Queen V Approved: Our Favourite Toys for Every Type of Pleasure

 

Ever bought a sex toy because it looked cute, then realised it feels like a confused toothbrush with commitment issues? Same. And that’s exactly why Girls Get Off is picky af about what makes the cut.

Because “good” isn’t just powerful. Good is: comfortable, intuitive, body-safe, not scary to use, and actually designed around what most vulva owners need to finish the job. (Spoiler: the clit is usually the main character, and she has over 10,000 nerve fibres. Icon behaviour.)

Why do so many women still struggle to orgasm during sex?

Because for a lot of people, penetration alone isn’t the golden ticket. Research consistently shows an “orgasm gap” in heterosexual encounters, and it shrinks when clitoral stimulation is included. So no, you’re not broken. The script is just outdated.

That’s also why we built our range the way we did: pleasure-first, shame-free, tested by real women, and designed to feel supportive, not seedy. We want you giggling at our content and thriving behind closed doors. Not reading a 47-step manual like you’re assembling IKEA furniture.

So what makes a sex toy actually good for women?

Here’s the checklist we use when we’re designing and approving toys.

1) Does it match how you like to orgasm?

Some of us are clit-only queens. Some love internal pressure. Some want both at once. Some want hands-free because their wrists are not on the roster today.

A good toy supports different pleasure styles like:

• Fast external finish

• Slow build and deep internal pressure

• Dual stimulation (internal + clit)

• Hands-free sessions

• Gentle exploration when you’re easing in

2) Is it easy to use in the moment?

If a toy needs a tutorial, a pep talk, and a full charging schedule spreadsheet, it’s not giving.

We prioritise:

• Simple controls (especially for beginners)

• Shapes that naturally hit the right spots

• Designs that don’t require acrobatics

3) Is it designed for real bodies, not just product photos?

We’re big on “tested, approved, and raved about by real life women”. Everyone’s sensitivity is different, so good design is about options: different intensities, comfortable angles, and shapes that don’t feel intimidating.

4) Is it body-safe and easy to clean?

Waterproof is a big yes. Easy cleaning is a must. Your pleasure routine should not come with bonus admin or regret.

Also, quick PSA: lube makes basically everything better. Comfort, glide, sensation, confidence. Especially with silicone toys, water-based lube is your bestie.

Quick clean-up tip: rinse if you can, then finish with our After banger toy cleaner or Ph balanced wipes so it’s fresh, hygienic, and ready for next time.

5) Does it fit real life?

Thin walls. Housemates. Kids. Flatmates who think they’re stealthy but you can hear them blink. Quiet matters. Discreet matters. A good toy supports pleasure without making you feel rushed or exposed.

Our approach: women first, always

Girls Get Off was created to remove shame and make pleasure feel normal, fun, and empowering. That philosophy shows up in how we design and choose products.

What we build into our toys because women asked for it:

• External-first options (because clits exist for a reason)

• Petite shapes that aren’t intimidating

• Quiet motors for shared-home life

• Waterproof play (bath, shower, wherever)

• Rechargeable convenience

• A 12-month warranty

• Discreet shipping and packaging

Basically: we’re picky so you don’t have to be.

Which toy suits you best?

The toy-by-toy breakdown (and why we made them this way)

Missy: for clit lovers who want fast, reliable pleasure

Missy was designed to mimic that oral-style sensation, with a petite shape that doesn’t feel bulky or overwhelming. The smaller, quieter feel is a big reason she’s a beginner favourite, and also why she’s easy to bring into partner play without getting in the way.

Best for:

• External-only orgasm

• Beginners who want something effective but not scary

• Shared-home life (quiet matters)

Wanda: for full-body, rumbly satisfaction

Wanda is our take on the classic wand. We kept it petite, quiet, waterproof, and easy to hold. The head is wide enough to feel delicious externally, but not so massive you’re like… where do I even place this?

Best for:

• Deep vibration lovers

• External play (clit, vulva, nipples)

• People who want one toy that covers a lot of territory

Polly: for beginners and vibe-curious couples

Polly is small, sweet, and seriously easy to use. One button. No drama. She’s external-only, so you can place her exactly where you want and let her do the work.

Best for:

• First toy purchase

• Easy travel toy

• Couple play (small enough to not interrupt the moment)

Tiff 2.0: for the quiet, private, “do not perceive me” queen

Tiff 2.0 is for the person who wants intense satisfaction without the whole neighbourhood knowing. She’s designed to be powerful but subtle, flexible in fit, and supportive for hands-free options depending on your position.

There’s no right way. Your vulva is the boss.

DeeDee: for thrusting, dual stimulation, jelly legs

DeeDee is your internal and external thrusting rabbit with both G-spot (internal) and clitoral (external) stimulation. The bend is on purpose, angled to help hit the right spot more consistently.

Best for:

• People who want movement (thrusting does the work)

• Dual stimulation lovers

• When you want “hands-free-ish” without a full arm workout

Dilly: for suction base fun and internal sensation

Dilly’s curved and ribbed design is there to create sensation no matter your experience level, and her suction base lets you get creative on smooth, non-porous surfaces (tiles, mirrors, headboards, you get the gist).

Hot tip: water-based lube. Generous. Always.

Elle: for internal massage and temperature play

Elle is a borosilicate glass wand, non-powered, weighted, and designed for slow, mindful pleasure. Warm her up, cool her down, use her for massage, and take your time.

Best for:

• People who prefer pressure and massage over vibration

• Temperature play curiosity

• G-spot exploration at your own pace

Peaches: for beginner friendly booty play

Peaches come in two petite sizes, non-vibrating, and made from medical-grade silicone. If you’re nervous, the smaller size is an easy entry point. If you’re already comfortable, the larger size has you covered.

Reminder: your booty doesn’t self-lubricate. Lube is not optional.

Juicee: the lube that makes everything better

Juicee our water-based lube is the go-to pairing for silicone toys and beginner play. More comfort, less friction, better sensations. Simple.

Red flags: when a toy is not it

• Too many buttons and no logic

• Only one intensity: aggressive lawnmower

• Not waterproof and annoying to clean

• Loud enough to register as a minor earthquake

• Weird seams or cheap materials

• Designed like it was invented by someone who has never met a vulva

Mini guide: pick your toy in 60 seconds

1. External, internal, or both?

2. Do you need it quiet and discreet?

3. Do you want hands-free options?

4. Are you using water-based lube? (Yes.)

5. Do you want fast and intense, or slow and massagey?

And if you want to browse the full range, the collection you’re looking for is sex toys for women.

Final word: “good” means it supports your pleasure, not someone else’s expectations

A Queen V Approved toy:

• makes you feel safe, curious, and confident

• works with your body, not against it

• fits your lifestyle and privacy needs

• helps you learn what you like, then communicate it

No shame. No judgement. Just better orgasms, on your terms.

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References:

• Uloko, M., et al. (2023). How many nerve fibers innervate the human glans clitoris.

• Oregon Health & Science University (OHSU) News. (2022). Pleasure-producing human clitoris has more than 10,000 nerve fibers.

• Andrejek, N., & Fetner, T. (2022). Climax as Work: Heteronormativity, Gender Labor, and the Gender Gap in Orgasms.

• Herbenick, D., et al. (2009). Prevalence and characteristics of vibrator use by women in the United States: Results from a nationally representative study.

• Alexander, M., et al. (2018). Randomized trial of clitoral vacuum suction versus vibratory stimulation in neurogenic female orgasmic dysfunction.

• Society for Personality and Social Psychology (SPSP). (2024). Understanding the orgasm gap (findings on clitoral stimulation reducing the gap).