Foreplay is defined as the appetiser of bumpy cuddles, and when performed correctly, it can be more enjoyable than the main course itself, so why the heck is it so neglected?
Men, on average, become aroused quicker than women. It’s real sooty energy, but it’s true. Even thinking about sex can have the lucky buggers locked, loaded and ready to hit pound town, while us gals most likely need a lot more than the thought of sex for the slip and slide chamber to open for business.
So in the essence of 2022 being the year of sex, it’s time to pay respect to the absolute bombshell moves that will take your sexy time from a five to a solid nine before you even get to the famous p-n-v moment.
Here are the delicious foreplay acts so good you might end up skipping the main course altogether:
- Kissing: I’m not talking about the “oh, we should kiss before getting down and dirty” make-out session but rather the “I’m really horny and hungry for you in a non-cannibal way” snogging session. It’s about being utterly encapsulated by another person like you can’t get enough of them; you’re completely overwhelmed with lust. Let your body lead you with this move, kiss their neck, their body and obviously their lips, fully immerse yourself in the act of snogging.
- Blow job tug of war: Picture this, you and Hunky are hooking up, it’s going well, you’re thinking yeah, hot bitch energy, then he places his hands on your shoulders and starts pushing you down south. You hold your ground. He pushes a little harder; he might even slip a finger in your mouth. Welcome to the blow job tug of war.
- Shower time: This is not a practical shower; it’s a yassifed shower, a sexy shower if you will, because do you know what’s hot? You. Do you know what’s hotter? You, naked. Do you know what is hotter than that? You AND your partner naked in a shower with water and soap all over your sexy bods.
- Sixty-nine: Holy shit, the sixty-nine is probably the hardest foreplay move in the world and the bane of my sexual existence. I’m not sure how to make it sound sexy, so instead here is a serious question for the GGO community. How do you embrace your own pleasure while working overtime to pleasure someone else? Also, another serious question, how does sixty-nine work when one of you is super tall, and one is of average/short height? And oh my god, if one of you comes before the other, do you keep going? The concept is absolute fire; the execution is still under investigation.