that on your story the other day and you're like, I'm gonna ask the girls and you throw it out to the audience. And I really like that because then you get such a variety of.

of answers and that is such a mix and even if one's not, you know, won't stick, maybe someone else's that's like, actually that's a great idea. 100%, it's, you know, if we don't talk about it, then people just go on thinking, anything that is a bit alternative that's in the freaky bucket and I, you know, do not touch zone, but actually it doesn't have to be weird unless you make it weird. it's more that you talk about it, the better. And I think a lot that was in the like, say real freaky bucket even five years ago now is quite like,

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mainstream and normalise this. Oh, you're into that? Yep, well, so am I, you know? It's like... Yeah. Whereas previously, if you'd said that, people are like, oh no, no, never. Yeah, I'll never forget when we started this and somebody... Well, we started the confessions in our first year at some point. Oh, it's love. I remember setting like an alarm and being like, what's gonna happen this week? Oh my gosh, how good. Yeah, well, I remember the first time somebody said they rimmed their...

partner and we were both like, what's rimming? what? Google. Your Google history would be wild. Yeah, that would make a good segment on its own. like everybody's out there rimming, you know? It's just a casual feast day. Yeah, like that's first date territory now.

I think with confessions, the pegging's gone out of fashion and now confessions, but I hot-wifing has come into our confessions a little bit more. booty play. I don't know where people get these. And booty play, yeah, for sure. So I don't know where people always get these. I'm like, these guys and girls all watching the same porn or something? yeah, I'm like, don't know. Yeah, who's setting these trends? But love to see it. Now, Simone, thanks so much for...

coming on and before we let you go, where can people find you if they want to find out more about you and follow you? thank you girls. It's been so much fun. I knew it would be. It's just chatting to friends. I probably best place would be Instagram, just simone underscore Anderson. And then from there, I've got everything else in my bio, but that's where I'm most active, you know, old skill. Amazing. Well, again, thanks again so much. And if you want to follow Girls Get Off, it's at girlsgetoff on Instagram as well.

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